Review: Chloe at Great Pharoh

[Froggies angel]

Long time pooner - only a short time on eforum.xxx. Long and the short of it is that I will only post above-par or sub-par experiences. Since I found eforum.xxx I have had an abundance of average experiences, a great experience with Kimmy at Adam & Eve and now, after tonight, a sub-par experience at Great Pharoh.

I hesitated about writing this review, but I figured that the more informed we are, the better off we are about collectively investing our thousands of dollars in pooning fun. So, here is the information...

I have been to Great Pharoh twice before under the new management. I used to frequently visit Diamond - which had the same Madame. Anway, girls have been great at both places. (Brittany at Diamond, Jess at Great Pharoh) So, it seemed like a no-lose situation to go to see what the lineup was like at Great Pharoh. I knew I would be getting something good from the way the Madame runs the place!

I chose Chloe - a full figured Italian lady in her thirties. She has short black hair and a cute face. Nice curves too. She looks smart. ha ha - don't judge the book by its cover. If you want a conversation, do not get her. Wow... it was almost like it ruined the whole experience.

The massage was actually pretty decent. Found out that she was trained in Shiatsu and you could tell. I also inferred that she would way rather do the first half than the second half.

On to the second half (oh yeah - and I was freezing by this point, having started to get cold waiting about 7 minutes in my boxers for her to arrive!)

She did the obligatory ball & pole rub while on my stomach. This is something I enjoy and I ensure the hostess knows this. I could tell she did not enjoy it as much and kept asking me to turn over. Cripes... I'll turn over when I am good and ready!

So, I obliged and turned over. FREEZING! Any sense of arousal was gone. Especially cause I waited about two minutes for her to fart around. Then, back to the FS.

Started with a little rub then sucky sucky. Little tiny sucky sucky. I don't want to see a girl be scared of a dong. That is no good. She was treating it like it had asbstos or something on the dome. Brutal. Forget it I say... lets just move on.

Heavy on the KY and in to Mish. Mish ain't so bad as long as (and this was the worst part!) she doesn't grimace and look away! I just finished up quick cause I felt so bad for the girl.

Afterwards she went straight to the rubbing alcohol to clean herself. I realize that cleanliness is important in this industry, but to be so damn scared and not in to the sex is just tragic.

It almost seemed like she liked the massage, and would be a good masseuse, but likes the money even better. So now, I am the sucker for paying triple the cost of an ordinary massage and not getting my health plan to reimburse me!

Now I am not trying to be cocky here... but I am fit, young, and decent looking. Some ladies have asked me out. So to turn away means one thing to me... you don't like your job. And you know what - if I am paying $3 per minute you better like having sex. That is a prerequisite. If you don't feel like it on a certain night, then call in sick.

I will be wary of trying out anymore ladies at Great Pharoh. I hope my experience was an exception rather than the norm, because Chloe really does have the potential to be something special.

However, knowing what the new management at Great Pharoh brings to the table, I will be back eventually to see what its like. Maybe back to Jess or the great blonde I had there a while back.

Two browns for the hour
L: 8
A: 6
S: 5

 

[William Y]

Thanks for your review YoYo00. I posted an enquiry in 411 about this place last week. Good to get a warning like this and not waste money on this lady. Thanks. We need to hear about the bad as well as the good experiences.

 

[farzin33far]

Yoyo, I appreciate your honesty. I will not even try to defend Chloe's actions, but please accept my sincerest apologies. As you are aware of who I am, I hope that you understand, that this is not practice that I condone by my ladies. Without posts like this there is really no way for me to determine where there are problems, and I do truly use this board as a wealth of information. Just to correct, I did not own Diamond, I just managed it, but I do own the Pharaoh.
And if you are who I think, you are definatley VERY good looking!!

 

[this kitty needs a hug]

Thanks for the negative review. YoYo00 named himself after a common SP name. Anyway I see that the Great Pharoah mamasan has snuck in her telephone number into her signature. Goof for a shameless plug.

 

[Sir K]

is the owner at Great Pharaoh the one that used to be at Diamond Bodycare?

 

[Chirag Ashok]

Vanboy0, yes I was once one of the receptionists at Daimond. I am not sure which one you are speaking of though.
Godzilla, you are entitled to your opionion, and I respect that.

 

[its me]

Desidio - thank you for your understanding. Please realize that I am not trying to be overly critical, nor am I trying to discourage clientele to your location. You run a great place!! And I will be back! At the same time - I felt I had to vent. I like the second half so much more than the first half and when my playmate doesn't share that excitement... not good... I think my fellow pooners will agree.
And yes - I think you know who I am (and thanks for the compliment)... and speaking of that; Mr. Godzilla, I did not realize yoyo was such a popular nick when I signed up for this. I just figured it was the easiest to remember!

Vanboy... you may want to read all of the posts before you ask a question... just a hunch that you will find your answer first...