lacy at BBC - story of a rookie perb

[The Ozzman]

I wish I could provide as glowing a report as snowmonger here but such is not the case. I debated about whether or not I really wanted to post anything at all but in the better interest of all pooners, especially those first-timers like me I feel any info is better than none.

Let me give you some background, as I mentioned above this was my first experience pooning. The only other experience I had before this was a massage with Shakti Bliss which I really had no complaints about. In fact, it was great! However, there was no screwing involved...just a "happy" ending.

Needless to say I was quite nervous about all this and I didn't know what to expect. I have read a lot of reviews on here and this is where I went wrong. I read a lot of positive reviews about BBC so I decided to go there. However, I didn't go with someone that has been proven to be good through multiple positive reviews. So here goes the experience...

I called up BBC a couple of days ago and was asking about pricing and stuff. They gave me the pricing and at this time it was around 4 something in the afternoon. The person on the phone said that there would be a shift change so there would be a better selection at 5pm. So I said to myself, why the hell not? I'll wait the 40 something minutes nearby and then head on over.

So I get there at 5:05pm...I'm politely greeted by the hostess and taken to a room. Then a girl walks in, introduces herself as Lacy and then leaves. Then the hostess lady tells me that she is the only one available. Holy shiet...there must have been a lot of guys that came in those 5 minutes!!! At this point I should have trusted my instinct to just leave, because Lacy was an unknown factor to me and correct me if i'm wrong but beyond snowmonger's review there haven't been any others. Now don't get me wrong, Lacy was a decent looking girl...having dated asians for almost all of my adult life I wasn't really looking for an asian for this experience. On top of that I guess I'm a little more picky when because i've dated so many of them...she was alright look-wise...a little on the scrawny side...I hate to make comparisons but with the way her hair hung over her face it kinda reminded me of The Ring. But she did have a nice rack...WHOA! Maybe that's what did me in.

So against my better judgement I agreed to an hour. That was my second mistake... I thought that I might get a decent or at least half decent massage for about 30 minutes and then some fooling around for another 15 and then the deed for maybe 10 if I could last that long. I then paid upfront the two browns and then added on another 2 greens for the tip. I tip pretty well, but not usually before seeing what kind of service I would get...but since it was pay upfront I decided to do it all at once. *Note: I also had the discount ad from the GS but I forgot to mention it to the hostess...which only makes this whole thing that much worse...SHIET!*

So in I go to the room, strip down and lie on the bed. In walks Lacy...she strips down to her panties and then comes over to the bed and asks me if I want a massage. Yup! That's one of the main things I came here for... WRONG ANSWER! I've had weak massages, but as massages go this one was the worst i've ever experienced. Some half hearted rotations with her wrists around my shoulder blades, a little on my lower back and that was the extent of the massage. She asks me...do you like it? What am I supposed to say??? No?!?

Then she asks me to flip over so I flip over. Being already disappointed with the "massage" I am at least hoping this will make up for it. So she goes and grabs a rubber and puts it on. Trying to lighten the mood I joke around and ask, what's that for? She goes...just in case? I go, just in case of what? And then it died there...so much for lightening the mood. Anyways she then moves on to a CBJ...(notice how i'm a noob at this and yet I have already started to use the acronyms... ) Oh, I forgot to mention that by this point i'm only 10 mins into my session.

So the CBJ was nice but I wanted to 69...but for some odd reason she couldn't understand the concept so after some fumbling around she goes she would rather lie down. So fine...she lies down and then I start at her breasts and move downward for some DATY. Ok, to be honest I had a tough time finding the clit...now I have had my share of encounters with the female persuasion but for some damn reason, I couldn't find it on this girl! So needless to say I sucked it up...and not in a good way. So I just said...screw it...literally. At this point I'm about 16 or 18 minutes in. During all this Lacy is just laying there like a dead fish.

So to set the stage for the finale, I was already nervous enough, I did tell her this was my first time which she didn't help alleviate the nervousness or awkwardness at all and if you catch my handle, I already have issues with blowing it too quickly. I like the comment that another fellow eforum.xxx made when he said something along the lines of, i came faster than a teen in a sorority change room. I put it in...and after a couple of strokes I was done.

Now i'm only 24 minutes into my session. I'm thinking to myself...so what happens now? She asks me if I wanted a hot cloth to wipe off with so I say, sure. She then puts on her clothes to go get the hot cloth. She comes back in with a cold one...I'm thinking...whatever. By this point I'm already in a funk about this entire experience. Then she just stands at the open door while I wipe off... So I figure, this must be my cue to exit. I put on my clothes and as I'm walking out of the room past her she says, I hope you had a good time. YEAH RIGHT...

Bottom line...I was pissed to the point that I didn't bother using the coupon, or complaining to the hostess and I just wanted to make a quick exit. This being my first experience i'm inclined to never do this again...anywhere...might be a blessing in disguise I must say. It just sucked big hairy donkey nuts...pardon my french. I also would have rather have used that money to buy myself a Wii...i'd get more entertainment and satisfaction from that! Not to mention the fact I wish I went with the half hour, or at least have used the GS discounted rate, then I wish I didn't tip 2 greens. Bottom line, sucky experience. I should have trusted to the reviews. I could have put that money to better use with a better girl.

Sorry, this is so long, but I needed to rant a little about this experience. I'm hoping rookie eforum.xxxs will learn from the mistakes I made to avoid this kind of experience.

 

[Cynthia rodriguez]

Hey MM

Everyone has had a bad experience like this, and we have them all over the place...but in truth, the AMP's are usually pretty good with rookies and maybe that's a better bet...don't be afraid to give it a shot again....many of us veteran pooners have also experienced the 'bad session'...I would go as far as telling the girl it's your first time and maybe she'll be better than the one you are fuming at now..

Rock on

LN

 

[antivirus]

you know what the sad part of it all is? i did let this one know it was the first time. i wasn't ashamed of it...but i was hoping that she would help make it a better one. i was wrong...

 

[SemandXX]

I don't get it... why are you blaming her for 'you' not lasting long? she might suck at giving massages but you could have said something when she asked you if it felt good... you could have easily told it was too soft or too weak.

Sorry bro, just keeping it real.

 

[Truth Hurts]

hey dinobot...i got no problems with you keeping it real. just like i'm not afraid to admit i didn't last long. the fact of the matter is this, i was new to this so i wasn't sure what response i would have gotten if i gave her negative feedback on her massage. not to mention, that really, i doubt that it could have gotten any better...but it's true, you won't know unless you try so i'll take that to heart.

as for the not lasting long...true, it's not her fault and in no way did i blame her. i was complaining about the attitude, and the "showing me the door" bit after only 24 mins...some girls at least lie with you or what not...didn't even try anything was MY issue.

 

[some girl]

Sorry but that about sums it all up

 

[Jae]

hey...even i find that part funny. haha. but at least i didn't fluff the story to make myself look better...i laid out everything...judge me if you want but at least i tell it honestly.

 

[...Just Me :)]

Fair enough bud. For a first timer, a good all-inclusive experience might be one of the (former) Dynasty girls like Tina or Nikki if you don't mind someone less youthful. They can show you what the meaning of service is and while you're at it maybe you can even build some tolerance They usually post on CL so you can find their most recent contact details there

Just so you know, there are much worse things on here such as being accused of being a shill, which of course doesnt' apply to you

 

[Sgt Remeriz]

1) Wiis are sold out all over the place so you probably wouldn't have gotten one.
2) We've all had "bad" experiences, but considering some of the stories you'll read here, not really that bad.
3) Keep in mind a girl has NO IDEA what you like or don't like. Unless you speak up and say exactly what you want, a girl has no idea what you like or don't like.
4) Take ownership of how you contributed to your own bad experience. ---Everything in post indicates you were setting yourself up for disappointment the minute you settled.
---You tipped before the service? what sense does that make? You pay for the session beforehand sure, but you tip afterwards.
---You didn't speak up about how you wanted your massage, and it sounds like you read on here regularly and should know that most massage parlors aren't known for their massages.

Anyway, don't mean to bash you. Thanks for posting a review on Lacy as the "showing you the door" did suck.

Good luck with never trying it again. On your next first time, you might want to go with a known proven experience.

best of luck.

 

[Beer n wings]

hey sorry i didn't mean it in an offensive way. why don't you try something like viagra? that should help. no?

 

[chefgrille]

Hey minuteman,

I am a fellow newbie like you. Until a month ago I had not gone to places like this. My first few experiences were not great, but all the reading I did on the eforum.xxx board showed me that the good experiences far out weigh the bad ones. Don't give up and be sure to give it another go.

wma

 

[Brett m]

My first pooning at an mp was also at bbc, i think mine lasted 30 mins when i paid for the hour (160$ AM special). The girl was hot and nice so I didnt mind but you should try some AMP and micros. 220$ for half hour you could go try fox den.

 

[BBoo]

Minuteman, you're not the only one who had a bad experience with Lacey. I've been to BBC more than a few times and I found Lacey the worst SP I've been with.

I had noticed on the BBC website that Lacey had joined and I wanted to meet her. I had paid for an hour visit and noticed that she was rushing the rather weak massage. Twenty minutes (including the time for me to shower first) into the session she asks me to turn over, put on the hat and the CBJ barely lasts a minute. I noticed that she wouldn't touch me with her hands, as if her nails were still wet.

She asks me to go on top and doesn't make any eye contact at all. It was very mechanical. The timer goes off soon after I'm done. I tell her that I had paid for an hour session. She doesn't apologize but rather says it's better than having a knock on the door.

Instead of offering another massage or even small talk she asks me if I want another shower. She goes off to see if the bathroom is occupied and comes back to tell me it's free. I put on a robe and walk to the bathroom and noticed one of the other girls is in their putting on make-up. I go back and tell Lacey it's occupied. I lie on the table and try to wait (and burn up the hour I paid for) but instead she checks the bathroom again and again tells me it's free. I go check and find another girl is in there...

Yeah, definitely not a repeater.

 

[j3w3lz08]

When i went to BBC, i was rushed the same way. I have a review on this board about it. I think her name was TORI or somthing. Only good thing about it, was I paid $160 for a hour and not the full $200. If it was $200, i woulda told em, i want my money back

 

[Wavy14]

Hey dude, you were honest about the experience and we have all had some sort of shitty deal... could tell ya about the time a tranny tried to pick pocket me - but I'll leave the fucking "low" to Hatrick....that's why I don't venture there anymore!

Words of advice - never tip in advance! take control of the session - it's cool to be honest about the massage, if the girl is nice and the massage sucks, I will often offer to massage them and show them what I like - give them a nice massage and the service will be even better!

As for shootin' too quick, just pull the damn thing out and grab tits for a minute to give yourself a break!

 

[Samuel]

Seems my review led you (minuteman) to Lacy. Enjoyed my time with her but she is a bit of a control freak and you have to assert yourself. There are others around that are control freaks but that can be a good thing if their service is awesome. Like one of the replies alluded to, the gals at Dynasty (Derek's) tend not to be young and cute but you can count on great service and they will almost surely please a newcomer to this hobby. Lisa (formerly of Prosper et al) is another one.

My session with Lacy was a bit of an accident, I actually wanted to visit Angel due to the pix on the bbc site. Now I see there's a couple more asian providers at bbc. nini was pretty good - and hotter looking than lacy - but still not the service that you can find here and there.

Good luck on your next adventure and, as always, post your review.

ps - maybe you didn't last very long kuz of your handle, minuteman. Try changing it to hourman and see if that works! (insert smiley here)

 

[Pompal 09.]

let's not take it that far...i'd settle for halfanhourman. but that's a mouthful...

 

[CAROLE]

I have talked to Lacy about this review-

First sorry that you felt you had a bad experience- Lacy told me that she said minuteman wanted a shower after half an hour- and she assumed that he was done- So she wont be "assuming" anymore. I would gladly give anyones money back if they didnt recieve the service they came there for, BBC is not here to rip anyone off, or provide horrible service. It is a hit and miss sometimes, and everyone doesnt click with everyone all the time. So please speak up and let the sp know what you want and if your not ready to leave yet.


-Krista

 

[Dark Mistress]

That sums up where you went wrong.
I'm a BBC regular, but only with proven SP's there (if I can help it).
When $$ is an issue, you can't afford to take chances with good looking unknown quantities.
You could not have done better than Chrissy or Alyssa, and of their current line-up Katie, Ivy and Danika would all be safe bets.

 

[Boo!]

thanks totravel for the info! yeah, being a regular reader beforehand i should have done what you suggested, but i made the trip out there and i said yes when i should have just said no.

i'll check out the girls you suggested on their website then...

i'm reading around as usual but if anyone else has any other clear favourites there any info would be great. thanks!