Layla @ Penthouse

[DeeGirl95 literate]

Booked an appointment with Layla from Penthouse. She looks gorgeous on the pictures.
She walks in, pretty face, great body.
“OK, babe, what are up to?”
“FS”
“That’s 300 for an hour”
“300??? Does it include GFE?”
“No, babe, GFE is extra”
“OK, a little steep, but…”
“We gonna have a lot of fun, babe. Money upfront, babe”
“OK…”
Took a shower and waited for 15 min before she walked in.
She acted as if she was late for a plane.
“OK, babe, lie down on your stomach”
Rubbed my back for 2 min
“OK, babe, turn over”
“Can you massage my legs too???”
Rubbed my legs for 1 min
“OK, babe, turn over”
Turned over. HJ for 2 min then CBJ for 2 min then cow girl.
“I want a different position”
“OK, babe, but I don’t like doggy”
“OK, I wanna be on top”
I’m on top
“Babe, just don’t go in too deep, I don’t like it”
Poked her with the tip of my shaft, couldn’t even go all the way.

It all took 20 min!!! $300!!! That’s a rip off!!!

Looks – 10, attitude – 0, service – 0
Never again

 

[Mount Analogue]

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[Aisha]

Man, that is one brutal session.

Hey, they don't call that place "Outhouse" for nothing.

 

[K K]

Welcome to massageplanet coolman,

I wish you could have posted your first review under better circumstances. It really sucks to hear that you had such a bad time with Layla @ PH. Ganted this is no consolation; you review is very detailed and well written. The detailed account of the meet and greet really hits home just how bad the session was.

If you don't mind me asking, Why did you chose to stay after such a brutal meet and greet? Looks aside, the meet and greet is just so awful and she treated you like a walking ATM. I'm suprised you stayed.

Thank you for sharing your experience and contributing a very thoughtful first review.

 

[masshole in florida]

Ouch!!! Any other word just dosent seem to fit.

 

[Dirtbiker2714]

damn sorry to hear that Jelloguy...I was gonna see Layla for sure next time I went to Edmonton...her pictures do look fabulous but service like that! blah! ...better luck next time buddy...cheers!

 

[Corinne G]

It was poor Coolman that got iced, not me. Please send condoliences to him.

 

[Mallory]

You know, my animal instincts kicked in, blood started to flow from one head to the other plus she promised "We gonna have a lot of fun". I wanted to believe that my first impression was wrong. It turned out, my first impression was right. Oh well, it's already behind me.

Just wanted to share my experience with you guys, thanks for the replies.

 

[Dave B]

but i stayed with Layla a few months back and had a unreal time
great bbbj sucked me slowly for a good 15 minutes
loved feeling those tits and ass while getting a bbbj
great gfe and nice tight pussy

 

[Evan Blows Bubbles]

That really is a shame I have had her on my radar for a while and am sad to hear of the horrible service. Guess I'll avoid now. Thanks and sorry.

 

[H.D.]

Welcome to massageplanet. I feel real bad that your first review was of a bad experience. I'm really looking forward to another review from you with a better experience. Sorry guy

 

[kayclarkey]

Sometimes is pays to be first in-line. The same thing happen to Holland after a year working at PH. Except not quite as awful as what happened to coolman.



We've all been there. Never feel bad about it. It's all part of the learning curve. You should check out Arianna or Karma at 50th Street massage for your next session. Nothing makes you feel better more quickly about a bad session than an amazing one. Arianna is actually hotter than Layla at Penthouse.

 

[GreenKitteh: Being Green]

ooops my bad! totally misread that one...sorry coolman but thanks so much for sharing...i guess quite a few of us had our eyes on her but now we know better...here's to better experiences in the future! cheers!

 

[faiskeoadave]

Thanks fiddy, I'm fine. There are so many beautiful girls around here, I'm not gonna dwell on one bad encounter. But I've learned a valuable lesson.
I think, I'm gonna check out Nahla from Legends - I read so many good reviews about her and I have a weak spot for brunettes



It also happen to Petra, ironically, also from Penthouse. I've seen her years ago and she was such a sweetheart, absolutely stunning Brazilian beauty. Once, when she was doing one of her amazing BBBJ she let me come in her mouth Oh, I almost died
But... over time she turned into a real bitch and I stopped seeing her

 

[littleme09]

Haha I am such a creep on massageplanet, glad i stumbled on this comment though. I do hope our paths cross and I can give you a more positive experience

 

[Mischa (backup account)]

What is it about Penthouse that turns perfectly good SPs who give great service into the nightmares that Layla has become after just a few months of working there??

Is it that they see their co-workers there constantly getting away with atrocious service with the downtown businessman clients they see for "quickies" everyday who are willing to pay big bucks for this kind of crap?

You'd think some of those guys would clue in that they're getting "fucked" in more ways than one and stop going there as well.

I feel for you Coolman as even though I'm an experienced pooner who should know better, I recently got conned by the "eye candy" at Penthouse when I had a session with Kianna that was pretty bad as well. It's unfortunate that the "little head" can't make better decisions for us sometimes!

 

[wyomugs]

I also enjoyed some great PSE sessions at Penthouse during early 2009. That was the time the price of oil dropped to $32-34 dollars a barrel and the recession hit Alberta. The first 3-5 times I saw Petra and Holland were all PSE. I took a break for a few months and came back to see both of them in October the same year and it was all down bill from there. Both of them started taking bad advice from their co-workers. I would suspect the same has happened to Layla.

Aside from Ariel, Mya Bliss and Miley, I would avoid the rest of the providers working at PH.

I agree. I love the energy and ethusiamsm Nahla displays in everyone of her posts on massageplanet. You're definitely in good hands there.

 

[iceberg8888]

i've had very good experiences with Layla at Penthouse. Hmm. Sounds very much like I'm the exception rather than the norm with her. I agree with the comment about Ariel at PH (she is fantastic), but I think she's now gone. Anyone have any idea whether she has relocated, or retired? I also agree that Holland and Petra were initially very good, but service quality declined over time. Had a very average to below average session with Paris at PH. Not likely to repeat.

 

[hhuhihiuhuhiiusteek East]

cutessar

Yeah I hear u man, I usually get full service $260 for an hour, but 10min shower, girl comes after 20mins, so its really 30mins at most. My advise, go for attitude over looks, unless she is sooo hot that ur cock is throbbing. I usually feel more confident and at ease when the girl is pretending to have fun, even though I know she is just doing it for the money. But its pussy at the end of the day, and pussy is fun.

be safe guys. and remember "we" are better than them, but still treat them nicely.

adios.