Some of my favorite spas for the year !

[Ursus]

I'm no Brad Pitt so i would have to conclude this is strictly down to the fact they are 'hungry', You guys I'm sure can start to see the dilemma here, I've only given these places to a couple of my close personal friends thus far.

It doesn't even matter if we all looked like Brad Pitt. Most girls will use and then 'throw away' the men in their lives. Look at Brad Pitt - he is super rich, handsome, charming, famous etc., and Angelina still was unhappy with him and they eventually divorced. He raised her kids that weren't his plus their own, he rearranged his life and his beliefs to please her, but she still found abundant fault within him. You can never please a woman over the long run because the typical woman always has 3 or 4 suitors ready to 'give her the world' at the snap of her fingers.

Women are like alcohol. A little bit of woman in your life is good and healthy, but too much will destroy your body, your mind and your quality of life.

I give my wife half my paycheck each month, I take care of the house, drive her everywhere, do everything she needs. Basically, I am a jack of all trades in her life, but she still looks at me as if I am unsatisfactory. That is how women are programmed - to always take as many resources and benefits as they can from a man.

Sex workers, civie girls etc . It doesn't matter. They are all the same.

 

[VipService]

Off topic as it may be, sorry to hear about your troubles Ursus, sounds like you haven't met 'the one' yet, when you do everything will change for you. In the meantime luckily for us men, there is a long list of diversions available

 

[yelomonkey]

It doesn't even matter if we all looked like Brad Pitt. Most girls will use and then 'throw away' the men in their lives. Look at Brad Pitt - he is super rich, handsome, charming, famous etc., and Angelina still was unhappy with him and they eventually divorced. He raised her kids that weren't his plus their own, he rearranged his life and his beliefs to please her, but she still found abundant fault within him. You can never please a woman over the long run because the typical woman always has 3 or 4 suitors ready to 'give her the world' at the snap of her fingers.

Women are like alcohol. A little bit of woman in your life is good and healthy, but too much will destroy your body, your mind and your quality of life.

I give my wife half my paycheck each month, I take care of the house, drive her everywhere, do everything she needs. Basically, I am a jack of all trades in her life, but she still looks at me as if I am unsatisfactory. That is how women are programmed - to always take as many resources and benefits as they can from a man.

Sex workers, civie girls etc . It doesn't matter. They are all the same.

It's a Chinese thing. I was married to a Chinese women from Taiwan many years ago. She just used me. My current wife is excellent.

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[Ursus]

Thank guys, but I am one of the enlightened ones. All of use men are in relationships with assholes (women).

When you realize that every woman is a complete, total asshole, it brings you some sense of peace because you understand their natural nature.

 

[yelomonkey]

I had a girlfriend this year. She came from Beijing to stay with me for 12 days. Cost me $3,000. I told her, upon her return back home in China, that the relationship was going to be too costly for me. We had sex 5 times in the 12 days she was here. That's $600 per session. My japanese girlfriend in Nagoya (2010 - 2013), cost me about $375 per sexual encounter (42 times divided by about $15,000). I can't afford this. My Chinese girlfriend (Shenzhen 2010 - 2012) cost me about $1200 per encounter. My wife is so expensive (per encounter) that I don't even bother to calculate it.

My heroine habit, by comparison, isn't so expensive because I get it prescrition filled in the U.S. It always bothered me that Alice would scold me for being a 'druggie' and condemn me to her friends, yet she would ask me to get her marijuana behind the scenes. Never understood that contradiction on her part.

Prostitutes are annoying as shit, but they are much, much cheaper than a girlfriend or heroine or a wife. One of the reasons why I started visiting trannies is because I couldn't accept all the bullshit brought my way by human beings born with a vagina. I never understood their entitlement mentalities.

Your wife doesn't mind you having girlfriends?

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[Ursus]

Your wife doesn't mind you having girlfriends?

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Yes. She minds. But, my wife's menu is limited, so I told her that I must have girlfriends and also hobby.

My wife doesn't mind if I visit white girls or have white girlfriends, but she FUCKING HATES when I bang Chinese girls or Chinese hookers.

Regarding my girlfriends, she actually makes friends with some of my Chinese girlfriends. LOL.

 

[VipService]

I had a girlfriend this year. She came from Beijing to stay with me for 12 days. Cost me $3,000. I told her, upon her return back home in China, that the relationship was going to be too costly for me. We had sex 5 times in the 12 days she was here. That's $600 per session. My japanese girlfriend in Nagoya (2010 - 2013), cost me about $375 per sexual encounter (42 times divided by about $15,000). I can't afford this. My Chinese girlfriend (Shenzhen 2010 - 2012) cost me about $1200 per encounter. My wife is so expensive (per encounter) that I don't even bother to calculate it.

My heroine habit, by comparison, isn't so expensive because I get it prescrition filled in the U.S. It always bothered me that Alice would scold me for being a 'druggie' and condemn me to her friends, yet she would ask me to get her marijuana behind the scenes. Never understood that contradiction on her part.

Prostitutes are annoying as shit, but they are much, much cheaper than a girlfriend or heroine or a wife. One of the reasons why I started visiting trannies is because I couldn't accept all the bullshit brought my way by human beings born with a vagina. I never understood their entitlement mentalities.

OMG, i dont care if only 10% is true, this has to be the most epic post of the year.

 

[VipService]

Your wife doesn't mind you having girlfriends?

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Wait ...after the heroine and tranny's, that's all you have to say!?

 

[yelomonkey]

Wait ...after the heroine and tranny's, that's all you have to say!?

Just wanted hear what he had to say. I don't want to judge. I think he mentioned in another post about pulling out a gun... I love hearing this stuff it makes me smile.

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[Baddkle]

Ursus seems to have a life they make movies about.
Pimp/Gangsta Movies.
We've got Guns, Trophy wife, Girlfriends, T-girls, Excess Cash... ;-)

 

[Nanziqi]

Ursus seems to have a life they make movies about.
Pimp/Gangsta Movies.
We've got Guns, Trophy wife, Girlfriends, T-girls, Excess Cash... ;-)

Yeah,he is really something else.

 

[Ursus]

Not a gangster. I am libertarian. Totally opposite of gangsters. I respect people and their property. Gang members are only 'powerful' and 'scary' because they carry guns and will act with violence, but most people (victims) won't. I will fight back if a gangster tries to dominate me. If you are challenged by a biker, for instance, fight back. I haven't shot anyone yet, but if someone pulls a weapon on me, they better be prepared for a fight. I would rather die than be someone's bitch. I don't value my life in the sense that I don't just want to survive. I want to be free and live life with honesty. So, if someone keeps trying to dominate me, they will get a fight like they didn't imagine.

I carry a gun sometimes for my own protection. To wait for the police to help you is to become a victim. The police can investigate a crime upon you AFTER IT HAPPENS, but they can't stop it BEFORE IT HAPPENS. If guns are so dangerous, why do police carry them? It they have no benefit and they only cause harm, then the police should not carry them, right? Most people who own guns in the U.S. and Canada are better trained at using them than the typical police officer. Most police officers are average joes that become police officers after a small amount of firearms and other related training. They aren't specialists. They aren't anything special.

In Canada, you can own a firearm - restricted and non-restricted. You have to lock it up and separate the bullets from the gun, but I don't agree with that, so I don't follow that protocol. There are many gun clubs in Canada. Google for info and you will find out.

I take heroine by prescription from the U.S. It makes me feel calm. Heroine, at one point, was sold in pharmacies. Babies were given heroine too. It is not a bad drug if taken in moderation.

Girlfriends, well, everyone has action on the side. That isn't out of the ordinary. My wife knows, but she can't say anything because her menu isn't worthwhile. I told my wife: If you don't give me a decent menu, I will go visit hookers and also have girlfriends.

All the family knows. My co-workers at work know. I have been fired from 5 jobs in the past 2 years because of my lifestyle. That is life.

 

[hangul99]

If you are going to tell people you take Heroin. You should at least spell it correctly. By your account you have a prescription to take a female hero. Lol!

 

[L5NAmazon]

There's nothing to 'get' except for the fact they are the ones that need to impress and charm us, these semi legit places like E&M are meat markets, that are in business for one reason, to turn over (literally) as many customers as they possibly can. It boggles the mind you don't seem to grasp this very basic fact. Like I said before, see what happens if you don't pay.

You can fancy yourself a savior to these women, or a Johnny Carson type, but that only proves you are delusional.

There are times when I actually find one of these Asian MPA's attractive and decide to engage them and we talk and laugh for the entire session, I've been propositioned, asked if I'm married many many times, but fortunately I know better than to take things outside of the MP. Then there are times when I simply lay there like an oiled up slab of meat, and guess what, I receive the exact same service each and every time. And there's a very good reason for that.

The only time I would deem it necessary to turn on the charm would be at a hollistic FS place. Here I have found that it does make a difference, you are able to get a lot more services for less money.

As far as sharing some of my top places, I'll have to think about which ones i can post. I have a couple places (semi-legit) I've found by sheer luck that offer incredible hard/deep tissue RMT style massage, combined with amazing tease and happy ending with 100% freedom of 'roaming hands' -- basically imagine getting a perfect massage experience, it is unrushed, and can sometimes go over the hour. You are treated like a King, and are given the MPA's cell number for the future.

I'm no Brad Pitt so i would have to conclude this is strictly down to the fact they are 'hungry', You guys I'm sure can start to see the dilemma here, I've only given these places to a couple of my close personal friends thus far.

This man gets it. The market is over valued for MPA, and regular non-working girls in Toronto because most men here literally worship the ground these women walk on. Low standards, low-self respect and dignity among men here has brought a market that is EXPENSIVE in terms of time, money and psychological resources to deal with women in this city.

 

[Jeiglobe]

Anyone else grabbing some popcorn while reading this?
This is all good shit!

 

[Hangdai]

Yes, relatively easy to obtain a handgun in Canada (2 day course and wait 2-3 months for license application process)

But!! Dude , the restrictions on storing and travelling with handguns is so freakin strict, if you ever get caught in public, even if it's properly stored in the trunk of your car, well you're fucked for life, guaranteed.

It's why I've never bother with handguns, just not worth the pain in the ass restrictions, as well as the crazy prizes most good gun clubs charge to use them at.

But I do have a nice collection of WWII era semi-auto rifles and shotguns, but kinda hard to shove in my pants during an Incall,lol.

 

[Ursus]

If you are going to tell people you take Heroin. You should at least spell it correctly. By your account you have a prescription to take a female hero. Lol!

Heroin is a brand - like Coke or Pepsi. On my prescription bottle, the name heroin is not found. It lists the manufacturer code with the chemical name. I refer to my prescription as heroin because that is what everyone knows it as. By the way, Canada just made heroin legal for prescription. It amazes me that people think it is so hard to obtain. Just like firearms, when you tell someone in Canada you own a gun, they first don't believe you and then when they finally realize you do, they start telling you that it is illegal and that you shouldn't have it.

 

[Ursus]

Yes, relatively easy to obtain a handgun in Canada (2 day course and wait 2-3 months for license application process)

But!! Dude , the restrictions on storing and travelling with handguns is so freakin strict, if you ever get caught in public, even if it's properly stored in the trunk of your car, well you're fucked for life, guaranteed.

It's why I've never bother with handguns, just not worth the pain in the ass restrictions, as well as the crazy prizes most good gun clubs charge to use them at.

But I do have a nice collection of WWII era semi-auto rifles and shotguns, but kinda hard to shove in my pants during an Incall,lol.

Actually, under the law, you are suppose to call your local police department when you transfer your gun, even unloaded. You are suppose to get permission from them before taking it with you.

Ridiculous Law.

 

[Old No. 7]

The year is winding down slowly and I am still trying to figure out who should be on top of the lists of my favorite spas. I have been to about 20 spas this yr and have tried out over 30 girls. So far some of the spas below are the spas I consider as pretty good and worth mentioning.

Legit spas,

Kelly spa on Bayview at Cummer...... Nice and clean 6 rooms with safety boxes in every room, one table shower room and a clean common shower room down the hallway. Some RMTs on hand and it is strictly legit spa. Ladies are in their mid 20s to mid 40s. Their pictures are hanged on the wall so you can see what they look like. Most look better in person. My favs there are Daisy and Aileen. Great massage, good value. $45/ hr for the massage and $60 with table shower.

Go for spa .....at Hwy7 and Leslie, inside Sheridan hotel Parkway shoppers plaza..... Nice clean professional spa with shower down the hall. Alice is the only one I see there. She provides great massage without pain. One of the most beautiful Asian lady at a semi legit spa standard. She is not really into providing HJ but YMMV.

XR wellness...on hwy 7, Unionville. just west of Service Ontario plaza. Strictly legit spa but the very young and sweet Hailey will blow your mind with her massage skills and personality. She is one of the most prettiest masseuse so far in the market.

Semi legit spas,

E&M Wellness.... 7665 Kennedy at 14 th Ave .... A semi legit spa with nice clean 9 rooms, 6 rooms for massage, one room for couples, all on main floor. Two sauna rooms (one steam and one dry) plus 4 shower stalls in the basement with locker rooms and warm fluffy towels. The spa is about one yr old. Ladies are in their mid 20s to low 40s. Nobody is DDG but no one is too old, fat or ugly. My favs there are Michelle, Esther, Maggie, Annie and Jenny followed by Jessica the tall young gal and Echo. Very good to great massage. The two new addition in the past few months were Sandy and Cici in their low 30s. The best thing about this place is almost all of them have very talented hands and very good at edging. Especially Michelle and Echo. You may need to book ahead if you are planning to see Michelle. She is booked solid most time. Maggie and Jenny is not bad either. Excellent value at $50/hr with free sauna at no extra charge. Tips ranging from $20 for basic hand job to $40-50 for your roaming hands within semi legit limits. If you are into younger gals, Jessica in her mid 20s and Yoyo in her early 20s are your best bet. So far this spa is my favorite where I can have lots of fun under 100 bucks and can go home very happy, relax and content. I wished we have more spas like them.

Just Relax spa ...at 160 east beaver creek, unit #17..... Well reviewed in here with decent looking young gals in their mid 20s to low 30s. The spa is nice and clean with 5 massage rooms and 2 shower stalls in same level along with a sauna besides the shower stalls. My favs there are Shelley the cute petite gal and Doreen whom I consider as the best looking girl there. The massage is good, not as good as gals at E&M but the teasing and fun part is a bit better if you have the right girl. I would put this spa as a spa in between semi legit and holistic. It is tucked in the corner of an end road which makes it best location for those who love discretion. Julia and Emma provide the best massage for my liking.

Dynasty spa ...at 8500 Woodbine ave Mkham.....another well known spa in Markham with wet and dry sauna, whirlpool and all. The ladies are just GND types in their mid 30s to mid 40s. Its a nice place but a 45 min session $65 and basic hj $40 tips plus extra tips for locker guy and bar girl tammy will cost you about $115 to 120 bucks. May and Jojo are my favs there. If you have the charm , take outs are available sometimes with the right gal. One funny thing is , this spa owner guy is a regular customer of Michelle at E&M.

Blue Ocean Wellness... at 165 east beaver creek... One of my fav spa for the set up. The rooms there are small but nice, clean, efficient with showers inside. My favs there are May the cute lively gal and Angela former Tiffany of E&M. Stay away from sea salt body scrub there where they performed on massage table. No fun at all and very messy.

Holistic spas,

A-Eden spa ....at Victoria Park and McNicol........ Just an average Asian holistic spa with 4 table shower rooms. The good thing about this spa is the table showers are in the same room with massage tables. The massage is just ok but the service there was very good to excellent with open menu and lots of fun having soapy body slide. Better value than other Asian holistic spas. Helen aka Linda will blow your mind. Anna with big melons is my fav there. Best looking one is Mimi on Wednesday in her hi 20s with a Vietnamese look.

1 spa (formerly Bubble spa)... at 668 Silver star blvd unit 213 is the place to go if you are into younger good looking girls in their low to mid 20s. Most of the girls are students and service may not be that great but most are quite fluent in English and fun to chit chat and cuddle with. Daisy and Crystal are my favs there.

Could we get this thread back on topic.

 

[bumzbumz]

The year is winding down slowly and I am still trying to figure out who should be on top of the lists of my favorite spas. I have been to about 20 spas this yr and have tried out over 30 girls. So far some of the spas below are the spas I consider as pretty good and worth mentioning.



Go for spa .....at Hwy7 and Leslie, inside Sheridan hotel Parkway shoppers plaza..... Nice clean professional spa with shower down the hall. Alice is the only one I see there. She provides great massage without pain. One of the most beautiful Asian lady at a semi legit spa standard. She is not really into providing HJ but YMMV.

So how would you recommend asking her and avoiding her freaking out that you asked?