Massage Bonne santé 1801 Rachel (east of Papineau) 514 598 0707

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Today was my second visit to this place. My first visit was on a Monday night in December. I had seen a nice, cute young latina with an improbable name like Henriette or some other name starting with an H (but it was not Hermione). I had a nice 30 minute gig with a nice topless (cute Bs) happy ending. Total damage 30$ (for 30 min) + 40$ tip. Not a bad deal for a cute girl, and a nice pair.

But today, oh boy did I TOFT ! Feeling that little twitch, and remembering the cute latina, I gave a call around noon. Was told only one girl working, described herself as " une jeune femme québécoise" by the name of May (Mé? Mélanie??), nice voice, so I book for 45min @ 35$. Half an hour later I ring the bell, and I am welcomed by a not so good looking, not so young, no so lean girl wearing a silk robe over what looked like some lingerie. " Your massage will with me", said the not so smiling girl... First signals where not very positive and... maybe I should have turned around right away, and walk out but you know that little twitch...

So I paid the 35$ and she says: "Get into the room and please take a shower, I will be with you shortly... oh and by the way, the options start at 40$" Second signal that she is a not so sexy money grabber and... maybe I should have turned around right away and walk out, but you know that little twitch...

I get into the room (large and very clean) take a shower, lie on the table and wait... almost 15 minutes... and maybe I should have turned around right away and walk out , but you know that little twitch...

She finally comes in and the first thing she says is "Do you know the options? 40 is a hand release and I stay dressed, at 60 I either take the top or the bottom off..." ...and maybe I should have turned around right away and walk out and walk out, but you know that little twitch...

So I say " I'll take the 60 option and you take the top off, and we'll see about the rest later.." "OK she says" and starts to take off the robe... definitely on the chubby side, she takes off the shirt... and shows on her back the ugliest large tattoo that I have ever seen ... and maybe I should have turned around right away and walk out, but you know that little twitch...

She goes for the bra, but I say "Keep the bra, I'll take it off later..." OK. She starts a lame massage on the back. So after 5 minutes I say "Let's get to the serious stuff right away" -"OK she says, turn around" So I reply, "I'll stay on my belly until you get me hard, and then I'll turn around" -"And how I am supposed to that!!!!!!!!! she replies" .... and maybe I should have turned around right away, and walk out but you know that little twitch...

So I tell her about teasing and ass massaging etc. She then starts a lame/lamer/lamest butt and thigh massage that would not have made an horny teenager hard. So I decide to turn on my back and start playing with those mammaries to see if I can get a little something going. As soon as I flip, she aims directly at flacid mini-me and starts pulling on it slowly. I get a hand under her bra to start playing with her tits --I love this move- probably reminds me of teenage romances in the backseat of my father's 1965 Plymouth Belvedere-- and I am starting to feel that little twitch, as I get to feel a promising semi hardening nipple. And then she backs off and says " I am going to take off the bra right away, you know it is 75 dollar bra !!!! " .... and maybe I should have turned around right away and walk out, AND I DID...

"Keep the 35$, this is not going to work I said"... and I am happy to report that I got up, got dressed and left the place.

And later in the afternoon, I got that twitch relieved by the extremely competent hands and beautiful looking Michelle from very reliable old Mains magiques... All is well that ends well.