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[My dick hang lo]

@My dick hang lo, you sound like a real class act. I bet that you're roping in women left and right, calling all of them whores. Do you talk to your mother like that? Seriously, grow up and develop some class. If you don't like a session, then there are ways that you can explain that without being a douchebag.

I don't call all women whores. Only ones that are paid to perform sexual services. Cause that's what they are. Idk why so many pussy whipped simp men getting mad I'm calling a whore a whore. These bitches chose this life, they weren't forces into it. They knew what they signed up for. We live in a country where whoring isn't necessary to survive, they know the social stigma, these bitches have other options but refuse to take them cause they want the fast money. I can tell you probably bring these whores gifts like an silly mother fucker

 

[Urxfavasiandoll]

How about showing respect for the women in this business! You lower yourself by calling people ho's and bitches.

Thank you

 

[xtc27]

We could say about any biz “they just c us as ATMs”

Our baristas @ Starbucks, our family doctors, dentists, optometrists, bicycle or car mechanics… some of them do deceive us 2 make more $$$ in fact…

Generally, I make friends w these ppl, & I think I get better service… esp my most intimate service providers. Even in my head I nvr think of them as lowly… if they are, then so am I.

All SW ≠ hoe’s anymore than all doctors = quacks

Hoe = Whore = disparaging term used 2 describe prostitutes … really only applies 2 a woman w totally no standards, who does any sexual act no matter how disgusting or degrading 4 the right $$$

MPAs, escorts, agency girls, CAM models, all have limits … semi legit mpas usually only consent 2 non-penetrative sex, escorts usually have specific ltd menu, agency gals have bigger but ltd menu, CAM models don’t even meet physically w clients… thus none = whores. … they won’t do certain sex acts 4 any $$$.

If u consider a girl u saw 2b a HOE, that makes u a JOHN

 

[My dick hang lo]

We could say about any biz “they just c us as ATMs”

Our baristas @ Starbucks, our family doctors, dentists, optometrists, bicycle or car mechanics… some of them do deceive us 2 make more $$$ in fact…

Generally, I make friends w these ppl, & I think I get better service… esp my most intimate service providers. Even in my head I nvr think of them as lowly… if they are, then so am I.

All SW ≠ hoe’s anymore than all doctors = quacks

Hoe = Whore = disparaging term used 2 describe prostitutes … really only applies 2 a woman w totally no standards, who does any sexual act no matter how disgusting or degrading 4 the right $$$

MPAs, escorts, agency girls, CAM models, all have limits … semi legit mpas usually only consent 2 non-penetrative sex, escorts usually have specific ltd menu, agency gals have bigger but ltd menu, CAM models don’t even meet physically w clients… thus none = whores. … they won’t do certain sex acts 4 any $$$.

If u consider a girl u saw 2b a HOE, that makes u a JOHN

u are just as retarded as the other guys here defending this ho. The mental gymnastics you're doing to down play that these girls aren't whores is LMAO. You sad, sad little man.

 

[burldude12]

You gotta to give him some credit. He actually makes sense if you have the capability to read what he writes.

Low life, low estime, low IQ... poor old man in retirement home with no hopes.

Sad little man

 

[Greyfox67]

Thank you

Just throwing a shoutout, i have not always had super positive experiences at HFH but I know for sure I cannot say much negative things about Jade. She was very polite, courteous, very sensual and made the experience very pleasant. If you didnt like your own personal experience thats fine but cannot fault her for making an effort if anything it very likely was the client making the experience uncomfortable or pleasant. Even in the middle of the peak of covid she was open with contact. To a fault it is unfortunate she is not there more often because i ve missed the opportunity a lot bcz of scheduling.

I dont know but i do recall mentioning that she was a stripper at atlantis or something but I can say if you are respectful and pleasant you can bet you will get that back. No surprises no nonsense, honest and upfront and very nice to talk to.

 

[KasperW]

ok let me just clarify something. What he wrote about me isn’t as bad as the others. What I don’t really appreciate is someone who can just go ahead and used all kind of names about attendants. (Relax with the ho this ho that) but I’m guessing it’s okay to y’all eyes.
I like how he mentioned everything but forgot to say he came to see me a second time .
He is entitled to his opinions and his reviews. And sorry if he always get “bad session” maybe he should stick to the person he likes instead unless reviews are his hobbies.

a simple review don’t change the way I am or change the way I do my work. I’m not for everyone and I am okay with it.

Have a good day everyone

-that dumb bitch

Hi Asiandoll, im probably extremely naive but I’m betting most guys visiting your spa do not think the girls are anything less than nice people and hard working. I imagine the average client is about A 3/10 so you girls are probably earning your wage much harder than your clients make their money. I’ve also heard Hollywood actors have similar reactions after they read 9 good reviews but then obsess with the 1 bad review. Try and focus on the good clients and like Ted Lasso says, be like a goldfish. Have a short memory. Best of luck and maybe I’ll see you one day. But I’m a newbie and have no idea who anybody is on here. Lol

 

[Greyfox67]

How did you know who he was? Like the review seems very generic and I’m surprised youre able to even comment to know who that is but yeah very unkind and dehumanizing just referring to everyone simply whores or hoes

 

[Ginger888]

I can't think of anyone off the top but she looks like one of those pretty GND small town type white girls you would see in Barrie or one of those other smaller northern towns.

Any good spots in Barrie? I moved from Toronto and miss my spas

 

[Davidarch.]

I am long time lurker and have a bunch of reviews to drop. Hope they help

@Steeles Royale
- Mia
Really nice boobs, firm and a nice handful. Pretty enough face, nice body. Seen 2 times. Both times she was very to the point, got me off quick and off into the shower. Just basic handjob, idk if tit fuck on table I never asked and she didn't initiate it. She say no FS too. Nice girl but I never feel like i got my full 30-40 minutes.

- Cammy
I see her when she was at flirt. She ruin her tits now. Session was OK. Tit fuck n handjob. I got my full time at least,no rush. No repeat tho

@HFH

-Summer
Big tits on a fat bitch. I regret my choice when she walk in the room. Big gut hanging over, Cute enough I guess but took me forever to finish as she was crushing my balls on top of me during titty fuck and the fact she's so heavy and her stomach kept turning me off. No repeat.

- Anna
Quite attractive, pics accurate but service sucked and yet another whore that won't STFU. No body slide just crappy massage into HJ. Her box was prickly and after it rubbing on my nuts has left my nuts constantly itchy. Idk if I got anythin. Probly not but I regret my choice.

- Jade
Pics accurate, decent face, hard man mades. She have OK service, no extra. She pretty sensual and rubbed my Seed on her ass after I roped but she don't STFU and talk too much during massage. Would mybe repeat

- Alessia
This whore sucked. Lazy whore. Wouldn't even get on the table for body slide let alone take her clothes off. Pancake ass, crappy fake tits, shit HJ and keep asking if I finished yet. I couldn't finish in the end and she offer me extras next time I come. Yea right u harlot. Never repeat. She was facially attractive at the least..

- Tessa
She not there no more but another lazy slut. Huge ass, soft enough man mades face plastered with make up. Wouldn't even talk to me during flip and looked bored. Fuck this skank broski never repeat.

- Barbie
I stay for the tits and much regret. She at least did body slide but facially a 5 with huge tits. I never ask for tit fuck. Just got hand job and busted while sucking her tits. Seem nice enough but the dumb cunt standing at the door asking for a tip. What an entitled cock drainer. I told her no and walked out. I'm glad I don't ask for tit fuck or she prob would have said I owe her a tip for basic service.

- Amelia
Bitch flat out sucks. Used like no oil, beat my dick raw and I left in furious anger. I did finish but it not worth. U would think this bitch could do it right as it's her fkin job but NO.

@Allure
-Bianca
I go twice. First time was decent, second time sucked and consisted of her just lying on me on the flip. Huge tits and ass but not very attractive in the face, was even less attractive the 2nd time with better lighting. Lots of make up but nice enough I guess.
Very meh service. No recommend

- Mina
Sucked. Wouldn't shut the fuck up. Breath Smell and hard man mades, 5, in the face. Meh HJ. I only stay cause horny and no one else available on walk in. I regret.

- Lauren
Quiet but nice,very chill. Pretty girl, but not DDG like I seen people say on here. She got a nice lil body. Perky tits an nice lil ass I enjoy. She not bad looking either. OK finish I might repeat.

- Hannah
Milf face, hot body, fake ass. When she strip I got instaboner. Nice massage, nice tits. Especially when she put them in my face. Tit fuck finish with her ass in my face. Pretty good. Nice enough lady, washed my back for me after. Idk if I repeat, I don't like fake ass and she seem like the type to catch an attitude if you don't let her dictate things.

- Alex
I see her when she at SRM. Smoke show, OK feeling man mades, nice firm ass. she was nice enough, I don't remember Finish but I think was decent. She OK of you wanna be with a hot bitch for 30 minutes.

- Amber
Ehh face, too much work done on it. nice tits, another fake ass. Body slide real good, best I ever have but too much oil. I fucked her tits and finished with her ass in my face. But again, another whore that won't STFU. She was nice enough though and washed my back too. Repeat? No I don't like fake ass and excessive oil.

- Lia
Really hot. Most pretty girl I seen at Allure next to Lauren and Kianna. I seen Lia twice. 1st time was good. I came early and she try to get another one out but not enough time. Second time was worse.. Very robotic, didn't really say anything like the first time. Didn't attempt to get msog. No repeat cause of that and her fake tits suck.

- Kianna
Pretty girl, nice big ass, alright boobs(pre boob job). I see her twice before boob job. Very nice girl, easy to talk to, doesn't talk too much. Very good tease on flip, takes her time with finish, very sensual and the way she use her nails to tease, holy shit. Both times I go was very worth it and no regrets. I recommend her most out of everyone else. I feel I got my 1st of the month money's worth with her. I probably see her again soon.

I agree if you want your dick soft for the whole session see mina @ allure horrible session

 

[Nimroz]

Should I call you that instead? Because that's what you sound like. These girls are all whores. Anyone that gives sex for money by definition is a whore. If these things skinned broads can't handle being called what they are then they should stop whining. But of course they won't because they love the fast money and feeling like a princess being showered with gifts by simps.

Do you not see these bitches Twitter? Nothing but posts saying "spoil me" and "the best apology is money" among other self conceited posts, along with posts such as "who wants to buy me this?" With a picture of expensive designer shit attached to it.

These whores don't respect you. It's all an act, they just look at you as an ATM. So why the fuck should you respect them? Wake the fuck up dumb fuck

You are just little piece of shit

 

[Thedon2019]

LOL it’s getting HOT up in here

 

[SteveTdot]

LOL it’s getting HOT up in here

lol these things always follow a pattern:

• Reviewer gets a little disrespectful. Progression is ho > whore > bitch > cunt.
• Gets called on it. Double impact if it is an eloquent mpa dropping truth bombs.
• Reviewer adopts persona he is straight outta Compton.
• Simp label comes out for anyone in support of mpas.
• Shit show follows.

It is all pretty funny and the initial reviews are good. All this thread has done for me is make me want to see @Urxfavasiandoll.

FWIW I think I am 50% responsible for a good session as these women are not robots. I am only 33% responsible in a threesome and 25% in a foursome though lol.

 

[The_Riddler]

I agree if you want your dick soft for the whole session see mina @ allure horrible session

Not sure I agree... Mina gave me a great hard massage to get the Knots out.. and then on the flip she worked equally as hard.

 

[Deleted member 98108]

I am long time lurker and have a bunch of reviews to drop. Hope they help

@Steeles Royale
- Mia
Really nice boobs, firm and a nice handful. Pretty enough face, nice body. Seen 2 times. Both times she was very to the point, got me off quick and off into the shower. Just basic handjob, idk if tit fuck on table I never asked and she didn't initiate it. She say no FS too. Nice girl but I never feel like i got my full 30-40 minutes.

- Cammy
I see her when she was at flirt. She ruin her tits now. Session was OK. Tit fuck n handjob. I got my full time at least,no rush. No repeat tho

@HFH

-Summer
Big tits on a fat bitch. I regret my choice when she walk in the room. Big gut hanging over, Cute enough I guess but took me forever to finish as she was crushing my balls on top of me during titty fuck and the fact she's so heavy and her stomach kept turning me off. No repeat.

- Anna
Quite attractive, pics accurate but service sucked and yet another whore that won't STFU. No body slide just crappy massage into HJ. Her box was prickly and after it rubbing on my nuts has left my nuts constantly itchy. Idk if I got anythin. Probly not but I regret my choice.

- Jade
Pics accurate, decent face, hard man mades. She have OK service, no extra. She pretty sensual and rubbed my Seed on her ass after I roped but she don't STFU and talk too much during massage. Would mybe repeat

- Alessia
This whore sucked. Lazy whore. Wouldn't even get on the table for body slide let alone take her clothes off. Pancake ass, crappy fake tits, shit HJ and keep asking if I finished yet. I couldn't finish in the end and she offer me extras next time I come. Yea right u harlot. Never repeat. She was facially attractive at the least..

- Tessa
She not there no more but another lazy slut. Huge ass, soft enough man mades face plastered with make up. Wouldn't even talk to me during flip and looked bored. Fuck this skank broski never repeat.

- Barbie
I stay for the tits and much regret. She at least did body slide but facially a 5 with huge tits. I never ask for tit fuck. Just got hand job and busted while sucking her tits. Seem nice enough but the dumb cunt standing at the door asking for a tip. What an entitled cock drainer. I told her no and walked out. I'm glad I don't ask for tit fuck or she prob would have said I owe her a tip for basic service.

- Amelia
Bitch flat out sucks. Used like no oil, beat my dick raw and I left in furious anger. I did finish but it not worth. U would think this bitch could do it right as it's her fkin job but NO.

@Allure
-Bianca
I go twice. First time was decent, second time sucked and consisted of her just lying on me on the flip. Huge tits and ass but not very attractive in the face, was even less attractive the 2nd time with better lighting. Lots of make up but nice enough I guess.
Very meh service. No recommend

- Mina
Sucked. Wouldn't shut the fuck up. Breath Smell and hard man mades, 5, in the face. Meh HJ. I only stay cause horny and no one else available on walk in. I regret.

- Lauren
Quiet but nice,very chill. Pretty girl, but not DDG like I seen people say on here. She got a nice lil body. Perky tits an nice lil ass I enjoy. She not bad looking either. OK finish I might repeat.

- Hannah
Milf face, hot body, fake ass. When she strip I got instaboner. Nice massage, nice tits. Especially when she put them in my face. Tit fuck finish with her ass in my face. Pretty good. Nice enough lady, washed my back for me after. Idk if I repeat, I don't like fake ass and she seem like the type to catch an attitude if you don't let her dictate things.

- Alex
I see her when she at SRM. Smoke show, OK feeling man mades, nice firm ass. she was nice enough, I don't remember Finish but I think was decent. She OK of you wanna be with a hot bitch for 30 minutes.

- Amber
Ehh face, too much work done on it. nice tits, another fake ass. Body slide real good, best I ever have but too much oil. I fucked her tits and finished with her ass in my face. But again, another whore that won't STFU. She was nice enough though and washed my back too. Repeat? No I don't like fake ass and excessive oil.

- Lia
Really hot. Most pretty girl I seen at Allure next to Lauren and Kianna. I seen Lia twice. 1st time was good. I came early and she try to get another one out but not enough time. Second time was worse.. Very robotic, didn't really say anything like the first time. Didn't attempt to get msog. No repeat cause of that and her fake tits suck.

- Kianna
Pretty girl, nice big ass, alright boobs(pre boob job). I see her twice before boob job. Very nice girl, easy to talk to, doesn't talk too much. Very good tease on flip, takes her time with finish, very sensual and the way she use her nails to tease, holy shit. Both times I go was very worth it and no regrets. I recommend her most out of everyone else. I feel I got my 1st of the month money's worth with her. I probably see her again soon.

Thanks for the candid reviews. We all have different experiences, and your comments are yours to share. Appreciate the insight.
Please let us know if you find anyone you think work repeating. Cheers!

 

[WachuGonnaDo]

I'd rather have one real guy write a brutal review on a review board; than a hundred shills going ga ga over every girl at a particular spa.

 

[ijyni]

I'd rather have one real guy write a brutal review on a review board; than a hundred shills going ga ga over every girl at a particular spa.

Bad take. You can still write a review with criticism and not come off as a douchebag.

 

[Bustanut]

ok let me just clarify something. What he wrote about me isn’t as bad as the others. What I don’t really appreciate is someone who can just go ahead and used all kind of names about attendants. (Relax with the ho this ho that) but I’m guessing it’s okay to y’all eyes.
I like how he mentioned everything but forgot to say he came to see me a second time .
He is entitled to his opinions and his reviews. And sorry if he always get “bad session” maybe he should stick to the person he likes instead unless reviews are his hobbies.

a simple review don’t change the way I am or change the way I do my work. I’m not for everyone and I am okay with it.

Have a good day everyone

-that dumb bitch

At the end of the day you’re a hoe LOL. Wtf. Hoe this and hoe that all day everyday. You get paid for people to fuck you. Imagine that ? Being paid to fuck and not being called a hoe? Lololol

 

[Bustanut]

How about showing respect for the women in this business! You lower yourself by calling people ho's and bitches.

Do be a Fkn a simp. If your daughter or mom sucked dick and fucked for a living you wouldn’t be respecting them one bit. You pay a bitch to be a hoe end of story.

 

[Deleted member 98108]

Bad take. You can still write a review with criticism and not come off as a douchebag.

Let's be a bit clear here, the girls are working for a living, some make some good cash, but most are working hard.
They do this job for the money, for their families and to plan for some life when they are older.

While some enjoy the work, or enjoy some customers.
Most are just happy to provide a decent massage, a little tease, flip and happy ending.

Additional services are market driven in most cases.
As such, it's my opinion, that we are lucky to see them, so treat them with respect, and appreciation.

Costs you nothing and makes their lives a little bit better 10 or 11 hours in a spa, 6 or 7 days a week is a bit much.
I have always found that I am welcome at most spas as I am respectful of the manager and the girls.

A little consideration goes a long way in your day to day experiences.