Kathy CL Burnaby by Royal Oak Skytrain Station

[2010]

Previously reviewed already:
http://eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=97431

But I'm re-reviewing her again to keep it updated:

So anyways, I've been visiting Kathy after Oldfart's review seemed positive. Her rates are very reasonable 65/1hr massage with HJ. But as Oldfart has stated, she doesn't provide a very sensual experience.

If you want:

• a very good and relaxing massage (light-medium-hard)
• an excellent HJ (skilled hands but no touching/moaning for you)
• a very cheap rate (.45 for just massage 1hr, + .2 extra for HJ)
• HJ is on additional time. Means you get 60 mins of massage and usually 20 more minutes for HJ.

Then she's exactly what you want (Consequently, what I want too).

In terms of looks, visit her website. You can find her on CL under Therapeutic not Erotic. http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/search/ths?query=kathy. Her pictures actually make her look about 5-10 years older. Her body type is still the same and her breasts are very large (sorry my all-in-one xray/bust measurement tool was in my other pants). Her body is very tone and she keeps fit with exercise every day. I swear she's strong enough to snap my arm in two (hard massage anyone?) but lets not put that to the test.

A typical visit for me usually is greeting her at the door (leads into a nice new townhouse living room) and her offering a drink or the bathroom before I go upstairs for the massage. She usually is exercising in the living room. Actually, she exercises a lot. Seriously she does Yoga and is either doing the medicine ball (hehe) or arobics in the living room every time I come in.

You enter the massage room, which is on the 2nd floor and consists of a dresser and a massage table, and she leaves you to disrobe and comes back in when you're done and ready for the massage.

The massage is a nice regiment of elbowing, rubbing, and solid pressure on sore points. I tried her 2hr segment once and it was ok, I would recommend the 1hr segment because it's basically the same, with more time in each section and a little bit more time massaging the front. She starts off with your upper shoulder, down the sides of your back, back down from the upper tip of your neck (your skull base) along the spine, and (for me at least) extra time in the lower back because my ass is a bit larger than it should be (not huge... but bigger damn it) and then down along your legs (occasional touching of the balls). She finishes off usually with an arm to finger massage (I actually like that the most for some reason) and a scalp massage, with flip to do a temple/head massage (I think I know how cats and dogs feel like when they're petted, damn relaxing isn't it?). All the while she is doing that, you can chat with her all you want as she is quite talkative. She's embarrassed with her English but I would rate it as maybe 7-8/10 because she has a slight accent and misses a few words sometimes.

After all that, she asks you if you'd like to elevate your head, prepares a tissue for the little blaster, and begins. If your blaster is low on juice or not, she does a little massage around the base to relax the muscles. Once the batteries are up and full, she starts her HJ. She does a variety of hand shapes, from the fist to the two handed prayer slide (love that the most). Some customers have had little accidents before with the blaster misfiring up and over her and actually back onto the shooter's mouth (lol funny story, you should hear it from her). So she asks for some warning so she can prepare.

She is accommodating towards any requests you may have, but no touching and no nakedness (though the first time I met her, she was wearing this great black tight V shirt that showed almost all her breasts). Great massage, great HJ (not mechanical but not sensual).

This is my first review, long time lurker and I wanted to share my best find on eforum.xxx. Tried pooning once or twice but never that great so I try to stick with great massages that relax me and HJs that satisfy me for a great value. Would poon some if I could find great attitudes with great $$ value.

Peace out poonerinos

 

[Sweetlollipop]

Thanks. Nice detailed review.

 

[houseboy]

Excellent review, and in full accord with all of my experiences with Kathy.

One interesting addition...
In her bathroom is a tasteful picture of a semi-nude young Asian woman.

I keep meaning to ask her about it, but so far have never found out whether it's her, or her daughter, or just a pretty picture.

 

[Niofania F]

Warning for those who need to be discrete; her website opens with music.

 

[rayb1214]

I think everyone should have a great long real massage like this at some point in their life. You just need to lay back, relax and truly let it all be about you.

 

[Da laiker]

it's a pic of hk celebrity

 

[usc]

I asked for it, and I do not think she would have offered.

On the phone I simply asked to book a one-hour massage, but when I was there in person I said that what I wanted was a one-hour massage with hand release for 65, if that would be OK, and she said yes.

And thank you, sl604, for solving the picture mystery.

 

[Amii...x]

For what its worth I confirm all positive with Kathy.... She is a wonderful person..... looks better than her pix, and speaks excellent English... As well she is quite intelligent and if you are a mature guy, she would be someone you would want to date and be proud to be seen with.....

We made a pretty decent connection as both of us have lost our spouse.... The massage was first-rate, and the ending, at worst, was satisfying if not mind-exploding....

For the hybrid sps [theraputic/erotic] she suffers from my selfish perspective from no interactivity..... Raine and Sarah[Richmond], the recently retired Sally, and the more expensive Nelly, provide at least as good massage but provided and encouraged far more interactivity... That stated, if you are ok with Kathy's limitations, she is very much worth a visit if not repeat visits......

 

[Tyler M]

Thanks for the review.

I did recall seeing the old review by old fart but I gave it a pass when i first read it.

I will try and report later after i try.

 

[Sour Gummy worms is back!]

I agree with Ghostwalker (as I usually do) that Kathy indeed is better looking in person than her website photos would suggest.

One further point that I don't think anyone has emphasized previously -- Kathy is very well qualified as a serious, therapeutic massage practitioner. I recently complained about a specific tendonitis problem, and she addressed it as professionally as an RMT or Doctor of Chiropractic would have done.

And finally, when comparing her with the likes of Raine, Sarah, Sally, Melody or Nellie, don't forget Kathy's rate is lower -- only $45 for a one-hour massage or $65 with hand release.

 

[~ Dan ~]

I was thinking to pay her a visit now and just found out from her website that her hrs are 9am-9pm, Mon to SAT.....

I guess i will have to wait...

 

[fahima f]

She looks like somebody's mom

 

[sweet like salsa]

In other words ... MILF.

 

[antivirus]

not for me that's for sure!

 

[BiPolarBear]

Kathy's massages are fantastic but a few times I brought up the subject if she offered any extras and she said no. She did say she did offer prostate massage and I asked her to elaborate. It's massaging just below the balls, but no penetration.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I had the chance to visit Cathy today.

The massage was quite good and i really enjoyed it.

Personally, she puts on the right amount of pressure. Not too hard and not too soft.

I did ask for $20 dollar HJ. And she thanked me for that.
She is extremely friendly and talkative. During the 1 hr session, I talk to her in Mandarin and found she is from northern part of china.

Repeat? Yes. Just because of her massage is really relaxing and her technique on HJ is somewhat unique to me.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Maybe she does HJs for asian speaking dudes only?

 

[Intern Jessica]

Not really....Maybe just the way i phrase it..

I didn't ask " Do u offer extra?"

I said: "So, is it for .2, u do hj?"

Then she said yes.

 

[ironman12345]

Women...they love to fuck with our heads.

 

[Gadfly]

So, if I've got this right,I say"So,is it for.3 u do greek?"