Review of Eva Devine

[rescue member]

So one day dawned, and I did yawn,
Then tried to lift my head
Soon I found, my neck I could not turn round,
And I could barely get out of bed!!

My mind was a whirl, just where in this world,
Could I could get a decent massage?
But then I thought, who better to work out these knots
Than the lovely Eva Divine!

(so here's where the rhyming stops lol)

So I set a time with Eva. I arrived to a cozy room and a pleasant, warm Eva. I was in a lot of pain, so I slowly shifted myself face down on the massage table. She placed a lovely warm blanket over me and began to massage my neck and shoulderblades with warm oil and precision I have not even experienced with RMTs! The amount of pressure was just right, and she worked out the knots all right. I turned slowly over onto my back and I got a thorough massage of my trapezius muscles and of the back of my neck and base of the head. It was also nice to be near to her ample bosom as she leaned over my head At this point I was nearly asleep....My legs were sore too, so she provided a great, firm massage of the backs of my thighs and calves.

I was so, so grateful and Eva was cheerful and we had a great conversation. Seriously, I told her that her massage was better than most I had received from massage therapists. My circulation felt better, and I left feeling like a wet noodle, and slipped into a warm bath. I was so sore, and I was nearly in tears, and Eva really did a great job. Plus she looked great, put me at ease, and was professional and skilled. And she gave me a great big hug at the end of it all. I guess I felt compelled to write this review because I felt so awful, and after I saw her, well, I felt physically better, and my heart felt a little warmer too. And I generally am not easily impressed....I was impressed with Eva.

Thank you so much Eva, I really, really appreciate it!!

Repeat? Hell yes!!!

 

[borah]

Ok now, GiGi... you work with her.. lol... Did you really think you could sneak this one by us?

However, having seen the lovely Eva on a couple of occasions myself, I will have to agree with you on her massage skill level. Actually, not bad with some of her other skills either.

But back to my point... Tsk Tsk... Proper decorum please.

 

[maybe its Emilyy:)]

Seriously, this is a legitimate review by a legitimately satisfied customer! I did have a session with her, and I really needed a good rub. Everything I wrote is true.

 

[emilly]

Said Gigi:

Everything I wrote is true..
This is a legitimate review,
Even though we did not screw.

Go see the delicious Eva Devine,
For a massage at her hands so fine.
For those of you, with "knots" so blue,
Your "knots" can have a massage too.

From your "knots", the tension will she ease,
She has quite a few degrees
On the art of how to tease and please,
Knowing how to dole out pleasure,
"Beyond Paradise", without measure.

 

[Toot N Come In]

Hehe that's so cute!! You're a better poet than I....