VIP, QQ, Yi Ren, Moonlight, Blue Ocean,

[bagwell]

Thought I'd add some more reviews. I posed a previous thread if you want to understand my preferences for reference:
http://massageplanet.net/recent-rev...me-shangri-la-4-seasons.t145808/#post-1056542

Couple of opening remarks:

• I'm sure most of you longtime lurkers that have been here for awhile have some insights into the members that generally give out good reviews, the members that have similar tastes as yours, the members that shill, the members that only shill in certain threads etc. Thought I'd point them out as I go along (both the good and the bad), but especially the bad as I wish I'd have known so I wouldn't have wasted my time (and money).

• Also, I see alot of reviews about the quality of the massage. Perhaps I'm in the minority here, but I find every MPA I've visited to have poor quality and weak pressure when compared to an actual sports massage at a legit place. For an actual good quality cheap asian massage, my goto is Comfort Zone and I either see one of the guys there, or one of the old ladies that does the table walking. Personally I find it crazy that anyone is going to an MPA for the massage...

• Also I've seen a couple of MPAs that were promoted so thought it would be worthwhile to indicate some of the MPAs that I've passed on, and rate just purely on looks as I didn't see what the hype was about.

• Also, just a personal thing, but I prefer to never repeat - don't read that as the MPA wasn't great.

On to the reviews!


Review 10

Location: Yi Ren Spa
MPA: Jessica
Face: 5
Body: 5
Service: 5
Repeat: No
Shillers: Gwailo, Eratim, Earthdragon

Wanted to start off with this one, as it can only go up after this. This place is awful, and the shillers the lowest of the low. They compared this girl to Kristen Kreuk...I already knew walking in that girl was not going to look anything like Kristin, but I couldn't help myself, I just had to see with my own eyes...it was so far from the truth they made Trump look honest. Should have just left, but stayed for HH for some chit chat because I heard she was a sweet talker. She's a sweet girl, but a bit too young to have a good conversation with. Also, there were a couple people just chilling in the foyer watching people come in. Talk about a lack of privacy. Jessica also told me the place is semi-holistic. Not sure why anyone would goto a semi-holistic place when they have holistic options right down the street (that can give you the same shitty massage) but with several more services to offer up.


Review 11

Location: Moonlight Spa
MPA: Anna
Face: 8
Body: 9
Service: 7.5
Repeat: n
Promoters: Krayjee

What a body. Ridiculously fit. Probably the most fit of any of the MPAs. If you need tips on how to to do squats, you bet your ass she can give'm to you. Knockers are pretty hard though, and not a fan of the over the top moaning, but otherwise great attitude. I felt like my experience with her was very similar to Nana of Purple Sugar in the same plaza.


Review 12

Location: Blue Ocean
MPA: Cici
Face: 6
Body: 5
Service: n/a

The girl with the tattoo. Saw her name all over the place in the Blue Ocean thread. Does anyone else think she kind of looks like a big Mashimaro? Anywho, wasn't feeling that look so I went with Mia below.


Review 13

Location: Blue Ocean
MPA: Mia
Face: 8.5
Body: 7
Service: 8
Repeat: n

Was pretty surprised to find someone like Mia. Super sweet and pretty face. Boobs too small for my taste (small As), but she seemed like a really kind, honest person who was really personable but really shy to be doing this kind of work. Attitude kind of reminds me of Vicky from 4 seasons, really nice, shy-girlfriend type. Her smile can light up a room.


Review 14

Location: VIP Spa
MPA: Suki
Face: 9
Body: 8
Service: 7
Repeat: n

I actually think Qingqing recommended this one. Pretty shocked. Her English is terrible, so unfortunately couldn't really click. Pretty terrible massage as far as MPA massages go as well. But she's a looker.


Review 15

Location: VIP Spa
MPA: CL
Face: 9
Body: 9
Service: 9.5
Repeat: y
Promoter: KJ

Saw this name in the "hidden gem" thread. KJ had this one spot on. Saw some comments in that thread about the pricing being too high...if you take an uber ride that normally costs you $10 to get somewhere but allows you to pay $5 more to ride in a corvette instead of a civic, I'm takin the corvette. Sure you get to the same place, but one will purr like a kitten and won't smell like dirty fish the whole way.


Review 16

Location: QQ Spa
MPA: Flora
Face: 9
Body: 9
Service: 8.5
Repeat: n

Has braces, doesn't speak English too well, and also has a tattoo. Nonetheless, she's still smoking. The closest person I can compare her to is probably CL. She's slimmer, boobs a lil smaller, but they felt real. Saw her on a Wednesday. She said she's going back to HK in a month.


Review 17

Location: QQ Spa
MPA: Penny
Face: 7.5
Body: 7.5
Service: n/a

Saw her reviewed pretty highly in another forum, but lookswise not enough to get me to go back and try.


Have a fantastic New Year everyone, and hopefully 2018 doesn't bring us a plethora of shitty threads like we've had recently.

 

[krayjee]

bagwell, great reviews and I like your style of the way you have described about the shillers and promoters. Now members can see clearly who is who and who they can trust. You left out qinshit in Yi Ren shiller list. He was the worst one posting fake pictures of Yi Ren spa to make it looks like it is a high class spa and shilling day and night. He belongs to that lowest of the low shillers group.

Looks like we have the same taste in women. .Moonlight Anna, Korean CL , Shangri La Cindy and 4Seasons Vickie are all very pretty in my eye. If I have to put them in order of my taste, .Korean CL followed by 4Seasons Vicky, SL Cindy and ML Anna and you said it very well about Korean CL Very very pretty girl with amazing attitude. I thought she was going to hold back a bit bcuz of my age. Not at all. She treated me so well as if I was her long lost BF. I guess You get what you pay in life and yet cheaper than what I have paid for girls at Premier. And I will be broke if Vicky is not too far away.

Anyways ..pls keep up the good work. We need more guys like you who really go out hobby and post accurate reviews. Not the fake shillers who misled members to shit holes like Yi Ren spa.

 

[PrimeRib]

Thanks for the reviews, Buff.

 

[foxymystery3075]

Good Info here...thanks

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[qinging]

Location: Yi Ren Spa
MPA: Jessica
Face: 5

Jessica also told me the place is semi-holistic. Not sure why anyone would goto a semi-holistic place when they have holistic options right down the street (that can give you the same shitty massage) but with several more services to offer up.

Ok Bags you are voicing review opinions which is good & fine.A few notes,-no way on Gods earth does Jessica have the average female face(5) ,either among the general population or among AMPA...she's an 8

What you say about semi-holistic spas describes Shangri-La and true.....Actually,I would question whether Jessica used the term.

Review 14

Location: VIP Spa
MPA: Suki

I actually think Qingqing recommended this one.

Nope,not me.



Saw this name in the "hidden gem" thread. KJ had this one spot on. Saw some comments in that thread about the pricing being too high...if you take an uber ride that normally costs you $10 to get somewhere but allows you to pay $5 more to ride in a corvette instead of a civic, I'm takin the corvette. Sure you get to the same place, but one will purr like a kitten and won't smell like dirty fish the whole way.

This is a poor,very poor analogy.....very Krayjee sounding

You do overall have a Krayjee bias...............thanks

 

[smallpantieshk]

Reviews like that don't get any better. Thanks for the info mate.

 

[qinging]

Reviews like that don't get any better. Thanks for the info mate.

From Bags October review which is pretty funny but closer to my opinion.....Jenny has a 7 body?...how does one know,she never undresses.


Review 1

Location: E&M Wellness
MPA: Jenny (?)
Face: 4
Body: 7
Service: 5
Repeat: No

I want to start by saying that I THINK she said her name was Jenny, but I may have heard wrong. She was pretty small (maybe 5”1), in her 30s (at least), had straight bangs, and was quite fit. Apologies in advance if I’ve cited the wrong individual.

This was my first semi-legit and my first foray into this exciting world! She asked me to flip after an ok massage but she was definitely not my taste so I declined. Never got any action from a massage before, so there was no difficulty in feigning naiveté and just tipping and leaving at the end. My first semi-legit experience, creeped me out, and I pretty much wanted to quit. LOL

 

[RyanWater]

Thought I'd add some more reviews. I posed a previous thread if you want to understand my preferences for reference:
http://massageplanet.net/recent-rev...me-shangri-la-4-seasons.t145808/#post-1056542

Couple of opening remarks:

• I'm sure most of you longtime lurkers that have been here for awhile have some insights into the members that generally give out good reviews, the members that have similar tastes as yours, the members that shill, the members that only shill in certain threads etc. Thought I'd point them out as I go along (both the good and the bad), but especially the bad as I wish I'd have known so I wouldn't have wasted my time (and money).

• Also, I see alot of reviews about the quality of the massage. Perhaps I'm in the minority here, but I find every MPA I've visited to have poor quality and weak pressure when compared to an actual sports massage at a legit place. For an actual good quality cheap asian massage, my goto is Comfort Zone and I either see one of the guys there, or one of the old ladies that does the table walking. Personally I find it crazy that anyone is going to an MPA for the massage...

• Also I've seen a couple of MPAs that were promoted so thought it would be worthwhile to indicate some of the MPAs that I've passed on, and rate just purely on looks as I didn't see what the hype was about.

• Also, just a personal thing, but I prefer to never repeat - don't read that as the MPA wasn't great.

On to the reviews!


Review 10

Location: Yi Ren Spa
MPA: Jessica
Face: 5
Body: 5
Service: 5
Repeat: No
Shillers: Gwailo, Eratim, Earthdragon

Wanted to start off with this one, as it can only go up after this. This place is awful, and the shillers the lowest of the low. They compared this girl to Kristen Kreuk...I already knew walking in that girl was not going to look anything like Kristin, but I couldn't help myself, I just had to see with my own eyes...it was so far from the truth they made Trump look honest. Should have just left, but stayed for HH for some chit chat because I heard she was a sweet talker. She's a sweet girl, but a bit too young to have a good conversation with. Also, there were a couple people just chilling in the foyer watching people come in. Talk about a lack of privacy. Jessica also told me the place is semi-holistic. Not sure why anyone would goto a semi-holistic place when they have holistic options right down the street (that can give you the same shitty massage) but with several more services to offer up.


Review 11

Location: Moonlight Spa
MPA: Anna
Face: 8
Body: 9
Service: 7.5
Repeat: n
Promoters: Krayjee

What a body. Ridiculously fit. Probably the most fit of any of the MPAs. If you need tips on how to to do squats, you bet your ass she can give'm to you. Knockers are pretty hard though, and not a fan of the over the top moaning, but otherwise great attitude. I felt like my experience with her was very similar to Nana of Purple Sugar in the same plaza.


Review 12

Location: Blue Ocean
MPA: Cici
Face: 6
Body: 5
Service: n/a

The girl with the tattoo. Saw her name all over the place in the Blue Ocean thread. Does anyone else think she kind of looks like a big Mashimaro? Anywho, wasn't feeling that look so I went with Mia below.


Review 13

Location: Blue Ocean
MPA: Mia
Face: 8.5
Body: 7
Service: 8
Repeat: n

Was pretty surprised to find someone like Mia. Super sweet and pretty face. Boobs too small for my taste (small As), but she seemed like a really kind, honest person who was really personable but really shy to be doing this kind of work. Attitude kind of reminds me of Vicky from 4 seasons, really nice, shy-girlfriend type. Her smile can light up a room.


Review 14

Location: VIP Spa
MPA: Suki
Face: 9
Body: 8
Service: 7
Repeat: n

I actually think Qingqing recommended this one. Pretty shocked. Her English is terrible, so unfortunately couldn't really click. Pretty terrible massage as far as MPA massages go as well. But she's a looker.


Review 15

Location: VIP Spa
MPA: CL
Face: 9
Body: 9
Service: 9.5
Repeat: y
Promoter: KJ

Saw this name in the "hidden gem" thread. KJ had this one spot on. Saw some comments in that thread about the pricing being too high...if you take an uber ride that normally costs you $10 to get somewhere but allows you to pay $5 more to ride in a corvette instead of a civic, I'm takin the corvette. Sure you get to the same place, but one will purr like a kitten and won't smell like dirty fish the whole way.


Review 16

Location: QQ Spa
MPA: Flora
Face: 9
Body: 9
Service: 8.5
Repeat: n

Has braces, doesn't speak English too well, and also has a tattoo. Nonetheless, she's still smoking. The closest person I can compare her to is probably CL. She's slimmer, boobs a lil smaller, but they felt real. Saw her on a Wednesday. She said she's going back to HK in a month.


Review 17

Location: QQ Spa
MPA: Penny
Face: 7.5
Body: 7.5
Service: n/a

Saw her reviewed pretty highly in another forum, but lookswise not enough to get me to go back and try.


Have a fantastic New Year everyone, and hopefully 2018 doesn't bring us a plethora of shitty threads like we've had recently.

I like the format of your reviews. Easy to read and all the info without the bullshit. Thanks

 

[PrimeRib]

Can't say I agree with you qinging that Jessica is an 8...

 

[qinging]

Can't say I agree with you qinging that Jessica is an 8...

5?

 

[northnorth]

I wouldn’t say 8.... LOL

If we’re to rank her out of the crop of semi-legit Asian MPAs, maybe she would have a higher score.... That isn’t saying much considering the field

6.5

 

[vivid]

Thanks bagwell...this is type of review we need on this board....not the exchanges amongst shillers

One more request - where is Blue Ocean? Any website to check schedule ?

 

[RyanWater]

Thanks bagwell...this is type of review we need on this board....not the exchanges amongst shillers
One more request - where is Blue Ocean? Any website to check schedule ?

Was about to ask the same thing.

 

[bagwell]

Thanks bagwell...this is type of review we need on this board....not the exchanges amongst shillers

One more request - where is Blue Ocean? Any website to check schedule ?

Next to E&M. Don't know if there is a website, but there's a pretty big thread on it.

 

[qinging]

Thanks bagwell...this is type of review we need on this board....not the exchanges amongst shillers

One more request - where is Blue Ocean? Any website to check schedule ?

Next to E&M. Don't know if there is a website, but there's a pretty big thread on it.

Are you sure Bags?

 

[krayjee]

Next to E&M. Don't know if there is a website, but there's a pretty big thread on it.

I think you've got mixed up with Blue Ocean and Blue Sky. Blue Ocean is at 155 East beaver creek. Blue Sky is next to E&M.

 

[qinging]

I think you've got mixed up with Blue Ocean and Blue Sky. Blue Ocean is at 155 East beaver creek. Blue Sky is next to E&M.

This and Bags saying YiRen Jessica used the term semi-holistic along with saying E&M Jenny's body is a 7(never strips down) all raise questions about Bags reviews.................you've hit a 3 bagger Bags but no home run.....sorry

 

[qinging]

Now in Progress...

 

[hangul99]

This and Bags saying YiRen Jessica used the term semi-holistic along with saying E&M Jenny's body is a 7(never strips down) all raise questions about Bags reviews.................you've hit a 3 bagger Bags but no home run.....sorry

Girls at E&M usually wear T-Shirts and yoga pants. Figuring out a body shape from that does not take a PHD.

Your just as guilty as KJ when someone speaks out against one of your favoured spas.

 

[qinging]

Girls at E&M usually wear T-Shirts and yoga pants. Figuring out a body shape from that does not take a PHD.

Your just as guilty as KJ when someone speaks out against one of your favoured spas.

Hangul99....please......beauty contests have a bikini competition for a reason....it's bikini...NOT T-shirts and yoga pants optional......there is a difference......