Episode VII - Princess Heather and the Blue Pearl

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It was no longer dark times for the galaxy as the Dark Lord has been defeated. It was however still dark and groomy for our young hero.

After Luke found out Leia was his sister, and that she will be running off with Han; Luke was in need of companionship. Luke has heard rumours of a beautiful princess named Heather on the planet of Blue Pearl. He has also heard that this princess is like a mirage-very difficult to get a hold of. However what is a man to do when the force that was bursting from his loins were so strong. Luke hopped on to his X-Wing and headed off to the planet of Blue Pearl.

Understanding that it was a long trek for him. Luke radioed ahead to make sure he'll get a chance to see the Princess in person. Luke was told by one of the cabinet members that he got a hold of that the princess should be able to see him at 6:30 republic time, but for him to double check when he's 1 hour away from reaching the solar system.

Luke was halfway across the galaxy. He checked his on board computer and saw that it was already 4:30. Luke decided to radio Blue Pearl again to confirm his arrival. He was told that at 6:30 the Princess will be able to see him. Since we all know Luke is a great pilot, Luke made it to the planet of Blue Pearl at 6:20.

After he landed his X-Wing, Luke headed into the building in which he was suppose to meet with Princess Heather. Luke went to the reception desk to introduce himself, and the receptionist sheepishly told him the the Princess is about 15 mins behind and for him to have a seat. Once Luke sat down, he noticed a beautiful backside of a figure moving down the hall. Wondering to himself who it could be, Luke decided to keep his focus and await the princess instead of snooping. Luke sat in the reception area, with time passing ever so slowly. Around 6:45, the receptionist led Luke into a nicely decorating waiting room where he was given a chance to freshen up before his meeting with the princess. The receptionist told him that the princess should be along in 5 mins. Luke thanked the man and tipped him $60 for looking after him. Luke decided to use the sonic shower in the room to freshen himself up from the long journey. When he was done, he sat patiently to wait for the princess's arrival.

As Luke sat there twirling his thumbs...at around 7:05, the door handled turned and a head with flowing platinum blonde hair poked her head in. I'll be right back she says...Luke mumbled an acknowledgement as the head disappeared as quickly as it appeared. After more thumb playing, at around 7:15, the handled turned again and long and behold, Princess Heather arrives.

Luke did a quick survey of the princess and realized that the lovely figure he saw earlier @ 6:20 was actually the person that is standing in front of him now. Beautiful flowing platinum blonde hair, with a beautiful face. Princess Heather was wearing this nice little red assemble. Luke understands why the Princess is so difficult to get a hold of, and was glad that the rumours of her beauty was true.

A round of introductions were made, the Princess asked how Luke was and Luke said he was kinda tired from the long journey. Princess Heather asked Luke to lie down and relax a bit. At that point Luke realized that he was really weak minded, at that the Princess is probably a Jedi in disguise as he found himself unable to fight against the Princess's instructions. The Princess expertly began to massage Luke's back and legs making Luke tinggle all over. The princess then asked Luke to turn around and asked why Luke has made the trek to see her. Luke stated his intentions, and to his surprise, the Princess was eager to share companionship with Luke and made suggestions as to what they can do together on the planet of Blue Pearl

Since Star Wars has always been a PG movie, the next little section has been edited by the Film Ratings Board

As Princess Heather spent the next 45 mins with Luke. Luke got a chance to know Princess Heather much better, and mentally made a list of Princess Heather's good qualities. This list included: her beauty, her oh so very smooth skin all over her entire body, her sweet scent, little noises that she makes when she's happy etc. Princess Heather took Luke to places he has never gone before. As Princess Heather needed to get to her next meeting, she told Luke that he can freshen up again before his long trek home. Luke took the offer as he made quite a mess of both himself and the Princess during their time together.

cont...

 

[Violet Schuyler]

The Princess was glad to have met Luke and told him that she look forward to seeing him again as Luke departs the waiting room to head back to his X-Wing. As Luke climbed into his X-Wing and strapped himself in, he felt the whole experience was like a dream. However with the sweet scent of Princess Heather still lingering on him, he realized that it indeed was not a dream. While he understands the Princess is an extremely busy person; Luke can't seem to stop thinking about if and when he'll ever get to see the Princess again...


DVD Extras:

Commentary by Director Leorge Gucas

It has been quite awhile since I've actually been to Blue Pearl...at least 1-2 years actually...As many has noted before, their inability to keep appointments and being straight with their customers has kept me away. Actually the only reason why I really went before was because Alana worked there. So the only reason I decided to go back after all this time was to check out Heather. Some things don't change...as my appointment was at 6:30, she was going in to see someone at 6:20...I can only imagine the poor dude after me that had to wait 45mins-1 hr. (was it you gassman buddy?) While the place is still one of the nicest around decoration wise...it has also ran down a lot-ie. my shower had no knob...) As stated, Heather is probably one of the very best looking MPA's in the biz right now...and I did have a good time. Having said that, with the wasted time waiting, and really the cost factor being quite hige @ BP...I'm not quite sure I'll repeat. I think it's time I stop venture elsewhere, and return back to my second home solely...yes Sara, make up the room for me please

 

[sweetiegrl04]

In my experiences...

When I book an appointment with Shakira [for example], if the appointment time is screwed up it's normally b/c there's no active brain power at the desk. However, I find that there's no reason to book a session with Heather as she really floats as she feels fit, match that up with the incompetence out front, what's the point? I've also been in the situation where Heather's still in the room with me after 60min. on a 30min. appt. LOL! Just walk in, it works much better.

BTW CN: There are quite a few out there simmilar to Heather where all the appointment BS isn't such a problem.

kkarn/

 

[Nate B]

It's a slow week at work and I wanted to refresh my writing skills

I don't want to start beating on BP...it was quite funny as I saw Sal, and he doesn't recognize me anymore (don't blame him, it has been awhile) but aside from all the bad appointment keeping, there were also things that I've seen and heard about BP that kept me away...really if it wasn't for Heather, I don't know if I would've been back...

She is hot though isn't she!!!!

(great, now both you and I are going to be in Sara & Kristen's dog house Jazz)

 

[badkitty1969]

Ahh, what a refreshing review of Heather Casa. I too have seen the princess and yes she is worth the visit. I like your film board review it opened up the flood gate of memories that I have of her. Thanx.

 

[Pompal 09.]

This is the sort of review that is only meaningful to someone who has already seen the film!

 

[harris4got]

I have the same feelings as some of you about heather. the fact that she will be late by 30 to 45 minutes drive me insane when i am waiting in the room, with a towel starpped around my waist.

yet the minute the door opens, and she smiles at me, it makes up for everything and i spend the next 30 minutes wondering why i am not visiting her more often (like twice a week!).

i like her looks, talking with her (i know it is not a majority of visitors that do but i find her to be fun to talk to).

bottom line, when i book with her, i know i will wait but i still book with her. she's fun. no point in fighting this.

 

[Marc S]

Great review Casa Nova !!!

Heather is one of my favourites and it is hard to write a review to do her justice. BTW ... she doesn't play favourites when it comes to customers booking appointments she just lets the evening flow along. Sometimes you wait and other times you just get lucky and she is available right away.

VBB

 

[Pompal 09.]

LOL!

I think it's ridiculous and pretty desperate you guys entertain this! Personally? I've walked out on occasion. Now, I let the brainless wonders at the desk know that if I'm going to be waiting in the room more than 15min. I'm going to leave, and I'm not paying for the shower (meaning I'll need my $$ cash back). Sometimes they're upfront and let me know she's not going to make it and I leave prior to, sometimes I leave after the shower and get my $$ back, sometimes I see another girl and sometimes they march her ass into the room - usually when Sal's working.

Buddy, when you're sitting there in your towel for 45min. waiting, just know that's exactly where she wants you to be. Next time it'll be 60min. My advice? After she pulled the; "I'll be right back" stunt and went for dinner, and I left I didn't see her for a long time. Saw other girls. Next time I booked her, whatya know? Right on time! Next few times I booked different girls, and about a month latter I saw her again and whatya know? Right on time again! Wow! Pretty amazing huh! Whatya think that's all about?

I saw Cameron[exHFH] almost every two weeks for a year, never waited more than 5min. after the shower for her entrance. Some girls you can see regularly without grief, and some girls not. There isn't a Better Business Association to call, there's just Sal sometimes [gawd help us]...You may have to help yourself correct the service sitution.

kkarn/

 

[Helena]

Agreed. That's what separates good spas with great spas. BP had all the makings to be one of the Top 3-5 spas but because of the way it runs it never got there. They're lucky that they have a few girls there that are good and have loyal followings...otherwise...they would need to throw more BBQ's

 

[TK-421]

i disagree. of course we all a choice to leave after 5, 10 or 15 minutes. but frankly, once i made the commitment to be there, and furthermore with heather who is always late it would be quite ridiculous to leave.

it's part of the deal. so anyone booking with her more than once knows this and it's probably part of the fantasy, the wait. simple as that. i visit many other MPA who don't make me wait at all. And i love them for that and they are great MPA.

But they are not heather and i will continue to see heather on occasion and wait for her with my towel wrapped around my waist. and i will be happy when she will enter the room.

and btw, if she is late, most of the time it's because she is going overtime with her customers. and having been the benefiaciary of these longer than required session, why would i complain?

and btw, KKARN, i don't believe in your theory of training heather to be on time by seeing other girls.

oh, she is playing me...but i don't care.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Jim?

Work with me here to understand this one...

Part of the fantasy of seeing Heather for you is sitting in the room for 45min. or so prior to her entrance? Seroiusly? I'm not knocking it! It's just a new fettish that I've never heard of? What are you doing while you're in there? There's only one choclate! If you guys are sitting in there stroking it while waiting for 45min. no wonder you're happy to see her when she finally comes in - you're probably ready to explode! You'd probably be happy to see Sal if he came in instead!

Ok listen, you guys have read the thread about my GF-gone-MPA right? Jazz has already reviewed her and we're discussing her next move. However, I can offer you this right now; would you be interested in maybe hanging out in a towel in my spare bedroom for 1/2 price of what BP charges?

Hey..I'm just messing with ya, don't take it seriously. If you can deal with it, and maybe even get off on it, all the power to ya. For me, dealing with traffic on the way over there is enough prep time invested, and really, I normally don't have endless amounts of time to dedicate to my rub 'n tug outtings.

Maybe she's more attentive to being on time with me now b/c she knows it doesn't do anything for me to wait? Maybe she picks up that you like waiting, that it adds to the intensity of it all for you.

Some people get into a big line just because there is a big line, other people see the line and look for another route. Different approches I guess.

kkarn/

 

[Blue Boy]

Kkarn. I'll hang out in a towel in your bedroom for a bit provided that I also get to experience what Jazz did I'll even pay 3/4 of what I would pay @ BP!!!


Come to think of it, you should just open your own spa or partner up with Paul!!!

 

[She is my Sunshine]

why are you confused bud?

hehe, yes, I know who the trainer is gonna be. Kkhan himself!!!!!