Review What Guys look like

[Spawarrior99]

Well said. I have worked at the front desk of some popular spas. There were a few guys I won't even touch them with a long pole.

Post in thread 'This Is Good Advice'

Thursday at 1:12 PM

Hmm I am definitely not fit. I find being considerate, chatty/flirty, etc works decently well.

You may need to work out a bit to be attracted to women. Women judge men with what they see as soon as you walk in to a spa. A kind person always look beautiful in a lady's eyes but they will serve you better if you look lean healthy, kind and generous. . Most Asian ladies like slim and fit athlectic guys, they are not very fond of big masculine guys. Thank God, I am blessed with the looks and body most Asian women like.

THE MOST ATTRACTIVE DEGREE OF LEANNESS​

When we asked...

• krayjee

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I agree, you are a good looking dude!

But as for the other fluff, I will pass.
Dudes who can pay for the 2 hour sf2, taint worship spa visits, no problem... usually have a 1 one up on the others. Dudes that can talk to a woman till the cows come home. read that Kate Millant says about woman?
Guys who respect, have a great understanding of Philosophy, can differ.
and if you have moves like jagger, impress those spa girls!
dance for your spa girl in the spa room and watch the reactions..
and when all else fails - TAKE THEM FLYING IN A PIPER ARCHER 182 to palm springs.
Or fly them to Catalina Island for Buffalo burgers - fly back and watch the dolphins go in and out up the coastline.
dazzle them with your trig \try or whatever.

little yet to find an MPA WILLING TO TAKE ME ON.

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Well said. I have worked at the front desk of some popular spas. There were a few guys I won't even touch them with a long pole.

Post in thread 'This Is Good Advice'

Thursday at 1:12 PM

Hmm I am definitely not fit. I find being considerate, chatty/flirty, etc works decently well.

You may need to work out a bit to be attracted to women. Women judge men with what they see as soon as you walk in to a spa. A kind person always look beautiful in a lady's eyes but they will serve you better if you look lean healthy, kind and generous. . Most Asian ladies like slim and fit athlectic guys, they are not very fond of big masculine guys. Thank God, I am blessed with the looks and body most Asian women like.

THE MOST ATTRACTIVE DEGREE OF LEANNESS​

When we asked...

• krayjee

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Like Pink stated- I'mmmmmm cummmming up so lets get this party started.
Gold rings and go for miles...
But the better question is....philosophy.. ARISTOTLE,KATE MILLANT ETC..
IS A QUESTION BEST BE ANSWERED FROM DUDES WHO HAVE ACTUALLY READ BOOKS IN COLLEGE ABOUT THIS TUFF/SUBJECT.
having \our smoking hot as as fuck Tunisian 20 year old while in college - hmmmmmmmmmm - she wears that little golden chain around her ankle.
flying back and forth from van nuys - your fiend for hot ass friend has you covered for expenses.
BUT MY BRAIN FUCK IS THIS.... TAKE A SPA GIRL TO LOS ANGELES FOR XMAS BREAK. HER SOFT LABIA MOUNDS, WHISPERS OF HAIR ON THAT LANDING STRIP - YOU DRIVE HER FREEWAY.... ALWAYS WET, SLIP AND SLIDE - RIDE AND RIDE IT AGAIN - WOAH!
DIG A LITTLE GIRL ABOUT AN HOUR AGO -
NEVER SAW A WOMAN SO ALONE......
are there lonely mpas out there?
30 YEARS OF 12 STEP PROGRAMS - GUIYS, DONT GET PHILOSOPHICAL WITH YOU MPA, unles you can bac it upo!
Like KJ said, I don't share shit unless I can back my fucking shit up.

Kudos to kj

 

[FreshNClean416]

Its hard to compare a man to this role to a woman. Most men would fuck anyone for free. They dont care about money over the sex. Women on the other hand care more about the money.

But i hear you. Its the same point. No one is gonna want to have a good time with anyone who is unattractive and smells like shit. I wouldn't even want to take them to dinner or a movie.

Reviews on this site should be like watching the news. Just read between the lines and forget the bullshit that people write.

This is the best answer to OPs original question hands down. My two cents to add would be if you see a bad review obviously that person was upset. I look at there post history to see if they just troll and are generally upset, or do they post quality reviews generally speaking. Because with the former I can just put them on ignore and forget their post, while with positive post history would steer me more towards taking the contents of the negative post seriously.

I always wondered if a woman has any preference between uncircumcised penis and a circumcised one. I would think most woman don't care either way. As long as it works and shoots a load for them. What are your guys opinions on this?

I have heard from many spa owners and maps that they generally prefer circumcised men. I myself am cut so I never experienced the issues with having the extra skin. I'm told many men with poorer hygiene that are uncircumcised have really smelly dicks. Perhaps more bacteria gets caught under the skin? Idk.

 

[Spawarrior99]

I’m curious about all these reviews both good and bad. And what I’d like to know is what rating each guy gives themselves on a 1-10 scale. Does a girl who provides horrible service do so because the client is wholly unattractive or bad hygiene, or is it despite all that.? Many reviews show good and bad for same girls so I’m wondering if it’s the quality of clientele. If you’re 300lbs and you’re still licking the bbq sauce off your fingers when you walk in, do you really expect any of these girls to enjoy giving you a massage ? Seriously. I’ll start by rating myself. I’m a solid 7.8. Tall, thin, brush my teeth and shower daily. What about you guys ? I’d love to have an MPA weigh in on this and get their feelings on it all.

dude, the minute you start worrying, asking dumb as a stick questions, is the time you start getting some experience an posting reviews before anyone,
from 2023 or 2024 . can get a a 20 minute taint worship, rim with all the fixins and the rest is above your pay grade rook.......

call me in a few years and ask me this question again.

FUCKING RETARD POST / QUESTION - WHO THE FUCK POSTS SHIT LIKE THIS?
IM A 7.8 HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?

FUCKING RETARTED POST BY SOME GUY NAMED?

 

[EliteSambo82]

Everyone post their selfies and we will start judging

Here, I'll start:

 

[Spawarrior99]

Everyone post their selfies and we will start judging

Here, I'll start:

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No society can faction well without able leadership.
Massage Planet included..........................

That being said,

food for thought homie.
But we as massage planet horndogs, we cherish the thought that we can do without much personal leadership at all.
We are apt to to warp the traditional idea of "principals before personalities"
around to such a point that there would be no "personality" in leadership whatsoever....
This would imply rather faceless robots, AI, Chat GPT, ARE TRYING TO PLEASE everybody...

your thoughts?

 

[Spawarrior99]

Everyone post their selfies and we will start judging

Here, I'll start:

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wow, you think sthe is a smart post homei?

LMFAO RETARD

 

[Spawarrior99]

I’m curious about all these reviews both good and bad. And what I’d like to know is what rating each guy gives themselves on a 1-10 scale. Does a girl who provides horrible service do so because the client is wholly unattractive or bad hygiene, or is it despite all that.? Many reviews show good and bad for same girls so I’m wondering if it’s the quality of clientele. If you’re 300lbs and you’re still licking the bbq sauce off your fingers when you walk in, do you really expect any of these girls to enjoy giving you a massage ? Seriously. I’ll start by rating myself. I’m a solid 7.8. Tall, thin, brush my teeth and shower daily. What about you guys ? I’d love to have an MPA weigh in on this and get their feelings on it all.

The minute, the fraction of a second, you start down that road of who looks better,
better wipe your asshole MF dumb shits

mf dumb asses think they are all that and a bag of chips - 5 years in XXX.
YOU GOT ALL TYPES OF HOMIES OUT HERE THAT ARE WILLING TO MAKE THE NEWS!
DUMB AS R BUSTANUT - YOU WANA DO THIS THING MF?

 

[Spawarrior99]

HET BUSTANUT - FUCKING RETARD

SPEAK UP DUMBSHIT FAKE - CMON DUDE - YOU AND ME OUTSIDE ON THE STREET
LETS SEE - ALL TATTED UP ARE YOU?

NEXT TIME YOU INTERUPT MY SPA VISIT -BUSTANUT I H AVE NO problem with 6 foot 3 inch skinny white trash like you.
AND I WILL OUT YOUR NOSE IN THE GUTTER AND MAKE YOU SMELL THE ROSES - FELL ME ? BUSTED A NUT ON HIS MOMMAS PILLOW
AND NOW FEELS VALIDATED......

insert a joe Bonamassa rift now with that hiot as fuck Asian girl. what's her name again........................ front row seats with gf, pics
= good times.

your nuthing to speak of bustanut except if you like boring shills - calling you out bustanut!

SPEAK MF!

YOU THINK YOUR A BAD MAN BUSTHIS MOMMAS PIMPLES WHILE HE JACKS OF.

ha haha bustapimple -

 

[24hrs]

HET BUSTANUT - FUCKING RETARD

SPEAK UP DUMBSHIT FAKE - CMON DUDE - YOU AND ME OUTSIDE ON THE STREET
LETS SEE - ALL TATTED UP ARE YOU?

NEXT TIME YOU INTERUPT MY SPA VISIT - I H AVE NO problem with 6 foot 3 inch skinny white trash like you.

insert a joe Bonamassa rift now..................... front row seats with gf, pics
= good times.
you - nuthing to speak about except if you like boring shills - calling you out bustanut!
SPEAK MF!
YOU THINK YOUR A BAD MAN BUSTHIS MOMMAS PIMPLES WHILE HE JACKS OF.

ha haha bustapimple -

Can you not be retarded just for one day? That's all we ask for.

 

[Spawarrior99]

Can you not be retarded just for one day? That's all we ask for.

ok - butt just saying - xtc can lick my taint while retard pickolime jacks off.
just saying ,
these fakes on massage planet - wit dem outside spa dudes - call them out - if you don't, thats on you.
You see a review - call them on it!!!!
especially picko, xtc and bustanut - just watch who they post about - always the spas yothey want u to visit - never perla, CD etc..
like hawaii health for example - WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN TO THIS APA WITH LINDA AND CONFIRM THE SERVISCES? for example -
or nancy the spa hopper MPA. BUBBLE BUU=TT GREAT ORAL AND JUST PUND THE FUCK OUT OF HER UNTIL YOU BREAK THE GLASS ON THE SPA WALLS.
YOU EVER SEE XTC, BUSTANUT OR PEE PEE give a first hand account of their experiences?
I think not -

 

[Spawarrior99]

watching retards like start and la la2023 rookies - talk like they are pros - LMFAO dudes.
no reviews just idel chit chat all over the planet - like gui gui, romeo tem and his propertied in durham -
if you want to be involved with garbage - you follow these guys cuz all they want from you, is to deliver a package AND GIVE TTHEIR WHORES MONEY....

cocaine cowboy gui gui and his terb website going to shit who no one looks at....... - The only place for good shit is here on massage planet.

and watch OUT for xtc and what he says next, and go take take a good grunt on your toilet and have a good laugh because this dude is phony as phony is.....

and of any of the spa girls these guys talk about ask you to deliver a package - RUN!

OLD MAN GUI GUI, HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN GUI GUI MF SHIT HEAD. HUH? OLDER THAN KJ? KJ IS A MUCH PRETTIER MAN and can see why he is the king -
and gets a lot more quality tail than u. ha ha ha

YOU STUTTERING RICH GUY gui gui? got marbles in your mouth again - eating too much popeyes chicken with Sabrina in her bedroom will do that to you... just saying.

gui gui getting bored collecting rents in durham? you getting bord now gui gui?
cmon dude - your a big man on massage planet and you post so many reviews, i just coughed up a big ole Sabrina flem for ya just to be fair....

why you post your picture with Sabrina and a 12 year old tender age on massage planet, I cannot comprehend the thinking behind this outrageous act of of..... insecurity.....

...... you into 12 year old's pee pee?.................... explain that to Sabrina's right hand woman.................. you know who - that Tonto police Sargent. WHAts HER NAME AGAIN gui gui?

I wouldn't put it past you since drib=ve tender age s to spas and other...... you don't have looks or a body to speak of, just a flat ass.... huge nose like busta a seniors and just that ugly pasty faced lawyer that you cross paths with while entering...... visits wuhan when he wants, parks that grey car - but selling tender age to massage planet....... maybe you are into that shit but not me......= no tender age. milfs only! don't want to take a chance some shit head comes along..


and believe me dudes - you think you got connections? I'd like yo to see you at a Charlie Sheens party.. where dudes shoot up chlorine bleach and fuck
whoever walks into the open spots in the house...

laugh out loud...
this pee pee (gui gui) dude and kick hi sas to the curb and while the door closes on your white 6 foot3 inch jewish rich ass - and just so you know - you aint nudding but a peeny nutty bar and a cocaine dealer.....- FU........................
u don't have hollywood money - SO YOU BROKE DUDE! LMFAO
you should jstfu gui and take your terb website to durham and die!

 

[Lalallala]

Everyone post their selfies and we will start judging

Here, I'll start:

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You probably find me on the people of Walmart page.

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

You probably find me on the people of Walmart page.

Walmart is my people

 

[robray1976]

Walmart is my people

As is usually the case on this forum a bunch of guys with IQ’s the size of small dick seem to find a way to start a fight. It’s a discusssion and if you’re not old or smart enough just stay out of it. Behave like gentlemen not Neanderthals will help in your spa endeavours firstly. The original point that has been missed is, a guy who’s a 3 ain’t gonna get what a guy who’s an 8 gonna get. Simple. So when you hear the crying reviews, is it coming from the guy who’s an 8 which makes it more credible or did it come from a guy who’s a 3. Because if it came from the 3 then his review is worthless because I don’t know the real reason behind why his MPA didn’t treat him nicely. Got it ? Only takes a high school education to figure it out.

 

[Spawarrior99]

As is usually the case on this forum a bunch of guys with IQ’s the size of small dick seem to find a way to start a fight. It’s a discusssion and if you’re not old or smart enough just stay out of it. Behave like gentlemen not Neanderthals will help in your spa endeavours firstly. The original point that has been missed is, a guy who’s a 3 ain’t gonna get what a guy who’s an 8 gonna get. Simple. So when you hear the crying reviews, is it coming from the guy who’s an 8 which makes it more credible or did it come from a guy who’s a 3. Because if it came from the 3 then his review is worthless because I don’t know the real reason behind why his MPA didn’t treat him nicely. Got it ? Only takes a high school education to figure it out.

U SURE U WANT TO GO DOWN THIS ROAD ROBERT?

 

[Krydonia]

..........Everyone on this site enjoys pussy. Otherwise it would be called GayPlanet.net.

Better to enjoy pussy than other things

 

[Krydonia]

Согласен, что вы не ошибаетесь, но, пожалуйста, поставьте себя на их место. Если бы вы были мальчиком по вызову, и пришла бы привлекательная леди, вы бы сделали ее бесплатно, я уверен, но если она весит 200 фунтов и пахнет куриными крылышками, вы, скорее всего, поторопитесь как можно лучше. Так что вся суть в том, что одна и та же девушка будет оказывать разные услуги разным парням. Так что я говорю, когда я вижу плохой отзыв, это потому, что девушка плохая или потому, что она торопит его, потому что у него плохая гигиена, или он не в форме, или что-то еще. Было бы легче понять отзыв, если бы я знал, от кого он исходит. Если я оставил отзыв, он может быть воспринят другим парнем по-другому, потому что он проснется, пахнущий травкой, пьяный и не мывшийся с прошлой недели. YMMV не означает, что вы предложили больше денег, чем следующий парень. Это означает, что чем лучше вы выглядите и опрятнее вы будете, тем больше вы получите. Все просто.

Fell out of my chair when I got to the chicken wings

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

As is usually the case on this forum a bunch of guys with IQ’s the size of small dick seem to find a way to start a fight. It’s a discusssion and if you’re not old or smart enough just stay out of it. Behave like gentlemen not Neanderthals will help in your spa endeavours firstly. The original point that has been missed is, a guy who’s a 3 ain’t gonna get what a guy who’s an 8 gonna get. Simple. So when you hear the crying reviews, is it coming from the guy who’s an 8 which makes it more credible or did it come from a guy who’s a 3. Because if it came from the 3 then his review is worthless because I don’t know the real reason behind why his MPA didn’t treat him nicely. Got it ? Only takes a high school education to figure it out.

I will not go on but I am sincere and the only thing in the world to know is behave like a gentleman is bullshit. What do you know about IQ. Pack mentality. you keep patting yourself on the back, Maybe my point is not wanted. Yes about Walmart I am not a snob I guess that is dumb. I for a premium I worked in a market and you needed honors to get the job while I won a couple city championships in sports ever played in a stadium and I was in the advanced classes and walmart kicks ass. As far as what number people which is a good point am not a 10 but confident about my looks an I get offers and enough interest from the ladies and for a 5 girl you have to be 9 seeming in the current equation. That is why I pay, it is not unreal. 3 no but maybe a 7 on a good day. It is all off topic if you are a dimply rich snob. Now you know do not get me started. Just saying most people are smarter than your point 1976. Everything is not as it seems sport. Who you listen to and what you are is your point but tough knows tough and intelligent knows intelligent. A dud is I am not tough you are not so tough points. So prop yourself up. Now tell me about syntax. As for as off topic excuse if I am not penthouse forum every time if anyone remembers that magazine. My good friends were getting full scholarships to law school as in university just so you not reduce it and say probably security guard school. I do not mean to judge. Not that i have clout but I am sure this is the forum for more than the one odd police officer.

 

[Step]

When has an MPA asked about family status?!

Quite often. If you are nice and tip well it is a standard question to develop strategy how to behave to motivate you to come and see her more often. If she is not interested in you - sure, she will not ask.
Part of a small talk.

 

[Step]

I have heard from many spa owners and maps that they generally prefer circumcised men. I myself am cut so I never experienced the issues with having the extra skin. I'm told many men with poorer hygiene that are uncircumcised have really smelly dicks. Perhaps more bacteria gets caught under the skin? Idk.

That obviously means that most customers neglect hygiene If you take shower right before session nobody cares if you dick is curcumcised or not, just aesthetical preferences. If there is a difference that just means circumcised is less smelly (but still smelly) than non circumcised.