🔥 Toronto Massage - Guide for Newbies

[admin]

With all the talent here, I would assume someone would like to create one.
Maybe even step by step instructions, dos and don'ts, what to look for and how to act.

Thinking this might improve overall experience for everyone in the long run.

 

[thirsty1973]

Step 1-Don't believe half of the bullshit posted by lunatics, trolls and haters on massage planet..........
Just my thoughts......

 

[cupcrazy]

1) Don't let the positive reviews to influence your decisions
2) Confirmed pics on Leolist don't guarantee they are real
3) Set aside a budget and don't let the MPA to see how loaded you are inside the wallet.
4) You have the right to see the line up. If you don't like the line up, you can leave.
5) Don't listen to Krayjee, Ursus promotions.

 

[hangul99]

Don't go looking for love in all the wrong places.

 

[Happyman]

Don't go looking for love in all the wrong places.

Right, go for "mutual benefits". Some MPA could keep on asking favours from you if you are nice to them but some are appreciative. I keep up my relationship with those who show appreciations.

 

[Deleted member 64273]

I think if someone were to go through all the posts here, they could come up with a pretty definitive guide. I could do that I suppose, but I'm too lazy!

Instead, I'll try to apply some personal philosophy that's helped me a lot.

1. Take everything with a healthy double handful of salt. You're an adult (or should be), make your own choices and live with the results and learn from them.
2. Don't sweat the small stuff. Life is hard enough as it is. You don't want to create a source of stress in something that's supposed to help relieve it.
3. Know what you want and don't be afraid to ask for it. The women in this industry have seen and heard it all. Don't be shy.
4. Jesus Christ said it best: Treat others the way you want to be treated. Ok, maybe not in those words but you get the idea.
5. Be clean and hygienic. The ladies are human too and I don't know about you but I certainly don't want to rim someone who smells like shit! Ok, not really philosophical so how about: Cleanliness is next to Godliness?

 

[DAVEBABASH]

I think if someone were to go through all the posts here, they could come up with a pretty definitive guide. I could do that I suppose, but I'm too lazy!

Instead, I'll try to apply some personal philosophy that's helped me a lot.

1. Take everything with a healthy double handful of salt. You're an adult (or should be), make your own choices and live with the results and learn from them.
2. Don't sweat the small stuff. Life is hard enough as it is. You don't want to create a source of stress in something that's supposed to help relieve it.
3. Know what you want and don't be afraid to ask for it. The women in this industry have seen and heard it all. Don't be shy.
4. Jesus Christ said it best: Treat others the way you want to be treated. Ok, maybe not in those words but you get the idea.
5. Be clean and hygienic. The ladies are human too and I don't know about you but I certainly don't want to rim someone who smells like shit! Ok, not really philosophical so how about: Cleanliness is next to Godliness?

Hi LazyBoy, well said you covered everything while being fair to MPAs and customers at the same time: Enjoyment, mutual respect, Cleanliness and hygiene (especially in VOVID time). You could be a good writer. You got that talent.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

I am paranoid about privacy so I will add: take the cash you need plus a little extra, do not bring your wallet, jewelry, cell phone; park at a distance from the spa; do not use your real name; make sure nobody sees you - wear a COVID mask.

Shower, shave, cut your nails, brush your teeth, trim that bush.

Be respectful!

Agree on service and price before money is exchanged. Never haggle, just walk away if you cannot agree.

No matter what you do you will sometimes have bad experiences - share your good and bad experiences here, spread the word.

 

[Whitesnake1987]

What are the rules for MPA towards Customers?

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[Deleted member 64273]

Hi LazyBoy, well said you covered everything while being fair to MPAs and customers at the same time: Enjoyment, mutual respect, Cleanliness and hygiene (especially in VOVID time). You could be a good writer. You got that talent.

Thanks, that's high praise to an aspiring writer!

 

[cupcrazy]

What are the rules for MPA towards Customers?

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1) no poisonous snake
2) good hygiene
3) Don't be a cheap bastard
4) when the mpa said no, it means no. Unwanted kissing constitute sexual harassment
5) if you have ED, dont bother to see me.

 

[cupcrazy]

i am sure @Angela520 @orignalcoolcat can chime in.

 

[Charli3]

Also trust your gut feeling, if you feel uneasy or at risk, just walk away

 

[Bookmonica.com]

i am sure @Angela520 @orignalcoolcat can chime in.

Here is one... I understand some prices may not be suitable for some peoples budget but there are many ways to politely ask for a lower price. Here are a few ways people have asked that really grind my gears!
“ I always get it at this price”
“But another place has it for cheaper”
“ $xx.xx ok? “
You’d be surprised what you can get with a little bit of kindness

 

[imthedude]

At a bodyrub, the only LE that visits are bylaw officers who are more interested in the MPA than you. Even otherwise, LE rarely bothers with holistics and semi-legits, and when they do you should get some advance warning - it usually happens right after local news does some pearl clutching about it. Obviously in all cases there's a remote risk of some other shit meriting a call to the cops, but in that case, you probably have other things to worry about...