Review Jordan @ Pickering Angels

[karlcox]

Found myself out in the east end last week with some time to kill. Decided to hit up pickering angels to see Jordan. Her pics caught my eye last year. Very few reviews online, but all of them are positive, though lacking much detail.

When she first walked in the room, my first though was “Fuck.. should I walk out?”. I didn’t, but I should have. Reviews all say she is hot. for those that are curious, she definitely is not. dont get me wrong, her face is fine. Not stunningly beautiful or anything, but acceptable. That’s the end of the positives On her appearance. I’ve only been to PA a couple of times and had sessions with (or seen in tHe halls) 3 girls. Aria, Paris and Kimora. I know PA has a rep for having older girls, but Aria and Paris are in their 20’s and HOT. Was hoping based on the pics And limited reviews that Jordan would at least be hot.

she Is definitely in her 30’s. I would peg her age to be mid 30’s at least. Her body is not good. you Can tell that she doesn’t take care of herself. No gym And poor diet. She has a fatty midsection, fat thighs and a flat wide and jiggly ass. The sort of body you would expect on a mid 40’s soccer mom. Her tits were also not good. She used to have implants but had them removed recently. She had a lift done and there is heavy and fresh scaring. Very unappealing.

Her personality was nice enough, but she certainly didn’t make the massage feel erotic in any way, not that I would have wanted it given how turned off I was by her boxy. I will say that she does know how to give a good handjob.

Really Nothing else to say. I should have walked out. I regret it. I didn’t want to come off as being a jerk, but I think from now on I need to give priority to my wallet Lol

 

[DurhamDuffer]

Thanks for the review. PA was my first spa experience but stopped going over 4 years ago after discovering Premier. Just never excited about going back to PA.

 

[Rayvw]

Found myself out in the east end last week with some time to kill. Decided to hit up pickering angels to see Jordan. Her pics caught my eye last year. Very few reviews online, but all of them are positive, though lacking much detail.

When she first walked in the room, my first though was “Fuck.. should I walk out?”. I didn’t, but I should have. Reviews all say she is hot. for those that are curious, she definitely is not. dont get me wrong, her face is fine. Not stunningly beautiful or anything, but acceptable. That’s the end of the positives On her appearance. I’ve only been to PA a couple of times and had sessions with (or seen in tHe halls) 3 girls. Aria, Paris and Kimora. I know PA has a rep for having older girls, but Aria and Paris are in their 20’s and HOT. Was hoping based on the pics And limited reviews that Jordan would at least be hot.

she Is definitely in her 30’s. I would peg her age to be mid 30’s at least. Her body is not good. you Can tell that she doesn’t take care of herself. No gym And poor diet. She has a fatty midsection, fat thighs and a flat wide and jiggly ass. The sort of body you would expect on a mid 40’s soccer mom. Her tits were also not good. She used to have implants but had them removed recently. She had a lift done and there is heavy and fresh scaring. Very unappealing.

Her personality was nice enough, but she certainly didn’t make the massage feel erotic in any way, not that I would have wanted it given how turned off I was by her boxy. I will say that she does know how to give a good handjob.

Really Nothing else to say. I should have walked out. I regret it. I didn’t want to come off as being a jerk, but I think from now on I need to give priority to my wallet Lol

I had the same experience too. Except that she talked my ear off about stupid, mudane shit that you hear from practically any old granny lol.
Not the best experience and basically turn me off from the spa.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Found myself out in the east end last week with some time to kill. Decided to hit up pickering angels to see Jordan. Her pics caught my eye last year. Very few reviews online, but all of them are positive, though lacking much detail.

When she first walked in the room, my first though was “Fuck.. should I walk out?”. I didn’t, but I should have. Reviews all say she is hot. for those that are curious, she definitely is not. dont get me wrong, her face is fine. Not stunningly beautiful or anything, but acceptable. That’s the end of the positives On her appearance. I’ve only been to PA a couple of times and had sessions with (or seen in tHe halls) 3 girls. Aria, Paris and Kimora. I know PA has a rep for having older girls, but Aria and Paris are in their 20’s and HOT. Was hoping based on the pics And limited reviews that Jordan would at least be hot.

she Is definitely in her 30’s. I would peg her age to be mid 30’s at least. Her body is not good. you Can tell that she doesn’t take care of herself. No gym And poor diet. She has a fatty midsection, fat thighs and a flat wide and jiggly ass. The sort of body you would expect on a mid 40’s soccer mom. Her tits were also not good. She used to have implants but had them removed recently. She had a lift done and there is heavy and fresh scaring. Very unappealing.

Her personality was nice enough, but she certainly didn’t make the massage feel erotic in any way, not that I would have wanted it given how turned off I was by her boxy. I will say that she does know how to give a good handjob.

Really Nothing else to say. I should have walked out. I regret it. I didn’t want to come off as being a jerk, but I think from now on I need to give priority to my wallet Lol

Sorry to hear this. It just shows how big of a difference there is between girls within the same spa.

Thanks for the review. I don't think I've ever seen her in the lobby, but I was going to take the plunge and see her one of these days. It makes sense to ask to meet the girl before actually going in. I believe Pickering Angels still allow you to meet them first.

 

[pussyforlunch]

Never been to pickering angels. Is it nice inside?

 

[Themexi]

If i want a pg13 experience I'll watch a dull movie.

The rules at PA are ridiculous.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Never been to pickering angels. Is it nice inside?

It's definitely one of the nicer spas in the GTA. I think Pure and Perla are the only spas that can top it.

 

[DDank]

Identical session to OPs and I too find that her body is no where close to the pictures on the website. I’ve seen Aria, Gia and Anna there as of recent and great sessions with pics matching the body.
I struggled as well to get off as I was blown away how unhealthy she looked. Live and you learn.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Would the current Jordan at Pickering Angels be the same Jordan all along since 2011?

 

[bolt.upright.bodine]

Would the current Jordan at Pickering Angels be the same Jordan all along since 2011?

I think so.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

Would the current Jordan at Pickering Angels be the same Jordan all along since 2011?

Jordan used to be Daniella at Allure until around 4 years ago, so unless she was working at both places, I don't think it's her.

 

[Kawailuvr]

Daniella is a Colombian , fake tits and ass ,
Not bad looking but major DUD in the room !
she used to be there a couple years back and she was pretty popular if I remember cause she has the big fake ass and not every women in the biz had work done lol
Nothing special imho and again its allure so it’s heavy petting at best and a complete waste of fucking money

 

[Kawailuvr]

Found myself out in the east end last week with some time to kill. Decided to hit up pickering angels to see Jordan. Her pics caught my eye last year. Very few reviews online, but all of them are positive, though lacking much detail.

When she first walked in the room, my first though was “Fuck.. should I walk out?”. I didn’t, but I should have. Reviews all say she is hot. for those that are curious, she definitely is not. dont get me wrong, her face is fine. Not stunningly beautiful or anything, but acceptable. That’s the end of the positives On her appearance. I’ve only been to PA a couple of times and had sessions with (or seen in tHe halls) 3 girls. Aria, Paris and Kimora. I know PA has a rep for having older girls, but Aria and Paris are in their 20’s and HOT. Was hoping based on the pics And limited reviews that Jordan would at least be hot.

she Is definitely in her 30’s. I would peg her age to be mid 30’s at least. Her body is not good. you Can tell that she doesn’t take care of herself. No gym And poor diet. She has a fatty midsection, fat thighs and a flat wide and jiggly ass. The sort of body you would expect on a mid 40’s soccer mom. Her tits were also not good. She used to have implants but had them removed recently. She had a lift done and there is heavy and fresh scaring. Very unappealing.

Her personality was nice enough, but she certainly didn’t make the massage feel erotic in any way, not that I would have wanted it given how turned off I was by her boxy. I will say that she does know how to give a good handjob.

Really Nothing else to say. I should have walked out. I regret it. I didn’t want to come off as being a jerk, but I think from now on I need to give priority to my wallet Lol

Yikes
You should have just walked man !! That would have blown their minds . Imagine just going to the desk and saying who the fuck is that and where is the bitch in the photos lol
I would die laughing if I saw something like that . I looked at her pics just for a giggle and they portray her as quite the bombshell