Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[orgasmo43]

Man, y'all are ballin

 

[L84dinner]

First time meeting - When you have a feeling that you are more disappointed in your MPA's appearance than she is with yours.

 

[cali99]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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#85. Your MPA has your toothbrush and
Personal bodywash stashed away in the spa.

#86. You start making notches on the sides of the massage tables!

#87. You start making deposits with your mamasan or MPA for future events.

cheers

 

[OG_funguy]

#88 - When you go 7 days in a row

 

[cupcrazy]

#88 - When you go 7 days in a row

mogul right here

#89 your negotiation skills have improved signifcantly

 

[Flyingfox]

mogul right here

#89 your negotiation skills have improved signifcantly

Take it or leave it. Never negotiate - always go with market going rates. The service will definitely go down hill with a haggle $10 or $20.

 

[Pay2Play]

#90 - your sex addiction therapist is starting to make sense

 

[superdick]

ONE OF THE BEST THREADS EVER

CAN GO ON FOREVER

 

[Brewsky]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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Agree on 1-3.

Don't see a problem with #4, that's baller status if you're enjoying massages on the company's time. Work that hustle.

For 5, with the influx of sex workers (OF, escorts, spa, etc.) how can you not, more sluts in these streets than you think.

For 7, I play alot of outdoor sports, so I can never turn down the water bottles lol

 

[Deleted member 79939]

You missed quite a bunch. Let me help you:

You know you're hobbying too much when your wallet runs dry.
When you go to the bank to get more money, you ask your bank teller for a happy ending.
You have more lipstick on your lips than your wife does.
You've been so busy hobbying, that you forgot your wife's birthday.
You've been hobbying so much, that now you're starting to get bored from it, and need to stay home for a little vacation.
You've been hobbying so much that you're spending more on Viagara, than you are on food and drinks.
You've been hobbying so much that you missed the playoffs, and you don't have a clue who won the Stanley Cup.

I saw my dad and Jay Jesus’s coming down the stairs
When I was going Up the stairs to perf spa on King

 

[Deleted member 79939]

can a bj feel like nothing ?
She sucked it for one hour and I did not feel anything

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Too much bbbj is no good for you

 

[lasslicker]

Too much bbbj is no good for you

Can one really ever have tooo much money or be blown too much?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Can one really ever have tooo much money or be blown too much?

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Some people move from sex to travelling , seeing the world

 

[blackdog]

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
- Almost?

2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
- Did happen once with a regular RMT. There was already a bit of sexual tension between us. We ended up dating for a bit.

3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
- Honestly, I maintain a spreadsheet for this purpose

4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
- I have cancelled/rescheduled work meetings just because a girl changed shifts.

5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
- Not really.

6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
- If it's a good session I usually don't think about the girls again for a day or two. If it's a bad session, that's another story!

7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
- A car full of un-drank Kirkland water bottles is a definite giveaway. I always say no.

8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
- I refuse to use WeChat. I keep a TextNow number for that.

 

[Sybarite]

When the hockey game is on TV at the bar and you see the score "CBJ 3 | TOR 3" and think that the Leafs are playing the Covered Blow Jobs!

 

[lasslicker]

When you find a rare gas station offering 'Full Service' and you pull in expecting...

 

[OG_funguy]

Recently an MPA that I don't even know told one of my long time faves (she had no idea that she was a fave of mine) that I see so many girls...I have no idea how this MPA even knows me or who told her this shit.

Now my fave is pissed...wtf...spa "circle" is very small guys, be careful

 

[kittyhound69]

Dam. There goes your special service. Sucks bro.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

- When you go shopping you park far away from the store.
- You leave the house with just cash, no wallet, wedding ring or phone, to run errands.
- You bring your own condoms to MPs.
- You introduce yourself to strangers with the name you use at spas.
- You read about the worst spa in the city and you just have to see for yourself (Princess Spa on Kennedy).