little old lady in the naughty shop

[justwatchin]

Thats was so funny!!!!:
:clap​

 

[Mike P]

roflmao I thought yal would like that this morning, my mother in law sent it to me and I had to share

 

[Josh Muller]

tthhaaat wwaaassss fffunnnyyy :
xxx~
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[Abenthered]

Little old lady in the naughty shop


Get ready to laugh
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story.


A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a *** shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she askes the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave ddddiillldosss?'

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing replies 'Yes we do have ------.. Actually we carry many different models.'

The old lady then asks: 'Ddddoooo yyyouuuu cccarrry aaa pppinnkk oonnee, ttteeennn iincches lllong aaanndd aabbbooouutt ttwwoo iincchess tthiicck…aaand rruuns bbby bbbaatteerrieeess? '

The clerk responds: 'Yes we do.'

She asks: 'Ddddooo yyyoouuu kknnooww hhhooww tttooo ttuuurrnn tthhe sssunnoffaaabbiittch offff?