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[Deleted member 89502]

I have very thick hair all over my body...like Robin William’s arm. It’s difficult to see the skin as there is so much hair and I keep it long.

Even still - it would take ten minutes at most to trim it with a clipper and then the wax would be the same as anyone.

 

[imthedude]

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

 

[Deleted member 73937]

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

really how cute would that be said Archer

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

1 horse-sized duck. Center of gravity is all off.

 

[Deleted member 73937]

On a percentage basis...how often to you fake an orgasm?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

On a percentage basis...how often to you fake an orgasm?

0.

 

[Deleted member 73937]

on a percentage basis.....how often do you cum in a session?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

on a percentage basis.....how often do you cum in a session?

Hard to say! On average, I'd say 20, but every once in a while I'll have a 100% day - usually just before a certain time.

 

[Deleted member 73937]

do girls share intimate details with each other....i.e. this guy is big...this guy is a two pump chump etc?

 

[gcoogieben]

Although I’ve never met or seen you, but the way you portray your copy is incredibly seeeexxxxy. Your intelligence and wit is intoxicating.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

do girls share intimate details with each other....i.e. this guy is big...this guy is a two pump chump etc?

Yes, but not things like that. Usually more like is he clean, is he nice (nice meaning polite, not grabby), if he's funny, if he tips.

Edit: We also talk about if we suspect he has anything or if he has tried anything funny in the past.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Although I’ve never met or seen you, but the way you portray your copy is incredibly seeeexxxxy. Your intelligence and wit is intoxicating.

Thank you, I've been a bookworm my whole life.

 

[asiabuffet]

Do you think all men who got gfs or wives and come to see you are assholes for doing so? And by that same token would you trust your BF or future husband to be loyal? I guess my question is, has this industry effected the way you deal with your own relationships? Thanks.

 

[cupcrazy]

what is your fetish or fantasy?
Would you date your customer?
Do you think a dating relationship will work between a customer and a mpa?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Do you think all men who got gfs or wives and come to see you are assholes for doing so? And by that same token would you trust your BF or future husband to be loyal? I guess my question is, has this industry effected the way you deal with your own relationships? Thanks.

If they are not in an open relationship where him visiting spas etc hasn't been discussed, yes. If she knows and is fine with it, then no. I don't like lying about anything.
No. But I would not stress myself out over it and the moment I found out, it would be over.
Yes.

 

[Deleted member 73937]

Have you ever walked out on a client after entering the room and why?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

what is your fetish or fantasy?
Would you date your customer?
Do you think a dating relationship will work between a customer and a mpa?

Hmm... I don't have set fetishes or fantasies. My favorite kind of session is where I receive a really good real massage for about 15 minutes, and then he touches me slowly and gently - those are the ones where I always explode out of the top of my head.

Yes, I would, with the understanding that I don't have to work anymore, he will provide for me so that I can start my own business on my own timeline.

Of course - as long as everyone knows what they are getting and are satisfied with it. Tons of stories of girls marrying clients and living happily ever after. Just has to be the right fit. I have one client who has been trying to get me to marry him for a while, but he has addiction issues which is an automatic no for me in term of dating.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Have you ever walked out on a client after entering the room and why?

Yes. I recognized them from outside of the spa.

 

[Deleted member 73937]

That must have been unnerving. Did he ever bring it up?

 

[Deleted member 66315]

What if I just wanted to jerk off while sticking your toes, is that cool?