Most fucked up incall experience

[big.sleeze]

Whats the most fucked up thing you’ve had happen at an incall? For me it was a couple years ago at Mirage. Everyone knows Andy is a dick, and I happened to be running 10min late one day because of traffic so he calls me and starts being rude af... but when his faggot ass sends me the buzzer info 10min late on multiple occasions its perfectly fine. I end up seeing the girl anyways. after I did my thing and bust in her pussy I hopped back in the shower, squatted and left a nice big turd there. After getting dressed I made sure to leave asap. I got a call from Andy less than 5min after I walked out the door. Dumb nigga was mad af lmao...

 

[felixami]

Okay, I had masterbated earlier that morning and went to see this Russian MPA. When I came via HJ, she looked at me really disappointed and said - "Is this all you have" Then she scrunched up her face - looked down at me - totally lost all interest in me - was ready to go home.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Whats the most fucked up thing you’ve had happen at an incall? For me it was a couple years ago at Mirage. Everyone knows Andy is a dick, and I happened to be running 10min late one day because of traffic so he calls me and starts being rude af... but when his faggot ass sends me the buzzer info 10min late on multiple occasions its perfectly fine. I end up seeing the girl anyways. after I did my thing and bust in her pussy I hopped back in the shower, squatted and left a nice big turd there. After getting dressed I made sure to leave asap. I got a call from Andy less than 5min after I walked out the door. Dumb nigga was mad af lmao...

I assume Andy is male receptionist?
If it's true that you did that, then you're ignorant and arrogant, because your massage girl cleans the room after you leave, not the receptionist.

And why is an experience from 2 years ago still bugging you anyways? It seems you have anger issues.

 

[big.sleeze]

I assume Andy is male receptionist?
If it's true that you did that, then you're ignorant and arrogant, because your massage girl cleans the room after you leave, not the receptionist.

And why is an experience from 2 years ago still bugging you anyways? It seems you have anger issues.

He’s the owner of Mirage. I’m bored on my balcony and haven’t made a post in a while so why not? It’s not bugging me, but it was a very memorable moment... how can I forget something like that

 

[Kurapika]

I've only had 2 bad experiences.

The first bad experience I'll share was at Zhen Zhen in China town.
At the time I was seeing a woman at Lemon holistic called Connie, Connie gave a good hard massage, and not once ever pressured me for anything else, which was all wanted at that time.
she gave a fair price for what I think is hard work, and she did it very earnestly- if I could see this person again, I probably would.
Anyway, She stops working at lemon (I don't know why, but Connie said "Lemon bad, Lemon bad.") But lemon people told me she worked at Zhen Zhen now, so I went there, I saw her once and we were happy to see each other again.
Then on another day i tried to walk into Zhen Zhen, but the people at the reception said they don't know who Connie is? (this was like a month later) but still encouraged me to get a massage, so ok I did.
The massage starts with a girl in her 20s doing an "ok" massage (1 massage from Connie would be worth 3 massages from this person.) Then toward the end she's like "hey you want extra?: or something like that - so I'm hesitent, but she encourages me a lot and I say "alright fine." so then she leaves the room, and then a woman in her 40s that was working the reception comes in, and we agree on a total amount. I say fine, so she gets started, then she gets frustrated ater I don't cum in about 10 minutes, so then she starts fingering my asshole, and it didn't feel good at all, and started to even hurt, and I eventually had to grab her by the wrist and tell her to stop.
I paid what we agreed on, and walked out of Zhen Zhen, and will never go again - I think that was one of the most "I've been raped" feelings I've ever had in my life pretty much lmao. and that experience taught me to be even more careful when selecting MPA's. Picking ones that are good intentiioned and honest are very important I think, when I enter a relationship/agreement I want both of us to feel like we've gained something - not for either person to feel like they were pressured, and basically raped / did things they were not asked to do / not wanted in private areas :') - they would get a lot more out of me if they didn't basically rape me lol.
So, I lost one of my favourite MPA's off this, and Zhen Zhen lost my business forever, because their attendants were really dishonest in a lot of ways - the environment there was kind of annoying? they keep kids around so good luck trying to relax/get off with the voices of children 3-5 feet away. (Unless you're into that sort of thing???)

Uspa is the second place I went to that was just awful / would never go back to.
First we agree on a price / time for the massage. (I paid 80 bucks for an hour massage up front) after 15 minutes she asked for more money when she hadn't done much of anything to get me attracted enough to continue.
When I said no she left the room and told me I could finish on my own in broken English, so I left.
If the massage/attitude to that point were good I would of continued, but it was just awful, and she was already asking for more money so I just cut my losses, and got out.

After these 2 bad happenings I started to get a more clear eye for warning signs of dishonesty with the Spa's I would choose.
It's annoying too, because I'm going to these places to relax - not to keep my alert up, but if you want to have a good time you need to be alert at a lot of points with new MPA's or you might get hurt in some way yourself.
They're not all angels you know

 

[Back in Toronto]

Okay, I had masterbated earlier that morning and went to see this Russian MPA. When I came via HJ, she looked at me really disappointed and said - "Is this all you have" Then she scrunched up her face - looked down at me - totally lost all interest in me - was ready to go home.

Maybe that was going to be a warm meal of which you deprived her.

 

[Back in Toronto]

Whats the most fucked up thing you’ve had happen at an incall? For me it was a couple years ago at Mirage. Everyone knows Andy is a dick, and I happened to be running 10min late one day because of traffic so he calls me and starts being rude af... but when his faggot ass sends me the buzzer info 10min late on multiple occasions its perfectly fine. I end up seeing the girl anyways. after I did my thing and bust in her pussy I hopped back in the shower, squatted and left a nice big turd there. After getting dressed I made sure to leave asap. I got a call from Andy less than 5min after I walked out the door. Dumb nigga was mad af lmao...

You should have taken that dump on a paper towel or one of the spa towels and then drop it at the front door, to discourage customers. Or better yet, if you could get into their laundry room, smear it on the top of the dryer drum. Impossible to clean dryer baked on shit, plus stink up the laundry and their sheets. Make the place smell like an APARTHEID israeli kosher deli. #BDS

 

[big.sleeze]

You should have taken that dump on a paper towel or one of the spa towels and then drop it at the front door, to discourage customers.

Wasn’t at a spa, was at Mirage’s incall condo on Blue Jay’s Way

 

[big.sleeze]

To be fair, you did say it was fucked up.

I have a few fucked up episodes, but do not want all of you to know what a deviant motherfucker I could be.
I have reformed now. A bit.

Now you have me curious. could you have topped what I did?

 

[Back in Toronto]

I've only had 2 bad experiences.

The first bad experience I'll share was at Zhen Zhen in China town.
At the time I was seeing a woman at Lemon holistic called Connie, Connie gave a good hard massage, and not once ever pressured me for anything else, which was all wanted at that time.
she gave a fair price for what I think is hard work, and she did it very earnestly- if I could see this person again, I probably would.
Anyway, She stops working at lemon (I don't know why, but Connie said "Lemon bad, Lemon bad.") But lemon people told me she worked at Zhen Zhen now, so I went there, I saw her once and we were happy to see each other again.
Then on another day i tried to walk into Zhen Zhen, but the people at the reception said they don't know who Connie is? (this was like a month later) but still encouraged me to get a massage, so ok I did.
The massage starts with a girl in her 20s doing an "ok" massage (1 massage from Connie would be worth 3 massages from this person.) Then toward the end she's like "hey you want extra?: or something like that - so I'm hesitent, but she encourages me a lot and I say "alright fine." so then she leaves the room, and then a woman in her 40s that was working the reception comes in, and we agree on a total amount. I say fine, so she gets started, then she gets frustrated ater I don't cum in about 10 minutes, so then she starts fingering my asshole, and it didn't feel good at all, and started to even hurt, and I eventually had to grab her by the wrist and tell her to stop.
I paid what we agreed on, and walked out of Zhen Zhen, and will never go again - I think that was one of the most "I've been raped" feelings I've ever had in my life pretty much lmao. and that experience taught me to be even more careful when selecting MPA's. Picking ones that are good intentiioned and honest are very important I think, when I enter a relationship/agreement I want both of us to feel like we've gained something - not for either person to feel like they were pressured, and basically raped / did things they were not asked to do / not wanted in private areas :') - they would get a lot more out of me if they didn't basically rape me lol.
So, I lost one of my favourite MPA's off this, and Zhen Zhen lost my business forever, because their attendants were really dishonest in a lot of ways - the environment there was kind of annoying? they keep kids around so good luck trying to relax/get off with the voices of children 3-5 feet away. (Unless you're into that sort of thing???)

Uspa is the second place I went to that was just awful / would never go back to.
First we agree on a price / time for the massage. (I paid 80 bucks for an hour massage up front) after 15 minutes she asked for more money when she hadn't done much of anything to get me attracted enough to continue.
When I said no she left the room and told me I could finish on my own in broken English, so I left.
If the massage/attitude to that point were good I would of continued, but it was just awful, and she was already asking for more money so I just cut my losses, and got out.

After these 2 bad happenings I started to get a more clear eye for warning signs of dishonesty with the Spa's I would choose.
It's annoying too, because I'm going to these places to relax - not to keep my alert up, but if you want to have a good time you need to be alert at a lot of points with new MPA's or you might get hurt in some way yourself.
They're not all angels you know

I had some older, heavy chinese MPA demand a tip in the middle of my hour massage, just for the massage, not any extras, when I told her the tip was at the end and for good service, she refused to continue. So I left rather than give into the extortionist bitch.

 

[Back in Toronto]

Wasn’t at a spa, was at Mirage’s incall condo on Blue Jay’s Way

Then shit smeared on the outside door and doorknob. But they have even more stuff in a condo. Put the shit under the mattress/table... it'd take forever to find the source of that kosher smell.

 

[Charli3]

I had some older, heavy chinese MPA demand a tip in the middle of my hour massage, just for the massage, not any extras, when I told her the tip was at the end and for good service, she refused to continue. So I left rather than give into the extortionist bitch.

I won't mention the name to give them any advertising at all but you talking about the one near Midland n Sheppard right or is that someone else I've mistaken you for

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

Sure, I will take the bait but only because I model my life after you lol.

When I was young and immature (that was a disclaimer) I picked up a street hooker. To this day, she is one of the hottest I have ever seen. I have no idea what she was doing out that night. Blonde, perfect body, downy blonde hair on her pussy (it surprised me as shaved was common with sex workers then). I actually asked for her ID and it checked out at 18. Went to her place (bf/pimp was in evidence, bongs and martial arts shit). We did the deed and she said we are done, short changing me on time. I pushed on it but she said no, so I left. I was not too pissed off as she was super hot, it was inexpensive, and did not want a scene. I was def annoyed though.

She sees me driving a couple of nights later and flags me down. I tell her get in. She is happy to see me, wants a repeat and I am fine with it, but tell her she ripped me off last time, and I won't tolerate bullshit. She nods, we go back to pimptown, and in 2 minutes she is on her knees blowing me. I pull the belt out of my pants, wrap it around her neck, and pull it down tight, and tell her to keep going. For the next hour+ she was my whore on a leash. I have a large unit and would pull her down on me repeatedly and she would gag and tear up. Blew three loads all on her face with minimal cleanup. I told her up front I wanted to cum on her face so that was not surprise. However, I cum a lot, so the cum tsanami I unleashed on her face was definitely a surprise.

I am not proud of it. I tipped well. Saw her once more after that and we were cool. Not sure whatever happened to her but she was F I N E fine. I did do the leash thing a couple of times in recent history (very consensually) so maybe I am not as reformed as I thought.

On a positive note, no poop was involved.

This is not fucked up at all
You had a pretty good session

 

[Back in Toronto]

I won't mention the name to give them any advertising at all but you talking about the one near Midland n Sheppard right or is that someone else I've mistaken you for

YES!!!!! That's the one. I forgot their name as it was years ago and now it's got a different name, but from some other victims on here, the same old battleaxe scamming there. I have no idea how she hasn't starved to death from lack of business. Maybe good at catching bats, rats, and stray dogs and cats. I noticed no more strays in areas with a lot of chinese restaurants and MPAs. ;-)

 

[Mellow]

One of the the fucked up moments in my incall career. One night, my friends and I were drinking. Jack Daniels always get me drunk. Anyhow, on that particular night, I was driving home and felt horny. So I called my regular chinese incalls at Kennedy/Sheppard. Went there, did the deed and didn't even cum. She insisted on getting me off but I said I can't and I wanna go home. Got dressed and in the elevator, I puked like there's no tomorrow. Good thing no one else is in there. But I'm pretty sure they have the footage of it. Up to this date, I still don't know I got home.

Don't drink and drive and fuck.

 

[BuckBlack]

I assume Andy is male receptionist?
If it's true that you did that, then you're ignorant and arrogant, because your massage girl cleans the room after you leave, not the receptionist.

And why is an experience from 2 years ago still bugging you anyways? It seems you have anger issues.

ok, white trash

 

[metroman]

Several years ago there was this SP who advertised on TERB as Russian but when I went to see her she was more Spanish which was the first disappointment. She had a lot of work done with oversized boobs, and work done to her face. She wasn't my ideal type but I stayed cause I was horny and I booked her. As she was giving me a BBBJ I was trying to decide do I CIM and try for MSOG or stop her and start CFS (in my head) she just stopped and said this isn't working. I didn't not say or do anything to her, she starting telling me how I wasn't into it and didn't wan to be there. I was stunned by the whole thing and was speechless. She gave me back my money and I left. I was still horny and think I ended up at Perla.

 

[Sybarite]

You should have taken that dump on a paper towel or one of the spa towels and then drop it at the front door, to discourage customers. Or better yet, if you could get into their laundry room, smear it on the top of the dryer drum. Impossible to clean dryer baked on shit, plus stink up the laundry and their sheets. Make the place smell like an APARTHEID israeli kosher deli. #BDS

Here we go again... even threads about shitting in the shower are somehow going to become about APARTHEID Israel.

 

[big.sleeze]

This is not fucked up at all
You had a pretty good session

Lmao agreed @GroundAndPound

 

[sy barite]

The good experiences vastly outweigh the bad for me, but I've had a few whacked out experiences.

In the early 90s I was in a Spa at 536 College when the place was held up by a couple of guys with guns. Freaked me the fuck out and ended (for me and my attendant), with us running out the back and actually being chased by one of the guys into the alley. Our running out the back scared them out the front. I went back a few months later and the same girl told me her boss "took care of those guys"

In Singapore on my first ever trip abroad (I was 23!) I went down to the docks because I heard that's where the action was. Lord what a dummy I was. I got followed by a car with girls in the back and a couple of toughs up front. Girls tried to get me into the back seat enticing me with a show of tits and smiles, but they weren't good actors and the vibe was dark. I kept walking and they got more and more aggressive until one of the guys showed me a knife and told me to get in the car. I took off, turned a corner and ran smack into a police car, they gave me a lift back to hotel. Close one.