REVIEW: Lexxus @ Blue Lagoon (& Soft Hands)

[Scotto]

http://www.bluelagoonmassage.com/

Also works at sister spa:

http://www.softhandsspa.com

45 minutes: $90 door/$60 donation ( no set guidelines WRT donation )

Since assembling the Indian Compilation, Lexxus has been at the top of my "to do" list. I stumbled upon her pictures by accident, and thought she looked hot.

Really this review can be written in 2 parts, which I'll call the Ying and the Yang. Meaning: "black and white" or "good and bad", very much like my session.

YING:

As regular readers know, I call Cyan, Mya, and Nina the Holy Trinity of Indian MPA's. The reason they're the BEST is because they're all beautiful girls with great attitudes and service. From the moment they enter the room til the last hug goodbye as a client you feel appreciated, special and "loved", within realistic MP limits.

My session with Lexxus started out fantastic, like any of the girls above.

Blue Lagoon itself is located on Matheson Blvd on the east side of Dixie Road, just south of the 401-Dixie Automall. This place is BUSY, coz two guys were waiting ahead of me to talk with the receptionist, and I was told seven girls were on "staff" (he,he) tonight.

Lexxus was available so I paid $90 for a 45 minute NR and sat in the large waiting area with a bored looking MPA. The decor is "romanesque" with those aweful Italian looking "David" pictures, and Roman columns. I guess I fucking hate them coz my ex was into that shit and I never want to see them again ! LOL

Lexxus entered the waiting area presently, gave me a big smile and hug, and escorted me to the room. She was dressed in the usual MPA uniform:

Fuck me pumps, short white skirt and hot pink top.

She has a medium brown complexion with streaked hair. Overall I'd describe her looks as "sleazy sexy" rather than beautiful. Her body isn't really toned and her breasts are only average, both in shape and in size... but she's got a nice ass and legs, and I told her so. A few weeks of serious cardio would make a world of difference, and I can think of the perfect routine

I took a shower while Lexxus walked out another client then relaxed.

When Lexxus returned she gave me another big hug and asked how I'd heard about her. I responded that I'd seen her pictures and thought she was hot. She laughed, and said she thought she looked a little ragged, and hoped I wasn't disappointed, to which I truthfully answered no.

INDN_LOVER fact of the day: I like sleazy looking girls and I'm the first to admit it. I'd rather date a hot "8" that dresses like a slut than a cold "10". LOL I LOVE tattoos on the lower back with low rider pants. Lexxus has the tattoo.

I climbed on the table and Lexxus went to work on my back with oil. Her technique is firm which I REALLY enjoyed. As I alluded to, this portion of the massage went very well, and I had a great time. Lexxus' personality is VERY outgoing and we talked about many things, including my job and our ethnic backgrounds etc.

YES, Lexxus is TRUE East Indian and moved here as a child.

I told her a little about my Guyanese ex and that seemed to really intrigue her.

I took the opportunity to reverse, and she made the right "appreciative noises", although she wouldn't allow me to use oil. I was starting to get "friction" so I backed off and kept my technique simple.

NOTE: She told me clients wanting a BS have to go their sister spa www.softhandsspa.com, which she described as more upscale with a different client base. Mississauga has different bylaws, so the max was an NR and I can confirm that's all I got.

Overall, I LOVED LEXXUS' personality and massage and couldn't wait for the finish:

 

[Pompal 09.]

YANG:

I'll tell you flat out the release was "uninspiring" to say the least, and it's almost as if Lexxus switched off, or changed personalities.

I was lying on the table with mirrors to the left and Lexxus to my right. For a few moments she massaged my legs and stomach,then put some oil on Mr. Happy. She'd barely laid a hand on him when she reminded me that tips are appreciated, which was a bit of a mood killer. While she worked I rubbed her back and nice ass with my right hand.

Usually, I like to "help" the girl if you know what I mean, and a couple of minutes in I moved my right hand down to Mr. Happy. She pulled my hand away, and told me if I was touching him not to touch her. Well OK, but at this point I'd only touched her back and not gone for any fun areas.

So I used my left hand and kept my right on her, even though I'm right handed. She was rubbing his two friends, but using alot of pressure, to the point I took her hand away coz it was painful.

HHMMMM... Fuck me this wasn't going well....

With the clock ticking and a not so subtle reminder that I only had a few minutes left, I said fuck it and finished myself with my right, knowing I couldn't touch her again in the session.

She massaged my chest and stomach while I was doing this, and uttering some hopelessly contrived dirty talk...

After I finished Lexxus passed me a DRY towel, and was dressed in 30 seconds flat... She informed me her next appt was waiting, and reminded me to pick up a "discount card" at the front reception should I want to see her again.

I laid out my donation, gave her a hug and was on my way.

Overall I left with VERY neutral feelings which is unusual for me.

POSITIVE:
> cute in a sleazy sort of way
> nice legs and ass
> outgoing personality
> good conversation
> nice firm massage

NEGATIVE:
> came across as a hustler at times
> definitely a clock watcher
> NO BS at Blue Lagoon to REALLY put her through her paces
> uninspired release and finish, with no teasing
> what the fuck do you mean I can't touch after stimulating Mr. Happy ?

Massage: 8.5/10

Teasing: Virtually no teasing

Face: 7.75/10

Body: 7.75/10

Attitude: 7.0/10

Personality: 9.0/10

Mileage: 5.0/10

Fun Factor: 7.0/10

Repeat: there are better Indian MPA's out there. Should have repeated with Lana @ Tropical

Does MPA engage in head games? NO

 

[princess]

Good review Indy. I haven't been to BL for a couple of years but it sounds like nothing has changed.
I used to go there often because of the $90/45 min NR. Always found Inga to be a real sweetheart & there was a tall slim black girl there for a while about 3-4 years ago with a killer body & great personality...but everyone else I tried usually had huge attitude and way too restrictive. Your review brought back bad memories. Based on how the session ended, I think you were very kind.

 

[Breezy Weezy]

It's funny you mention "attitude" coz even Lexxus herself said there were lots of girls at BL who didn't seem to care about repeat business or the clients.

I think they get away with it coz BL is located on a very busy part of Dixie road with tons of walk in traffic.

After midnight on weekends they only have 30 minute appts, so it's obvious management encourages the production line atmosphere and everything that entails, including the "hustling"...

Certainly in my year in the hobby I've never had a session that started out SO well only to end in a Kamakazi flaming death spiral at the end.

I was hoping to report that I'd found another "hidden jewel" for my fellow massageplanet.netites to enjoy, but that's not to be....

Honestly, it's like Lexxus tuned herself out when it came to the release, went through the motions (barely), and was already onto her next client mentally if not physically.

I guess she's the ONLY Indian girl at a busy spa, she's cute and personable so she gets away with it. She'd last a couple of shifts if any of the "Trinity" were working with her.

 

[elenelie]

Nice Review IL !!!

I like the way you "opposed" the session into two parts.

Another one for the Comp.

VBB

 

[Falling...]

Blue Lagoon and Soft Hands Spa both are in Mississauga are they not?
Much to the chagrin of the city officials, Brampton is the bodyslide capital of the world

 

[lovincupcakez]

Soft Hands is in Brampton.

 

[daisymayNY]

Nice review IL.

Bluelagoon is known for sub-par sessions.

There is always a potential but eventually everything mostly turns into a dissapointment there.

 

[Hello!]

I've been to BL maybe 4 times, just go because its cheap. I've been in countless times and just walked out after getting the lineup. The price drops by $20 but the girls drop from 9's to 5's.

 

[Death Metaller]

does anyone know when lexxus works at bluelagoon and softhands

theres no schedule and on softhand theres no mention of BS