The do's and don't for getting the best out of the semi-legit massage

[boeing707]

Thought to post some of the things I do and don't do,. Seems to work as I almost always end up having some fun. May be useful for the newbies going on this forum. Meant to be a bit of a laugh so don't take it too serious

• Seems obvious but brush teeth and use some mouthwash before visiting. I once had a colleague at work sitting next to me who had a breath like a Doberman pincher and can only imagine the luck of the girl having to get close to someone like that.
• Shower and take care of those arm pits and feet. See above. I do visit places that don't have a shower, so again, it's all about not having the poor girl gag and try to smile and comment how good your wale shaped body looks like, all at the same time.
• Don't open up negotiations before the girl even had time to bring out the baby oil. I really do enjoy the massage part and usually things tend to happen naturally when it's time for the body flip and the well used and rarely washed head pillow comes out.
• Have some fun and a giggle, let her know she's doing good but don't turn it into a gabfest. One of the girls told me once, it is one of her pet peeves as she doesn't really speak the language that well so the constant talking is really hard on her. On the other hand don't fall asleep which according to another girl also happens occasionally.
• Shave the vegetables. Not a full on Brazilian but go for a smooth set of nuts. A lot of girls seem to enjoy the silky smooth touch.
• In a place that is is very clearly legit, cover yourself, no need to start by causing embarrassment. Bit if looks semi-legit, I go right away bareback on the table. Well there's not much sense in beating around the bush, saves a lot of hassle.
• Enjoy the massage and don't immediately grab her like she is the last remaining girl on the Island. Generally I let her make the first move.
• Shave, please! No girl enjoys the feeling of her thighs being sanded down like the rear quarters on a refurbished Dodge Caravan.
• During the sex or sex-ish part, a bit of noise is fine to let her know you're having a good time, as opposed to sounds of crickets, elevator silence. On the other hand and I see that always in American porn movies, there is really no need to go overboard and constantly provide a play-by-play running commentary as if you're playing the Wimbledon finals.
• I tend to go a bit earlier in the day. Standing on your feet for hours on end, providing massages to slightly overweight guys is really tiring and I find the smiles are cracking a bit when closing time approaches.

Anyway, that's my approach. Seems to work out ok.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Thought to post some of the things I do and don't do,. Seems to work as I almost always end up having some fun. May be useful for the newbies going on this forum. Meant to be a bit of a laugh so don't take it too serious

• Seems obvious but brush teeth and use some mouthwash before visiting. I once had a colleague at work sitting next to me who had a breath like a Doberman pincher and can only imagine the luck of the girl having to get close to someone like that.
• Shower and take care of those arm pits and feet. See above. I do visit places that don't have a shower, so again, it's all about not having the poor girl gag and try to smile and comment how good your body looks all at the same time.
• Don't open up negotiations before the girl even had time to bring out the baby oil. I really do enjoy the massage part and usually things tend to happen naturally when it's time for the body flip and the well used and rarely washed head pillow comes out.
• Have some fun and a giggle, let her know she's doing good but don't turn it into a gabfest. One of the girls told me once, it is one of her pet peeves as she doesn't really speak the language that well so the constant talking is really hard on her. On the other hand don't fall asleep which according to another girl also happens occasionally.
• Shave the vegetables. Not a full on Brazilian but go for a smooth set of nuts. A lot of girls seem to enjoy the silky smooth touch.
• In a place that is is very clearly legit, cover yourself, no need to start by causing embarrassment. Bit if looks semi-legit, I go right away bareback on the table. Well there's not much sense in beating around the bush, saves a lot of hassle.
• Enjoy the massage and don't immediately grab her like she is the last remaining girl on the Island. Generally I let her make the first move.
• During the sex or sex-ish part, a bit of noise is fine to let her know you're having a good time, as opposed to sounds of crickets, elevator silence. On the other hand and I see that always in American porn movies, there is really no need to go overboard and constantly provide a play-by-play running commentary as if you're playing the Wimbledon finals.
• I tend to go a bit earlier in the day. Standing on your feet for hours on end, providing massages to slightly overweight guys is really tiring and I find the smiles are cracking a bit when closing time approaches.

Anyway, that's my approach. Seems to work out ok.

You make good points: ease into things; fondle, do not grab; good grooming, shower just before you go, clean mouth/breath, shave, clip finger nails and toe nails; be friendly, non-aggressive, try to get them to be comfortable with you.

As for time of day, I prefer the end of day - when you are the last customer you often get better and unrushed service.

 

[KChan]

Surely you are KIDDING bro but happy hunting and carry ON

Interested to hear the points you disagree with.

The list is pretty much common sense. Just be a respectful, polite and considerate person.

Now, if they are total bitches who treat their clients like shit...different story.

 

[Dotanuki]

Interested to hear the points you disagree with.

The list is pretty much common sense. Just be a respectful, polite and considerate person.

Now, if they are total bitches who treat their clients like shit...different story.

Nothing to disagree with.
Additionally

1) First time at a spot. Maybe pay up front and surprise them. Let them know you're a stand up guy
2) DON'T BE CHEAP. Too many go for discount price for premium service. That's dumb and they do talk about it.
3). Use slow simple English unless it is clear that they're fluent. And don't sound condescending. They can pick that stuff up.

Those tips work at FS spots too. Play smart, play safe.

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[Dotanuki]

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They are all money hungry bitches and will say anything and DO anything to get SAID MONEY anyone who thinks differently is a sad DELUSIONAL fool!!! Ask Anna at Greenway or any other spa Owner they will tell you WHAT TI ME IT IS for real!!!!!

What does that fact have to do with the subject at hand? He'll you paying for it so no one is better than the other. The game has rules if you know them use them and in time you'll be given freedom to bend and sometimes suspend them.

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[Crushing-It]

Thought to post some of the things I do and don't do,. Seems to work as I almost always end up having some fun. May be useful for the newbies going on this forum. Meant to be a bit of a laugh so don't take it too serious

• Seems obvious but brush teeth and use some mouthwash before visiting. I once had a colleague at work sitting next to me who had a breath like a Doberman pincher and can only imagine the luck of the girl having to get close to someone like that.
• Shower and take care of those arm pits and feet. See above. I do visit places that don't have a shower, so again, it's all about not having the poor girl gag and try to smile and comment how good your wale shaped body looks like, all at the same time.
• Don't open up negotiations before the girl even had time to bring out the baby oil. I really do enjoy the massage part and usually things tend to happen naturally when it's time for the body flip and the well used and rarely washed head pillow comes out.
• Have some fun and a giggle, let her know she's doing good but don't turn it into a gabfest. One of the girls told me once, it is one of her pet peeves as she doesn't really speak the language that well so the constant talking is really hard on her. On the other hand don't fall asleep which according to another girl also happens occasionally.
• Shave the vegetables. Not a full on Brazilian but go for a smooth set of nuts. A lot of girls seem to enjoy the silky smooth touch.
• In a place that is is very clearly legit, cover yourself, no need to start by causing embarrassment. Bit if looks semi-legit, I go right away bareback on the table. Well there's not much sense in beating around the bush, saves a lot of hassle.
• Enjoy the massage and don't immediately grab her like she is the last remaining girl on the Island. Generally I let her make the first move.
• Shave, please! No girl enjoys the feeling of her thighs being sanded down like the rear quarters on a refurbished Dodge Caravan.
• During the sex or sex-ish part, a bit of noise is fine to let her know you're having a good time, as opposed to sounds of crickets, elevator silence. On the other hand and I see that always in American porn movies, there is really no need to go overboard and constantly provide a play-by-play running commentary as if you're playing the Wimbledon finals.
• I tend to go a bit earlier in the day. Standing on your feet for hours on end, providing massages to slightly overweight guys is really tiring and I find the smiles are cracking a bit when closing time approaches.

Anyway, that's my approach. Seems to work out ok.

Talking you can play by ear; if you get one word replies, calm down a bit.

Most girls love to hear that they are talented and pretty, fun to be with. Keep on those themes and most girls are happy to hear it.

 

[Crushing-It]

SUCK FUCK shoot cum all over their tits and FACE and on to the NEXT and the next and the next and the next day after day month after month and year after YEAR!!

You sound like a rogue AI.

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

You sound like a rogue AI.

Good that makes me just as FAKE as all these bitches yo,thx for the compliment

 

[KChan]

SUCK FUCK shoot cum all over their tits and FACE and on to the NEXT and the next and the next and the next day after day month after month and year after YEAR!!

This can't be a serious post.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

SUCK FUCK shoot cum all over their tits and FACE and on to the NEXT and the next and the next and the next day after day month after month and year after YEAR!!

You do you. The less guys in the inner circle the better for me.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

C'mon man is

anything SERIOUS on this site Everyone thinks that they are the freakin YODA of pussy when we are all just puppets for these girls to play with and they will take all the money and b uy a nice pair of shoes to wear at Cinderella 's BALL or their wedding with some clown who THINKS t hat they work so HARD as a hairdresser every day....... HILARIOUS I must say but what do I care I just want to blow my LOAD on these bitches LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

That is what you like. We are not all the same. My illusions end when I leave the spa, but when I am there I am paying for the fantasy. My fantasy is more GFE/PSE, while yours seems to be more domination/degradation. Tastes change over time. I used to want to put up a lot numbers, see a different woman every time - in my single life I had long term relationships so not many partners. Now I like the intimacy that comes with regulars that like me as a customer. Sure, they are playing me, and I am playing them, but who cares. We both get what we want. But as I said, you do you.

 

[NatTurner]

That is what you like. We are not all the same. My illusions end when I leave the spa, but when I am there I am paying for the fantasy. My fantasy is more GFE/PSE, while yours seems to be more domination/degradation. Tastes change over time. I used to want to put up a lot numbers, see a different woman every time - in my single life I had long term relationships so not many partners. Now I like the intimacy that comes with regulars that like me as a customer. Sure, they are playing me, and I am playing them, but who cares. We both get what we want. But as I said, you do you.

If both individuals know the deal no one's being played. Like going to a bar and the bartender knows what you like to drink. Simple.

 

[sugar3d]

C'mon man is

anything SERIOUS on this site Everyone thinks that they are the freakin YODA of pussy when we are all just puppets for these girls to play with and they will take all the money and b uy a nice pair of shoes to wear at Cinderella 's BALL or their wedding with some clown who THINKS t hat they work so HARD as a hairdresser every day....... HILARIOUS I must say but what do I care I just want to blow my LOAD on these bitches LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

Another idiot for the ignore list. What an angry angry fool.

 

[sugar3d]

Thought to post some of the things I do and don't do,. Seems to work as I almost always end up having some fun. May be useful for the newbies going on this forum. Meant to be a bit of a laugh so don't take it too serious

• Seems obvious but brush teeth and use some mouthwash before visiting. I once had a colleague at work sitting next to me who had a breath like a Doberman pincher and can only imagine the luck of the girl having to get close to someone like that.
• Shower and take care of those arm pits and feet. See above. I do visit places that don't have a shower, so again, it's all about not having the poor girl gag and try to smile and comment how good your wale shaped body looks like, all at the same time.
• Don't open up negotiations before the girl even had time to bring out the baby oil. I really do enjoy the massage part and usually things tend to happen naturally when it's time for the body flip and the well used and rarely washed head pillow comes out.
• Have some fun and a giggle, let her know she's doing good but don't turn it into a gabfest. One of the girls told me once, it is one of her pet peeves as she doesn't really speak the language that well so the constant talking is really hard on her. On the other hand don't fall asleep which according to another girl also happens occasionally.
• Shave the vegetables. Not a full on Brazilian but go for a smooth set of nuts. A lot of girls seem to enjoy the silky smooth touch.
• In a place that is is very clearly legit, cover yourself, no need to start by causing embarrassment. Bit if looks semi-legit, I go right away bareback on the table. Well there's not much sense in beating around the bush, saves a lot of hassle.
• Enjoy the massage and don't immediately grab her like she is the last remaining girl on the Island. Generally I let her make the first move.
• Shave, please! No girl enjoys the feeling of her thighs being sanded down like the rear quarters on a refurbished Dodge Caravan.
• During the sex or sex-ish part, a bit of noise is fine to let her know you're having a good time, as opposed to sounds of crickets, elevator silence. On the other hand and I see that always in American porn movies, there is really no need to go overboard and constantly provide a play-by-play running commentary as if you're playing the Wimbledon finals.
• I tend to go a bit earlier in the day. Standing on your feet for hours on end, providing massages to slightly overweight guys is really tiring and I find the smiles are cracking a bit when closing time approaches.

Anyway, that's my approach. Seems to work out ok.

Solid list. Cheers,

 

[NatTurner]

Another idiot for the ignore list. What an angry angry fool.

All sizzle and no steak. For sure he ain't acting like that in front of the women LOL

 

[Deleted member 107715]

Interested to hear the points you disagree with.

The list is pretty much common sense. Just be a respectful, polite and considerate person.

Now, if they are total bitches who treat their clients like shit...different story.

What are examples when they are being bitches ?

 

[three-eighths]

Another idiot for the ignore list. What an angry angry fool.

I don't think I've ever hit the 'Ignore' quicker in all my time here.

 

[not impressed]

They are all money hungry bitches and will say anything and DO anything to get SAID MONEY anyone who thinks differently is a sad DELUSIONAL fool!!! Ask Anna at Greenway or any other spa Owner they will tell you WHAT TI ME IT IS for real!!!!!

They all make a weeks pay tax free in one day ..WTF .. let’s all be sensitive to their needs

 

[luvthe drake]

SUCK FUCK shoot cum all over their tits and FACE and on to the NEXT and the next and the next and the next day after day month after month and year after YEAR!!

SCORCHED EARTH ONLY!! CAVEMAN RULES! PS he will bite your face and spit it out if you're in his way on the sidewalk

 

[NatTurner]

BLIND leading the BLIND, hilarious

Nat Turner is a figure from US history. LOL