Jun-Jun2 - Gone legit or downhill, either way it sucked

[LennyG]

Well the massage Gods must be angry with me for some hitherto unexplained reason for this this the second time in a row I've had a botched appointment at lexa studio trying to see Katie again. The last time I tried 2 weeks ago she bailed early and canceled the rest of her day due to family trouble. This time I booked an appointment in advance yesterday for 10am and even went so far as to leave a contact number so that should she mysteriously cancel again they could at least call me and not waste my time going there (I don't have a car so it takes 40 minutes by public transit)

I arrive promptly for my appointment, waving hello to Erica who's answering the door as usual, but anther masseuse is the greet me and sadly informs me that Katie is sick and canceled today. I promptly ask "Why didn't anyone call me? I left a number explicitly for that reason!" to which she replies "sorry but we don't even have the schedule sheet of the appointments so we had no way of knowing what she had booked". Now correct me if I'm wrong, but how on earth do they manage to differentiate between appointments and walk-ins if the don't carry the most critical piece of information that they have - the schedule?

Well i won't waste anymore ranting space over it since I don't need that bad chi keeping me down, so I packed up and headed off to I&P massage to see if they had anyone different working today, but once again I must be cursed becaus ethe only attendant there was Michelle who I already reviewed and she was booked anyway. Not to be deterred, I decided to hike my ass downtown after reading the cheap rub & tug thread that mentioned Jun-Jun as being a great Oriental massage place for the price. I called from the subway, Jun-Jun 1 wasn't open yet (or maybe wasn't opening that day, their English is difficult to understand), but Jun-Jun2 was on College.

The place is decent, seems clean, and the hostess was a middle aged Asian woman that was very friendly and excited over my patronage, but her english is barely passable as well and I doubt exactly how much she understands when I spoke to her. The options are 45 min for $45 or 60 minutes for $55, not having seen the masseuse yet I opted for the $45 since i didn't want to spend a fortune anyway. My masseuse turned out to be a chubby 40 year old Asian woman, whom while friendly, couldn't possibly attract me in the least since I'm 26 and in good shape, at which point I began to wonder whether this may just be a legitimate massage clinic now after all...

The massage, as per the thread's description, was proficient and hard; a welcome change from the light back rub provided by most rub & tug joints. In fact the thoroughness of the woman's technique was impressive, and the head massage was probably the high point of the session (the real head for those trying to read between lines that aren't there... LOL) When I turned over I put the towel over myself since I didn't want such a chubby woman touching my goods, but the offer was made so i suppose this still is a full massage parlour, but man oh man do your standards have to be low to go for it under those circumstances. Therefore Jun-Jun2 holds the record for being the only establishment I've been to where when offered to have my goods massaged, I have declined (I have to be able to live with myself afterwards, and the whole point of my hobbying is so that I can look back one day and smile remembering all the hot chicks I got to play with my Willy... This would have been a repressed nightmare... LOL)

Raven's final rating:
Facilities: 3/5 (I didn't inspect enough of the place to see if there were showers, and the rooms are rather basic)
Cleanliness: 4/5 (the room seemed in good repair and order, I would actually walk barefoot in there)
Attendants Looks: 0/5 (Even though I've got the Yellow Fever, a fat old woman is just that - a fat old woman... ugh)
Massage: 4.5/5 (Could have used a little more oil to avoid the friction burns, but good hard massage and the pressure points properly worked, plus she had an amazing light grazing move that sent shivers down your skin)
Finish: N/A - I didn't partake (see Looks rating above to understand why)

Repeat?: Yes only for legitimate massage, never for completion.

Well that was certainly an outing I chalk up to TOFTT, I hope you guys appreciate the review and if anyone has had RECENT experiences with cute girls there to contradict me, by all means post them because I would like to know where the hot young oriental girls have gone...

Raven out

 

[smilenow]

Thanks, appreciate your review very much, Raven. I believe you should get a TOFTT award, after the disappointments you endured.

 

[Sid Vicious]

Y'mean a massageplanet.net non-prize for TOFTT...

 

[condosgirl]

Thanks for the kind words boys, but I managed to turn the day around after all...

Check this review out

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=99661

WARNING - This post is LONG, make sure you have 10 minutes free to get through it all

 

[Marysa]

If you've read enough reviews of the place, you should know well that it's a good place for the rub only, and most of the attendants there are middle-aged and no eye candy.

 

[i_been_jammin]

Wow such a friendly reception here on massageplanet.net...

In reply to 2cent, I did do a search, and heard about Jun-Jun from this thread: http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53958&highlight=Jun-Jun

But after reading 9 pages it's quite possible some of the information contained within bled together, and I may have well mixed up Green Health Spa with Jun-Jun (though it does mention a release)

Thanks again for the warm welcome though, I feel SOOO pleased to be a member of this board with even more condescending people than I had to deal with on MERB. By the way I may have only 11 posts on this board, but I am not new to the hobby, nor the vBulletin system (I have nearly 200 posts on MERB with the same handle), I'm just new to this God-forsaken, ridiculously over-priced city. Personally I wish I didn't have to move away from Montreal for work reasons.

Anyways I won't waste any more time venting, to each his own opinion, just try to be a little more respectful when you post it thanks, and I'll do the same.

Raven out

 

[rose_32008]

Sorry, Erica did not work with Katie that day at Lexa. Save for this week, she has not worked there in months.

 

[320x200]

I cannot find any ads....where on College is JUN JUN?

Thanks