Massage by a Pretty Woman

[Pompal 09.]

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/bra/ths/557894522.html

Anyone tried this lady? She's been around for a while but I can't find any reviews.

 

[Jip248]

nothing to be had.
professional massage only.

 

[--*tenderoni]

Right now that sounds pretty darned good!

 

[coopchic]

Not that pretty and the massage is not that good either.

 

[altaira_3]

buyer beware.
pretty is a relative term.
she is not 'hit in the face with a cast iron frying pan' ugly...
but she's no '11'

and all you'll get is a massage...
with some bitching and moaning about her hating the guys that ask for 'extras'...

so go...have fun...

 

[Butterfly]

I fell for that ad about 2 months ago.

Went to the address given me (downtown Mississauga).

Not a looker, but she was dressed kinda provocatively (thought there was a possibility)

She showed me to the massage room (off to the side, with NO SHEETS on the table, NO SHORTS to put on, and NO TOWEL to cover yourself with.

I lay down (nude of course) assuming. She came in and put a towel over me.

Spent 45 minutes giving me a LAME rub - I wouldn't even call it a massage. (Even though she STARTED with my butt and legs, no teasing, NOTHING.
Flip (I figured it'll happen now!), and she continued her lame rubbing over my legs for 5-10 minutes, then said, "Thanks, times up!"
I stammered my reply, "Is that it?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, there's some time left, can't you continue to massage me, (a few more back & forth comments ensued)maybe end with some ..... teasing? (gasp!"
"Oh, NO! I don't do that, and, I don't even have any toilet paper so you do this on YOUR OWN, and can clean YOURSELF up afterwards!!
"I don't offer that here!" she added disgustingly.
"Hey, lady - I don't think so..." I defended myself to no avail.
I got up, dressed, and left quietly, vowing to never again darken her doormat!
Took me 4 drinks that night to feel better again!

Avoid at all costs.

 

[mgm]

glad to see i wasn't the only one who took the bait...
let's go get hammered al...

 

[Belinda Gemmet]

It would seem to me she is sending a very mixed message with this ad. If she is providing a strictly RMT-style massage, physical attractiveness would be irrelevant, so it is dumb of her to note she is "pretty." My hunch is she is hoping guys will get the wrong impression just for the extra business. If that's the case, she shouldn't feign shock when guys ask about extras.
Mel

 

[harvest]

She knows full and well what her ad is suggesting. If nobody has the balls to go TOFTT, get upset with her approach, finally taking a dump (cleaning up with a towel) in the middle of the room... then I will. This isn't fair, as some other MPA is willing to earn the money without any trickary.

 

[ALLAdmin]

You have my full support. I hate the false advertisers. They strictly rely on one time customers!

 

[Tayler F]

The visual you've described breaks me up.

Big time!

LOL

 

[Naturechick18]

let 'er rip.
there's a taco bell within spitting distance...
make it a nice, steamin' one

(-;

 

[red top]

Yo quiro Taco Bell?

 

[SupR]

That would be monumental!

I'd give you 20 if you were somehow able to tape your dumpus and this hucksters reaction to it.

 

[fyou6382]

Would LOVe to hear all about it once the deed is done!

A burning bag of poo on the porch works just as well...the type of poo inside the bag is all up to you.

 

[Helpp]

Here's the latest link:

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/mss/ths/563076728.html

Buyer beware!

 

[I am team Edward]

All I can say is I'm GLAD you got along with SHANTI/BRIANNA

... no word if/when she's coming back BTW...

 

[Sammy]

That does not need to be deemed a "bad thing," as long as the massage actually is "professional."

My chiro's office has a couple of RMTs, and frankly, I'd not mind getting a massage from them after a heavy gym workout. They are attractive ladies, and I might get a bit of (not-acted-out) fantasy, and some muscle relief, and possibly even find that my health coverage covers it.

 

[Kelly M]

no one is saying a legit massage is a bad thing at all...
if you read through the comments above, you'll see that she is clearly misleading people with her ad - and provides a crap massage to boot

if you're legit, say you're legit
then i expect a professional massage

that's all

 

[???? ???? ???? ??j?]

The ad is listed under "Therapeutic Services" so I'm not sure I would assume anything other than that. If it were under "Erotic Services" then I could see where one could label it misleading.