What do legit massage places do when you got a raging hard on?

[Rag]

Do they just avoid it when you flip? Does the girl usually coment? Do you apologize?

Sorry for the questions. Kinda looking forward to the shock and awe. lol

 

[518]

I was once getting a massage with an RMT (who I had been seeing monthly) and I had a huge hard-on. She could tell that I was genuinely embarassed. To break the awkardness and put her at ease I said, "Sorry, I was thinking about Shania Twain". She just looked at me a broke out laughing about what a good sense of humour I had and went on professionally about her business. On future sessions we had times when we'd flirt with each other but she never thought of crossing that line nor did I push the issue.

Keep in mind that in my first session with her that I told her that she looked like Shania Twain.

 

[rawr_i luv him]

The question has been a thread topic many, many times.

If the place is actually legit... your answer is "absolutely nothing".

 

[JBallaa]

nice, so crack a joke. like it.

so they never ask "want me to do something about that?"

lol

 

[Beverly]

You are absolutely correct.

 

[Boomer Wisdom]

No... not the legit places.

 

[Paul P]

they call the cops. you get arrested. you are convicted of being a pervert, and go to prison where Bubba gives you shower massages.

 

[xxcutekittyxx]

u serious or joking? They call the cops if you get a hard on?

 

[cjporterjr54]

Seriously serious RM, are you old enough to even be registered here?

 

[ihateemopeople]

some are actually comfortable enough to alert you to it and will say "its normal...This is your parasympathetic nervous system".

 

[Saraccureflef]

Pretty good...I might actually consider using this one!!!

 

[BabyGirl05]

+1

 

[davght]

LOL at the hatorade.

 

[scrooge BU]

...with a RMT....In Niagara...She literally smacked IT...I screamed ...she laughed..... and she said everything should be fine now........I am not kidding

Cheers

 

[Adan T]

LOL awesome story! Sounds like a cool girl.

 

[Billieann]

I had a female MD cop a feel by squeezing it before she told me to get dressed which surprised me but I did not complain

 

[indian_cowboy]

Don't you guys actually keep your underwear on for the legit massage therapists? They usually ask you to strip down to your undies. I usually do, and that just about keeps everything in place, so there are no embarassing moments. If you adjust it just right, then you are safe. Maybe I should start taking everything off, and see what happens ......

 

[jak.]

Sounds like you speak from experience.

 

[sarasmile]

Bubba is the name on his birth certificate.

 

[Friendly Stranger..]

Its a funny thread!! I like it... The question is "Are you getting RMT massage from a male or a female" If you are getting a massage from a male, and you get hard on.... Man, there is something wrong with your brian wiring... ha ha ha... just kidding. have fun!!!