A CIM-seeker's progress - review and suggestions thread

[Social-Misfit]

Ella loves the pencil dicks she can suck all of you at once ,swallow is her thing
And you can put your fingers in her asswhole at the same time
By appointment hurray free swallow for February her promotion
Unshowered includes shower for 2 no extra charge

Really, we can put our fingers in her ass, whole huh,
Everything is lost in translation with you dipshit, give yer translator a kick start

 

[FreemanMcMillan]

Not dropping this on the first post as it was another fail from a CIM perspective, but interesting info regardless:

Julia - Alice Spa - Had been interested in this spa for a few months since it is one of the few that advertises that most girls do cim. It's a bit out of my way but finally got there on a weekday afternoon. Typical strip mall spa, no idea if there is a back door, but busy parking lot etc so be prepared to be observed if you hate that sort of thing. Was greeted at the door by Julia who was definitely not my COT. late 20s or early 30s, very short, kind of chubby and not super attractive for me facially, but she seemed nice enough. I always have difficulty backing out, so I went with it. English was a barrier right away but she asked how long and what I wanted and I offered $140 for the massage plus FS/bbbjcim which she seemingly accepted. Massage was really good. Took a lot of time with some nice pressure. I liked it a lot. tease started well with some exploring of the area then got... weird. She turned me on by gently stroking and cupping my inner thighs and balls (as is traditional) but then she basically just tickled that area over and over for like 5 minutes. I didn't MIND it per se, but it was odd. In retrospect (more info later) I don't think she knew what to do, but at the time I was just like 'yes, and...?'. Eventually she stopped, rummaged around for the materials and got me to turn over. a little boob action (nice real boobs) then she said the traditional bullshit 'so big' etc and got on top in cowgirl. Was pretty obvious she wasn't in shape to ride like that for long so I took pity and switch it up to missionary and then doggy, but her body really wasn't doing it for me at all. I asked for the cim and she got the condom off and washed me up, then kneeled down by the bed and got to work. lots of energy but little technique as I reallllly wanted to grab her head just to get her to go a little deeper but I did not because that shit is rude unless you ask and I didn't think she would understand me. She got me there after a few minutes and I said I was going to cum but I guess she didn't hear me... And this is where things went sideways again. She definitely did NOT expect me to CIM and she was distressed. I apologized but said I checked with her first. I let her know that the ads for her services emphasized CIM, paid her and she left the room. A few minutes later, the senior MPA (Alice?) came in to ask me what happened. I told her about the ad and that I'd (I thought) confirmed up front with Julia about CIM. She apologized and said the girl is very new and probably didn't understand. At this point Lucy, the other MPA there that day also came in and Alice suggested I go with Lucy next time as she would do CIM. Lucy is most definitely my COT so I will repeat to see how that goes. All three of them saw me out and Julia apologized to me and I apologized to her (I wouldn't really want someone jizzing in my mouth unexpectedly either) and I left there with good vibes. So I guess good massage/bad fs/cim/good customer service?

TL/DR - average spa, no back entrance, no shower that I saw, MPA not really attractive, GOOD massage, weird tease, bad FS, bad bbbj/cim (but would have been ok except for the whole ruined orgasm thing at the end), good customer service, Damage $140 HH all in (probably got more than 30 minutes slightly), would not repeat with Julia but will go back to Alice to try again sometime soon

Thanks for this. No shower at all?

 

[tecc]

Thanks for this. No shower at all?

Sorry I assume they have a shower, they just didn't have one in the room and I'd just showered so I didn't feel the need to ask.

 

[I am here for you]

Really, we can put our fingers in her ass, whole huh,
Everything is lost in translation with you dipshit, give yer translator a kick start

Social name fits like a glove this racist loser has never met anyone and if tou comment his bi polar mind reaction to this

 

[Social-Misfit]

you can't even insult properly, ffs give it up loser

 

[Stoo]

Michelle from espa swallowed for me both times..

It couldn't have been that bad... ;-)

I agree though, it's kinda light duty until she sticks her finger up yer arse!

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

It couldn't have been that bad... ;-)

I agree though, it's kinda light duty until she sticks her finger up yer arse!

Retarded blow job second time. No effort to please. It was a little insulting. Makes me try to figure out the hustle. I have not done a spa in quite a while. Delicate male ego( big part of the hustle for some types I am sure). I think she might have talked to Emily. Women talk. No idea really, I was quite nice to Emily although she did not reciprocate as a date or a friend. I blocked both of them on my phone. i was kind of starting out again in sex for money since I was young and my girls gradually got better so now it is quite good. It was however a horror show including those two. Once I tested the the open market I realized it was not me. I am thinking these girls have a type of guy anyway they like to play with. Mostly black guys or promotor types give good reviews or low expectation old guys. I do not know but that is the mental math I have notice including price discrepancy. I am not a total expert but you can not realistacally say prostitution is not a hustle and the spa girls do not favor me generally.

 

[Enterthedragon47]

you can't even insult properly, ffs give it up loser

I can scarcely believe he’s making fun of YOUR name! His name sounds like an outreach worker.

 

[Social-Misfit]

I can scarcely believe he’s making fun of YOUR name! His name sounds like an outreach worker.

Right!..

 

[Enterthedragon47]

TL/DR - average spa, no back entrance, no shower that I saw, MPA not really attractive, GOOD massage, weird tease, bad FS, bad bbbj/cim (but would have been ok except for the whole ruined orgasm thing at the end), good customer service, Damage $140 HH all in (probably got more than 30 minutes slightly), would not repeat with Julia but will go back to Alice to try again sometime soon

140 HH all in for all that action? That is quite good. I just reread this; i thought it was $140 tip, which is average. $100 tip, very different story!

 

[Fuzzytaco]

140 HH all in for all that action? That is quite good. I just reread this; i thought it was $140 tip, which is average. $100 tip, very different story!

R3

Not dropping this on the first post as it was another fail from a CIM perspective, but interesting info regardless:

Julia - Alice Spa - Had been interested in this spa for a few months since it is one of the few that advertises that most girls do cim. It's a bit out of my way but finally got there on a weekday afternoon. Typical strip mall spa, no idea if there is a back door, but busy parking lot etc so be prepared to be observed if you hate that sort of thing. Was greeted at the door by Julia who was definitely not my COT. late 20s or early 30s, very short, kind of chubby and not super attractive for me facially, but she seemed nice enough. I always have difficulty backing out, so I went with it. English was a barrier right away but she asked how long and what I wanted and I offered $140 for the massage plus FS/bbbjcim which she seemingly accepted. Massage was really good. Took a lot of time with some nice pressure. I liked it a lot. tease started well with some exploring of the area then got... weird. She turned me on by gently stroking and cupping my inner thighs and balls (as is traditional) but then she basically just tickled that area over and over for like 5 minutes. I didn't MIND it per se, but it was odd. In retrospect (more info later) I don't think she knew what to do, but at the time I was just like 'yes, and...?'. Eventually she stopped, rummaged around for the materials and got me to turn over. a little boob action (nice real boobs) then she said the traditional bullshit 'so big' etc and got on top in cowgirl. Was pretty obvious she wasn't in shape to ride like that for long so I took pity and switch it up to missionary and then doggy, but her body really wasn't doing it for me at all. I asked for the cim and she got the condom off and washed me up, then kneeled down by the bed and got to work. lots of energy but little technique as I reallllly wanted to grab her head just to get her to go a little deeper but I did not because that shit is rude unless you ask and I didn't think she would understand me. She got me there after a few minutes and I said I was going to cum but I guess she didn't hear me... And this is where things went sideways again. She definitely did NOT expect me to CIM and she was distressed. I apologized but said I checked with her first. I let her know that the ads for her services emphasized CIM, paid her and she left the room. A few minutes later, the senior MPA (Alice?) came in to ask me what happened. I told her about the ad and that I'd (I thought) confirmed up front with Julia about CIM. She apologized and said the girl is very new and probably didn't understand. At this point Lucy, the other MPA there that day also came in and Alice suggested I go with Lucy next time as she would do CIM. Lucy is most definitely my COT so I will repeat to see how that goes. All three of them saw me out and Julia apologized to me and I apologized to her (I wouldn't really want someone jizzing in my mouth unexpectedly either) and I left there with good vibes. So I guess good massage/bad fs/cim/good customer service?

TL/DR - average spa, no back entrance, no shower that I saw, MPA not really attractive, GOOD massage, weird tease, bad FS, bad bbbj/cim (but would have been ok except for the whole ruined orgasm thing at the end), good customer service, Damage $140 HH all in (probably got more than 30 minutes slightly), would not repeat with Julia but will go back to Alice to try again sometime soon

Which Spa is TL/DR?

 

[tecc]

R3

Which Spa is TL/DR?

*awkward silence*

 

[Enterthedragon47]

R3

Which Spa is TL/DR?

No idea what R3 means. Urban dictionary is little help here. Despite the coolness of R3, you are unfamiliar with TLDR, so I can help. It’s Too Long, Don’t Read, followed by a brief summary of a very long post. In tecc’s case, he did it in a very cool way, put it at the beginning of his own post instead of as a reply to someone else’s long post.

 

[Enterthedragon47]

*awkward silence*

Does R3 make sense to you?