Lynn @ Perla

[Deleted member 71511]

Let me preface this review by saying this gets weird...

Lynn- Saw some reviews that were not high on her looks, honestly I was into her. Nice body, good fakes in my books and she keeps in shape.
Massage was non existent , rubbed my back back and fourth and talked my ear off. Then she asks me to flip, and asks if I brought a jimmy. I responded no , usually if I’m going for FS the provider has one ready but hey. Opted in for a 50$ bbbj which was decent.

Here’s the weird part. Also take it with a grain of salt because I think this was her attempt at being funny. She said recently that she saw the devil in her kitchen, and then proceeded to bite me and say she’s always wanted to try literally eating a human.

Like I said didn’t take it too seriously but the weird conversation topics mixed with the lacklustre service make this a no repeat for me gents.

Still seeking the top Asian MPA @premier. Cheers

 

[BigDickMaster]

That devil comment was pretty weird man. I saw her and her fake tits didn't do it for me. Not well done.

 

[AthleticAF]

She's an oddball

 

[snoopdoggie]

I hope it's just a wierd sense of humour, but it could be early signs scizophrenia.

 

[spassky]

She's been around for quite awhile. Sounds like she is burning out and losing it mentally.Even if as you think she said those things as a joke it's kind of scary she thinks that qualifies as humour.I wonder if there is anyone in her real world who cares about her enough to say, enough, this person needs help.

 

[Deleted member 71511]

Yeah it really put me off and killed the whole mood.

I didn’t even detail the stories she was telling me about her clients while she was giving me a back rub . Beyond that being unprofessional , they were all things I didn’t need to know and definitely didn’t set the right tone lol. I flipped over completely soft for the first time in my life.

Hope she gets the help she needs , I won’t be seeing her again .

 

[Deleted member 62526]

She's still doing the interrogation technique on you huh... I hated that about her, before she got implants and after she got implants.

She's a certifiable airhead for sure, and she's been around for years, at least 5 years now. You'd think she'd mature with age, but nope, guess she's still the same.

I hope she recognizes it's time to move on because this thing with dumb humour is an indication of something else.

 

[LuckyLicker]

She's still doing the interrogation technique on you huh... I hated that about her, before she got implants and after she got implants.

She's a certifiable airhead for sure, and she's been around for years, at least 5 years now. You'd think she'd mature with age, but nope, guess she's still the same.

I hope she recognizes it's time to move on because this thing with dumb humour is an indication of something else.

5 years???? I would think it's probably closer to 10 years, no?

 

[Roman]

5 years???? I would think it's probably closer to 10 years, no?

Why do you say this?????? According to the archives, she joined Premier spring of 2014.

 

[LuckyLicker]

Really? I admit that "probably closer to 10 years" is an exaggeration, but it seems like longer than 5 years when I saw her. Regardless, 5 years is a long time in this business.