Review: AMPS SEEM TO BE GETTING WORST.

[RockTheCasbah]

Date: WK of 8/15/11
Provider: Tracie/ Medical Center Spa
Phone: 713-383-9996
Email Address: n/a
URL / Website: http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hot_-body-relaxing-_-3-asian-_-girls-_-_-23/10387137
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Off of Fannin
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: massage, cbj, hj, cfs.
Session Length: 1 hr./ lasted less than 30 min.
Fee: $60
Hair Length and Color: Black tied in back, past shoulders
Age: 3?
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: She might be 5'1, 100lb., "A" breast, little ass, no tates, that I could see, kinda cute face.
Recommendation: No

 

[jbethphoto]

Thanks for the info from a fellow UFO. LMAO

 

[Megs]

Thanks for the review. Sorry to hear about the bad experience.

I though it was "Unidentified F***ing Object".

 

[jazzie606]

Good intel, even if you had a lousy time.

On another note I totally agree with the overall performances at a majority of the amps, between the so so service at best, bait and switch, and overall lack of talent, and eye candy. Nothing like last year at this time, going into fall of 2010, there are some good consistant places left, on the north side, but the top performing places last year like nsi, miami, sunflowers, aren't worth a damn now , and sure as shit not like places of 5-6 years ago. On my roadtrips to big D, I asked a few of the gals if they had been in houston or would go there, their reply was they make more up there, and the LE preasure is not as great.

 

[smilebeth24]

That's why I quit going to AMPs .......they always seem to be more interested in the next customer than you.....independent is my route now.

 

[~*Shadybaby*~]

I agree Htown AMPS are in a big slump. The last time I called NSI mamasan she told me not to bother coming because I wouldn't like the lineup. I couldn't believe I didn't get the usual hype.

 

[chefjoezieger]

Hammer, at least she was being honest with you, and that IS a good thing!!! Not many of the mamasans will do that.

 

[Hannah B]

is the current independent route as good as nsi was 6 months ago?

 

[morbidlybeautiful]

Texasgambler, thanks for your review. Wish you had a better experience. Next time, try to jizz in her eyes, it will make for a more enjoyable story for your readers.

I can understand that many don't have the time and money to go exploring, and want to use this board to that end. That's great. However, I can't help but read these comments recently of Houston AMPs going to crap to mean NSI, or whatever is/are the only one or two AMPs that get 90% of the reviewing on the board are past their prime. This city is rife with debauchery! You just need to get out and tear it up. The reign of NSI has past, GH and GT are gone, Nagoya is no more, DK no longer stocks cracked-out K-girl stunners, and I miss Le Sun and La Paz all the time. So go exploring, or wait.

I'm not really posting many reviews currently, but if anyone is interested, I came across a white girl, ~21 y/o, banging body, who offers anal, at a less than often reviewed AMP last weekend (Armani at Mystique).

Happy fuck!ng.

 

[.Music.]

Thanks Majik. Man I really miss Nagoya!

 

[GabeMan]

+ Many more...

Wait, I am not an UFO. I am one of the BUFOS!

 

[Eden]

Well let me tell you about my last three BP experiences in SA.

 

[Falcon_01]

Is that big or butt? Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[Lady Silver Rose * Wolf]

Strike 1. What about the S?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Bald Ugly Full Of Shit

 

[masterj00769]

Thanks Majik for those refreshing comments. Yes indeed, this city is rife with debauchery! And the one who seeks...in the right places...and in the right way...is the one who finds.

BTW Dad...I see only one strike.

 

[earthbound]

Good one, but no cigar!

 

[lilmouseketeer]

How about Butt Ugly Full Of Shit............

 

[ross097]

I did a review on this place a while back. It hasn't changed. Does it still smell funky in the room attached to thebath?

 

[Newrean]

OK, one more.

Bald Ugly Fat Old Sumbitch.