stupid questions..smart ass answers

[Kiles]

hyeah:

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.



2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?



3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...

Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?



4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
hyeah: hyeah: hyeah: hyeah:



5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.

Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
hyeah:


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.
:lmao:


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.



9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
hyeah:


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames
: : :

 

[Pompal 09.]

just noticed some gems from xto also
http://www.massageplanet.net/jokers-club/9-stupid-questions-with-stupid-answers-22.html

 

[seesen9]

:lmao: Good one. Special mention -

 

[benchrisdarren]

^^ I agree :lmao:


This is a nice reply may be i should try out with u know who.:rofl:

 

[Brittoss]

sexy man almist fell of laushing roflolhyeah: : ............................L M A O !@!@!@!@!@!@!!!!!!1 :clapping: :lmao: :bomb: of a post man keep up da gud wrk

 

[SALLY MILLER]

Gr8 Post ! I will Surely Try one of Those ! hyeah:

 

[Starhawke wants presents]

:lmao: the zulu one was the best!!!!!