Review Jessica @ ORCHID SPA. *AVOID THIS SPA AT ALL COSTS*

[bbstew]

to start, i'm a long time lurker, active hobbier since the beginning of the year, and normally the spectator/ghost of all things group chats/forums/discussions. i think i speak for majority of men when i say i enjoy the thrill + mystery of new experiences, getting the best bang for my buck (if youre young like me and don't have unlimited cash laying around to be spent on instant gratification like some of the older men here), and simply just fulfilling some type of temporary fetish that youre going through at the moment. i'm not the type to post threads or contribute to forums bc that's who i am as a person .. but if you are like me, then i hope this story saves you a lot of money. its taken me a couple months of convincing myself to do this but today i'm here to share the absolute biggest L i've ever taken since starting this hobby.

let me simply state that this is completely unbiased. i've visited nearly every spa in scarborough and markham. i don't shill, i dont promote, and i don't deliberate trash talk spas or mpas. i sat on my feelings, absorbed this fat L, and i'm ready to move on. no hate to the spa or the workers, i'm just trying to save some young men their hard earned cash and to get what they pay for, elsewhere.

the header states jessica but i've been to this spa 3 times total. all different girls, different experiences, but the same result/outcome/verdict. oh and to whoever is writing the descriptions for their ads, good job brotha you got me LOL. "chinese & russian". she's full chinese, pale as a russian (but def not russian lmao), gotta be mid 50s, heavy accent, saggy ass, big tits you say? they might be above average sized but unless you wanna be feeling cystic acne all over them watermelons, stay tf away. i'm a meathead so maybe my standards for a 'model body' is distorted but model body you say? far from a model body, same goes for the other 2.

The experience: i can't lie, the whole situation is living in my head rent-free, so heres the interaction in detail. she showed up at the door, acted all nice and smiley eyed with her cleavage out (this is how they reel you in). i could immediately tell she wasn't half russian. intuitively, this is when i trust my gut feeling and get out. but being me, i love to be proven wrong. i'm a man of second chances and i don't let one or two bad experiences completely sway my perception of a person or a whole spa. l find a lot of enjoyment in trying to see if i could be wrong, it's a thrill in and of itself and i'm sure some of you can empathize. she rushed and pressured me to collect the $40 room fee and i'll tell you why this is a huge red flag in a bit. she disappeared for 10 minutes, came back, and we negotiated the extras. believe me when i say that all the old hags at this spa are OVERPRICING THEIR SERVICES. i can't sugarcoat it, it's comedy the way these -- wait let me backtrack a bit. she greeted me at the door with a mask, immediately asked for the room fee, took the money, came into the room after what felt like an eternity, then took off her mask. absolute catfish, far from a model, straight butterface LMAO. at that point i was hesitant. but after the negotiations for extras, i knew i had to get tf out because every hag at this spa is over charging for fs, and trying to charge the regular fs price for a nude hj. i said i changed my mind and wanted my room fee back and to get out. (this is when they say gotcha btch) she started yelling at me and saying she cannot refund the room fee and made like 4 different excuses. fine, keep the room fee, all i want is a massage then. she proceeded to yelling at me even harder and saying she cannot do only the massage LOL because the room fee does not go to her and she will not make any money from it. at this point, i'm extremely turned off, mentally drained, and wanting to leave asap so i gave into her final asking price of $100. we agreed on massage, topless, and a hj. it took probably 20 minutes to get to this point (including the part where she disappeared for 10 minutes). she started the session going straight into the hj so i'm like oh this is new. hj and then a massage after? interesting. i decided not to edge for this session because i thought i was in for a treat so i released within 30 seconds. oh and she let me feel her cystic-c-cups for a long 10 seconds! before i know it, she goes ok done and gets dressed. i'm like what? what about the massage? she says we agreed on just a topless and hj LOL. just so we're clear, i made sure to do my due diligence by clearly outlining massage, hj, topless and double checking to make sure. and i still got finessed. that's crazy.

now you're probably thinking, why did you keep returning to this spa after 2 bad experiences and feeling robbed both times? fuck if i know but i'm glad it happened because it made me realize i'll get more enjoyment out of the hub at home with my hand if i want a new and quick fix.

Based on the ads and descriptions for ORCHID SPA (Review for Jessica but can be applied to all of them at Orchid)
Pics: 100% Fake
Face: Butter
Bod: Not model
Service: -10/10
Tits: cystic-c-cups
Age: mid 50s
Finesse: Gotcha bitch

In your 20s? avoid this spa at all costs unless youre tryna touch someone who looks just like your middle aged mom. keep your standards high and spend your money at literally any other spa in the area.

If they decide to change up the names and descriptions, just know she has blonde hair, pale skin, about 5'6-5'8, full chinese and definitely not half russian as stated.

We need more honest and unbiased negative reviews without being berrated by veterans or promoters on this forum, just my two cents. Hope this review saves some of yall money. Please don't hesitate to share some horror stories in the comments or make your own thread to save some asses.

As for me, i'm done with the hobby. It was fun while it lasted. This one is for the boys ; ) stay safe and a reminder: don't spend all your money on this hobby. i would hate for some of you to go down the dark path of getting addicted to this. cheers

 

[DareDevil]

to start, i'm a long time lurker, active hobbier since the beginning of the year, and normally the spectator/ghost of all things group chats/forums/discussions. i think i speak for majority of men when i say i enjoy the thrill + mystery of new experiences, getting the best bang for my buck (if youre young like me and don't have unlimited cash laying around to be spent on instant gratification like some of the older men here), and simply just fulfilling some type of temporary fetish that youre going through at the moment. i'm not the type to post threads or contribute to forums bc that's who i am as a person .. but if you are like me, then i hope this story saves you a lot of money. its taken me a couple months of convincing myself to do this but today i'm here to share the absolute biggest L i've ever taken since starting this hobby.

let me simply state that this is completely unbiased. i've visited nearly every spa in scarborough and markham. i don't shill, i dont promote, and i don't deliberate trash talk spas or mpas. i sat on my feelings, absorbed this fat L, and i'm ready to move on. no hate to the spa or the workers, i'm just trying to save some young men their hard earned cash and to get what they pay for, elsewhere.

the header states jessica but i've been to this spa 3 times total. all different girls, different experiences, but the same result/outcome/verdict. oh and to whoever is writing the descriptions for their ads, good job brotha you got me LOL. "chinese & russian". she's full chinese, pale as a russian (but def not russian lmao), gotta be mid 50s, heavy accent, saggy ass, big tits you say? they might be above average sized but unless you wanna be feeling cystic acne all over them watermelons, stay tf away. i'm a meathead so maybe my standards for a 'model body' is distorted but model body you say? far from a model body, same goes for the other 2.

The experience: i can't lie, the whole situation is living in my head rent-free, so heres the interaction in detail. she showed up at the door, acted all nice and smiley eyed with her cleavage out (this is how they reel you in). i could immediately tell she wasn't half russian. intuitively, this is when i trust my gut feeling and get out. but being me, i love to be proven wrong. i'm a man of second chances and i don't let one or two bad experiences completely sway my perception of a person or a whole spa. l find a lot of enjoyment in trying to see if i could be wrong, it's a thrill in and of itself and i'm sure some of you can empathize. she rushed and pressured me to collect the $40 room fee and i'll tell you why this is a huge red flag in a bit. she disappeared for 10 minutes, came back, and we negotiated the extras. believe me when i say that all the old hags at this spa are OVERPRICING THEIR SERVICES. i can't sugarcoat it, it's comedy the way these -- wait let me backtrack a bit. she greeted me at the door with a mask, immediately asked for the room fee, took the money, came into the room after what felt like an eternity, then took off her mask. absolute catfish, far from a model, straight butterface LMAO. at that point i was hesitant. but after the negotiations for extras, i knew i had to get tf out because every hag at this spa is over charging for fs, and trying to charge the regular fs price for a nude hj. i said i changed my mind and wanted my room fee back and to get out. (this is when they say gotcha btch) she started yelling at me and saying she cannot refund the room fee and made like 4 different excuses. fine, keep the room fee, all i want is a massage then. she proceeded to yelling at me even harder and saying she cannot do only the massage LOL because the room fee does not go to her and she will not make any money from it. at this point, i'm extremely turned off, mentally drained, and wanting to leave asap so i gave into her final asking price of $100. we agreed on massage, topless, and a hj. it took probably 20 minutes to get to this point (including the part where she disappeared for 10 minutes). she started the session going straight into the hj so i'm like oh this is new. hj and then a massage after? interesting. i decided not to edge for this session because i thought i was in for a treat so i released within 30 seconds. oh and she let me feel her cystic-c-cups for a long 10 seconds! before i know it, she goes ok done and gets dressed. i'm like what? what about the massage? she says we agreed on just a topless and hj LOL. just so we're clear, i made sure to do my due diligence by clearly outlining massage, hj, topless and double checking to make sure. and i still got finessed. that's crazy.

now you're probably thinking, why did you keep returning to this spa after 2 bad experiences and feeling robbed both times? fuck if i know but i'm glad it happened because it made me realize i'll get more enjoyment out of the hub at home with my hand if i want a new and quick fix.

Based on the ads and descriptions for ORCHID SPA (Review for Jessica but can be applied to all of them at Orchid)
Pics: 100% Fake
Face: Butter
Bod: Not model
Service: -10/10
Tits: cystic-c-cups
Age: mid 50s
Finesse: Gotcha bitch

In your 20s? avoid this spa at all costs unless youre tryna touch someone who looks just like your middle aged mom. keep your standards high and spend your money at literally any other spa in the area.

If they decide to change up the names and descriptions, just know she has blonde hair, pale skin, about 5'6-5'8, full chinese and definitely not half russian as stated.

We need more honest and unbiased negative reviews without being berrated by veterans or promoters on this forum, just my two cents. Hope this review saves some of yall money. Please don't hesitate to share some horror stories in the comments or make your own thread to save some asses.

As for me, i'm done with the hobby. It was fun while it lasted. This one is for the boys ; ) stay safe and a reminder: don't spend all your money on this hobby. i would hate for some of you to go down the dark path of getting addicted to this. cheers

Brother, sorry to hear this. Definitely got the short end of the stick. If you ever go back try Victoria or JJ. Sometimes you are gambling not knowing the girls or spa or have done any research. I usually talk to them right at the start on everything all in service/room free. If they ask for $150 hh or more I'm out if there especially if they are 50 years old. Lol Here are a few FS spas you can try See You Health and Holiday Spa. The girls are pretty young and hot. For $140 hh you can get FS all in. I usually tip them a little extra after if they are really good. Best bang for your buck young man. Try to take advantage of the reviews here. Good luck on your adventure my friend.

 

[superdick]

to start, i'm a long time lurker, active hobbier since the beginning of the year, and normally the spectator/ghost of all things group chats/forums/discussions. i think i speak for majority of men when i say i enjoy the thrill + mystery of new experiences, getting the best bang for my buck (if youre young like me and don't have unlimited cash laying around to be spent on instant gratification like some of the older men here), and simply just fulfilling some type of temporary fetish that youre going through at the moment. i'm not the type to post threads or contribute to forums bc that's who i am as a person .. but if you are like me, then i hope this story saves you a lot of money. its taken me a couple months of convincing myself to do this but today i'm here to share the absolute biggest L i've ever taken since starting this hobby.

let me simply state that this is completely unbiased. i've visited nearly every spa in scarborough and markham. i don't shill, i dont promote, and i don't deliberate trash talk spas or mpas. i sat on my feelings, absorbed this fat L, and i'm ready to move on. no hate to the spa or the workers, i'm just trying to save some young men their hard earned cash and to get what they pay for, elsewhere.

the header states jessica but i've been to this spa 3 times total. all different girls, different experiences, but the same result/outcome/verdict. oh and to whoever is writing the descriptions for their ads, good job brotha you got me LOL. "chinese & russian". she's full chinese, pale as a russian (but def not russian lmao), gotta be mid 50s, heavy accent, saggy ass, big tits you say? they might be above average sized but unless you wanna be feeling cystic acne all over them watermelons, stay tf away. i'm a meathead so maybe my standards for a 'model body' is distorted but model body you say? far from a model body, same goes for the other 2.

The experience: i can't lie, the whole situation is living in my head rent-free, so heres the interaction in detail. she showed up at the door, acted all nice and smiley eyed with her cleavage out (this is how they reel you in). i could immediately tell she wasn't half russian. intuitively, this is when i trust my gut feeling and get out. but being me, i love to be proven wrong. i'm a man of second chances and i don't let one or two bad experiences completely sway my perception of a person or a whole spa. l find a lot of enjoyment in trying to see if i could be wrong, it's a thrill in and of itself and i'm sure some of you can empathize. she rushed and pressured me to collect the $40 room fee and i'll tell you why this is a huge red flag in a bit. she disappeared for 10 minutes, came back, and we negotiated the extras. believe me when i say that all the old hags at this spa are OVERPRICING THEIR SERVICES. i can't sugarcoat it, it's comedy the way these -- wait let me backtrack a bit. she greeted me at the door with a mask, immediately asked for the room fee, took the money, came into the room after what felt like an eternity, then took off her mask. absolute catfish, far from a model, straight butterface LMAO. at that point i was hesitant. but after the negotiations for extras, i knew i had to get tf out because every hag at this spa is over charging for fs, and trying to charge the regular fs price for a nude hj. i said i changed my mind and wanted my room fee back and to get out. (this is when they say gotcha btch) she started yelling at me and saying she cannot refund the room fee and made like 4 different excuses. fine, keep the room fee, all i want is a massage then. she proceeded to yelling at me even harder and saying she cannot do only the massage LOL because the room fee does not go to her and she will not make any money from it. at this point, i'm extremely turned off, mentally drained, and wanting to leave asap so i gave into her final asking price of $100. we agreed on massage, topless, and a hj. it took probably 20 minutes to get to this point (including the part where she disappeared for 10 minutes). she started the session going straight into the hj so i'm like oh this is new. hj and then a massage after? interesting. i decided not to edge for this session because i thought i was in for a treat so i released within 30 seconds. oh and she let me feel her cystic-c-cups for a long 10 seconds! before i know it, she goes ok done and gets dressed. i'm like what? what about the massage? she says we agreed on just a topless and hj LOL. just so we're clear, i made sure to do my due diligence by clearly outlining massage, hj, topless and double checking to make sure. and i still got finessed. that's crazy.

now you're probably thinking, why did you keep returning to this spa after 2 bad experiences and feeling robbed both times? fuck if i know but i'm glad it happened because it made me realize i'll get more enjoyment out of the hub at home with my hand if i want a new and quick fix.

Based on the ads and descriptions for ORCHID SPA (Review for Jessica but can be applied to all of them at Orchid)
Pics: 100% Fake
Face: Butter
Bod: Not model
Service: -10/10
Tits: cystic-c-cups
Age: mid 50s
Finesse: Gotcha bitch

In your 20s? avoid this spa at all costs unless youre tryna touch someone who looks just like your middle aged mom. keep your standards high and spend your money at literally any other spa in the area.

If they decide to change up the names and descriptions, just know she has blonde hair, pale skin, about 5'6-5'8, full chinese and definitely not half russian as stated.

We need more honest and unbiased negative reviews without being berrated by veterans or promoters on this forum, just my two cents. Hope this review saves some of yall money. Please don't hesitate to share some horror stories in the comments or make your own thread to save some asses.

As for me, i'm done with the hobby. It was fun while it lasted. This one is for the boys ; ) stay safe and a reminder: don't spend all your money on this hobby. i would hate for some of you to go down the dark path of getting addicted to this. cheers

....I know you must have mistyped the service as 10/10. Probably meant 1/10 Lol.

Hopefully some of your experiences at the spas (Scarborough and Markham ) was good.
I think all of us true hobbyist (or addicts in some cases) have had similar experiences. Part of the learning curve.
I am too far down that path(dark or otherwise) to have regrets but I do appreciate seeing posts that has the right dose of honesty and self reflection.
Hopefully it will start an internal dialogue with some on the fence hobbyist /newbies that will help them save some money one way or another.

I have met some nice ladies who provide valued service with a personable attitude but there are some that are better suited for the back of a supermarket.
Many are either long long past their prime or have not adjusted their services to meet the reality of market.
Some resort to tricks (no pun intended) intended to relieve you of your money. My "bad" ...they all try to relieve you of your money....its the name of the game.

Bottom line is ......its a service industry that caters to hobbyist of all ilks and needs. From a basic massage with hand job (how I got started ) to the thrill of getting pussy, head, all the above.

This forum is made up of hobbyist (like you) but is dominated by promoters, advertisers, shills, pimps, etc. They are definitely important and can help save the hobbyist money....

Good luck staying "out of the hub at home" wanking off.

 

[kittyhound69]

An unbiased review wow. Good for you. Before you go , you should write some more , would be very interesting reading. Thx

 

[dj420i]

to start, i'm a long time lurker, active hobbier since the beginning of the year, and normally the spectator/ghost of all things group chats/forums/discussions. i think i speak for majority of men when i say i enjoy the thrill + mystery of new experiences, getting the best bang for my buck (if youre young like me and don't have unlimited cash laying around to be spent on instant gratification like some of the older men here), and simply just fulfilling some type of temporary fetish that youre going through at the moment. i'm not the type to post threads or contribute to forums bc that's who i am as a person .. but if you are like me, then i hope this story saves you a lot of money. its taken me a couple months of convincing myself to do this but today i'm here to share the absolute biggest L i've ever taken since starting this hobby.

let me simply state that this is completely unbiased. i've visited nearly every spa in scarborough and markham. i don't shill, i dont promote, and i don't deliberate trash talk spas or mpas. i sat on my feelings, absorbed this fat L, and i'm ready to move on. no hate to the spa or the workers, i'm just trying to save some young men their hard earned cash and to get what they pay for, elsewhere.

the header states jessica but i've been to this spa 3 times total. all different girls, different experiences, but the same result/outcome/verdict. oh and to whoever is writing the descriptions for their ads, good job brotha you got me LOL. "chinese & russian". she's full chinese, pale as a russian (but def not russian lmao), gotta be mid 50s, heavy accent, saggy ass, big tits you say? they might be above average sized but unless you wanna be feeling cystic acne all over them watermelons, stay tf away. i'm a meathead so maybe my standards for a 'model body' is distorted but model body you say? far from a model body, same goes for the other 2.

The experience: i can't lie, the whole situation is living in my head rent-free, so heres the interaction in detail. she showed up at the door, acted all nice and smiley eyed with her cleavage out (this is how they reel you in). i could immediately tell she wasn't half russian. intuitively, this is when i trust my gut feeling and get out. but being me, i love to be proven wrong. i'm a man of second chances and i don't let one or two bad experiences completely sway my perception of a person or a whole spa. l find a lot of enjoyment in trying to see if i could be wrong, it's a thrill in and of itself and i'm sure some of you can empathize. she rushed and pressured me to collect the $40 room fee and i'll tell you why this is a huge red flag in a bit. she disappeared for 10 minutes, came back, and we negotiated the extras. believe me when i say that all the old hags at this spa are OVERPRICING THEIR SERVICES. i can't sugarcoat it, it's comedy the way these -- wait let me backtrack a bit. she greeted me at the door with a mask, immediately asked for the room fee, took the money, came into the room after what felt like an eternity, then took off her mask. absolute catfish, far from a model, straight butterface LMAO. at that point i was hesitant. but after the negotiations for extras, i knew i had to get tf out because every hag at this spa is over charging for fs, and trying to charge the regular fs price for a nude hj. i said i changed my mind and wanted my room fee back and to get out. (this is when they say gotcha btch) she started yelling at me and saying she cannot refund the room fee and made like 4 different excuses. fine, keep the room fee, all i want is a massage then. she proceeded to yelling at me even harder and saying she cannot do only the massage LOL because the room fee does not go to her and she will not make any money from it. at this point, i'm extremely turned off, mentally drained, and wanting to leave asap so i gave into her final asking price of $100. we agreed on massage, topless, and a hj. it took probably 20 minutes to get to this point (including the part where she disappeared for 10 minutes). she started the session going straight into the hj so i'm like oh this is new. hj and then a massage after? interesting. i decided not to edge for this session because i thought i was in for a treat so i released within 30 seconds. oh and she let me feel her cystic-c-cups for a long 10 seconds! before i know it, she goes ok done and gets dressed. i'm like what? what about the massage? she says we agreed on just a topless and hj LOL. just so we're clear, i made sure to do my due diligence by clearly outlining massage, hj, topless and double checking to make sure. and i still got finessed. that's crazy.

now you're probably thinking, why did you keep returning to this spa after 2 bad experiences and feeling robbed both times? fuck if i know but i'm glad it happened because it made me realize i'll get more enjoyment out of the hub at home with my hand if i want a new and quick fix.

Based on the ads and descriptions for ORCHID SPA (Review for Jessica but can be applied to all of them at Orchid)
Pics: 100% Fake
Face: Butter
Bod: Not model
Service: -10/10
Tits: cystic-c-cups
Age: mid 50s
Finesse: Gotcha bitch

In your 20s? avoid this spa at all costs unless youre tryna touch someone who looks just like your middle aged mom. keep your standards high and spend your money at literally any other spa in the area.

If they decide to change up the names and descriptions, just know she has blonde hair, pale skin, about 5'6-5'8, full chinese and definitely not half russian as stated.

We need more honest and unbiased negative reviews without being berrated by veterans or promoters on this forum, just my two cents. Hope this review saves some of yall money. Please don't hesitate to share some horror stories in the comments or make your own thread to save some asses.

As for me, i'm done with the hobby. It was fun while it lasted. This one is for the boys ; ) stay safe and a reminder: don't spend all your money on this hobby. i would hate for some of you to go down the dark path of getting addicted to this. cheers

Thanks for sharing,I've been to Orchard and also not impressed.

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[Whitestorm88]

....I know you must have mistyped the service as 10/10. Probably meant 1/10 Lol.

Hopefully some of your experiences at the spas (Scarborough and Markham ) was good.
I think all of us true hobbyist (or addicts in some cases) have had similar experiences. Part of the learning curve.
I am too far down that path(dark or otherwise) to have regrets but I do appreciate seeing posts that has the right dose of honesty and self reflection.
Hopefully it will start an internal dialogue with some on the fence hobbyist /newbies that will help them save some money one way or another.

I have met some nice ladies who provide valued service with a personable attitude but there are some that are better suited for the back of a supermarket.
Many are either long long past their prime or have not adjusted their services to meet the reality of market.
Some resort to tricks (no pun intended) intended to relieve you of your money. My "bad" ...they all try to relieve you of your money....its the name of the game.

Bottom line is ......its a service industry that caters to hobbyist of all ilks and needs. From a basic massage with hand job (how I got started ) to the thrill of getting pussy, head, all the above.

This forum is made up of hobbyist (like you) but is dominated by promoters, advertisers, shills, pimps, etc. They are definitely important and can help save the hobbyist money....

Good luck staying "out of the hub at home" wanking off.

I think he mention - 10

to start, i'm a long time lurker, active hobbier since the beginning of the year, and normally the spectator/ghost of all things group chats/forums/discussions. i think i speak for majority of men when i say i enjoy the thrill + mystery of new experiences, getting the best bang for my buck (if youre young like me and don't have unlimited cash laying around to be spent on instant gratification like some of the older men here), and simply just fulfilling some type of temporary fetish that youre going through at the moment. i'm not the type to post threads or contribute to forums bc that's who i am as a person .. but if you are like me, then i hope this story saves you a lot of money. its taken me a couple months of convincing myself to do this but today i'm here to share the absolute biggest L i've ever taken since starting this hobby.

let me simply state that this is completely unbiased. i've visited nearly every spa in scarborough and markham. i don't shill, i dont promote, and i don't deliberate trash talk spas or mpas. i sat on my feelings, absorbed this fat L, and i'm ready to move on. no hate to the spa or the workers, i'm just trying to save some young men their hard earned cash and to get what they pay for, elsewhere.

the header states jessica but i've been to this spa 3 times total. all different girls, different experiences, but the same result/outcome/verdict. oh and to whoever is writing the descriptions for their ads, good job brotha you got me LOL. "chinese & russian". she's full chinese, pale as a russian (but def not russian lmao), gotta be mid 50s, heavy accent, saggy ass, big tits you say? they might be above average sized but unless you wanna be feeling cystic acne all over them watermelons, stay tf away. i'm a meathead so maybe my standards for a 'model body' is distorted but model body you say? far from a model body, same goes for the other 2.

The experience: i can't lie, the whole situation is living in my head rent-free, so heres the interaction in detail. she showed up at the door, acted all nice and smiley eyed with her cleavage out (this is how they reel you in). i could immediately tell she wasn't half russian. intuitively, this is when i trust my gut feeling and get out. but being me, i love to be proven wrong. i'm a man of second chances and i don't let one or two bad experiences completely sway my perception of a person or a whole spa. l find a lot of enjoyment in trying to see if i could be wrong, it's a thrill in and of itself and i'm sure some of you can empathize. she rushed and pressured me to collect the $40 room fee and i'll tell you why this is a huge red flag in a bit. she disappeared for 10 minutes, came back, and we negotiated the extras. believe me when i say that all the old hags at this spa are OVERPRICING THEIR SERVICES. i can't sugarcoat it, it's comedy the way these -- wait let me backtrack a bit. she greeted me at the door with a mask, immediately asked for the room fee, took the money, came into the room after what felt like an eternity, then took off her mask. absolute catfish, far from a model, straight butterface LMAO. at that point i was hesitant. but after the negotiations for extras, i knew i had to get tf out because every hag at this spa is over charging for fs, and trying to charge the regular fs price for a nude hj. i said i changed my mind and wanted my room fee back and to get out. (this is when they say gotcha btch) she started yelling at me and saying she cannot refund the room fee and made like 4 different excuses. fine, keep the room fee, all i want is a massage then. she proceeded to yelling at me even harder and saying she cannot do only the massage LOL because the room fee does not go to her and she will not make any money from it. at this point, i'm extremely turned off, mentally drained, and wanting to leave asap so i gave into her final asking price of $100. we agreed on massage, topless, and a hj. it took probably 20 minutes to get to this point (including the part where she disappeared for 10 minutes). she started the session going straight into the hj so i'm like oh this is new. hj and then a massage after? interesting. i decided not to edge for this session because i thought i was in for a treat so i released within 30 seconds. oh and she let me feel her cystic-c-cups for a long 10 seconds! before i know it, she goes ok done and gets dressed. i'm like what? what about the massage? she says we agreed on just a topless and hj LOL. just so we're clear, i made sure to do my due diligence by clearly outlining massage, hj, topless and double checking to make sure. and i still got finessed. that's crazy.

now you're probably thinking, why did you keep returning to this spa after 2 bad experiences and feeling robbed both times? fuck if i know but i'm glad it happened because it made me realize i'll get more enjoyment out of the hub at home with my hand if i want a new and quick fix.

Based on the ads and descriptions for ORCHID SPA (Review for Jessica but can be applied to all of them at Orchid)
Pics: 100% Fake
Face: Butter
Bod: Not model
Service: -10/10
Tits: cystic-c-cups
Age: mid 50s
Finesse: Gotcha bitch

In your 20s? avoid this spa at all costs unless youre tryna touch someone who looks just like your middle aged mom. keep your standards high and spend your money at literally any other spa in the area.

If they decide to change up the names and descriptions, just know she has blonde hair, pale skin, about 5'6-5'8, full chinese and definitely not half russian as stated.

We need more honest and unbiased negative reviews without being berrated by veterans or promoters on this forum, just my two cents. Hope this review saves some of yall money. Please don't hesitate to share some horror stories in the comments or make your own thread to save some asses.

As for me, i'm done with the hobby. It was fun while it lasted. This one is for the boys ; ) stay safe and a reminder: don't spend all your money on this hobby. i would hate for some of you to go down the dark path of getting addicted to this. cheers

You been their 3 Times and all bad experiences? What about the other woman you have seen? Same results?

 

[krayjee]

May be Jessica was not the type OP was looking for. I have worked with Jessica at One plus One for a few months, She is a very good looking sexy lady in her high 30s to low 40 s with very nice slim sexy body. She has lots of regulars and lots of good reviews. She was a super star at Hollywood spa with lots of regulars. Some of my customers told me she has some exceptional skills whatever that means. She is well known for her loud moans and I could hear loudly from my office when she was with her Korean regular in the room at other end.

 

[tokohomalim]

Mid 50s.. Come on Jesus .......

 

[Charli3]

....I know you must have mistyped the service as 10/10. Probably meant 1/10 Lol.

Hopefully some of your experiences at the spas (Scarborough and Markham ) was good.
I think all of us true hobbyist (or addicts in some cases) have had similar experiences. Part of the learning curve.
I am too far down that path(dark or otherwise) to have regrets but I do appreciate seeing posts that has the right dose of honesty and self reflection.
Hopefully it will start an internal dialogue with some on the fence hobbyist /newbies that will help them save some money one way or another.

I have met some nice ladies who provide valued service with a personable attitude but there are some that are better suited for the back of a supermarket.
Many are either long long past their prime or have not adjusted their services to meet the reality of market.
Some resort to tricks (no pun intended) intended to relieve you of your money. My "bad" ...they all try to relieve you of your money....its the name of the game.

Bottom line is ......its a service industry that caters to hobbyist of all ilks and needs. From a basic massage with hand job (how I got started ) to the thrill of getting pussy, head, all the above.

This forum is made up of hobbyist (like you) but is dominated by promoters, advertisers, shills, pimps, etc. They are definitely important and can help save the hobbyist money....

Good luck staying "out of the hub at home" wanking off.

Dude he said -10 unless he edited it after you posted

 

[krayjee]

Wait a minute. The OP is our Porn Prince aka Avoid Seduction with different handle. Same writing style and same kind of bashing and blaming others for his own under achievements and his miserable lousy life..

 

[superdick]

Dude he said -10 unless he edited it after you posted

Early morning read when I should be sleeping.
Minus 10 ? ......I guess he made his point .

I think he mention - 10

You been their 3 Times and all bad experiences? What about the other woman you have seen? Same results?

Minus 10....guess he made his point.

 

[airmoto]

Tbh I agree with this review. I had a btr experience with Jessica than OP in this review, but never the less I hate Orchid atm. None of them ladies are young and provide only half ass service.

 

[JFO50]

Agree this place is garbage. I did a review on one of the former girls - Joey. Complete trash and yes like you said “catfished”. Haven’t been back to this place since.

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

Is this place @ Unit #103 3601 Highway 7 East, Markham?

Was planning to give it a try (not Jessica tho) this mont but now I’m not sure

Who are the younger ones at this place?

 

[airmoto]

Is this place @ Unit #103 3601 Highway 7 East, Markham?

Was planning to give it a try (not Jessica tho) this mont but now I’m not sure

Who are the younger ones at this place?

If you're 50-60 then snyone in this place is young. I don't think anyone there is under 40. If anything Water and Victoria are boarder line, like 38-39

 

[krayjee]

If you're 50-60 then snyone in this place is young. I don't think anyone there is under 40. If anything Water and Victoria are boarder line, like 38-39

C'mon. I know the exact ages of these 2 girls . You are way off. They 're 5-6 yrs younger than you have said.

 

[airmoto]

C'mon. I know the exact ages of these 2 girls . You are way off. They 're 5-6 yrs younger than you have said.

water said shes 36 a yr and a half ago... If she ain't 38 this yr then what is she?

 

[Flyingfox]

I have to say Water looks much younger than her real age. I had much fun with her - she was kind of being frank and not pretentious since I first saw her at Suko.

 

[JFO50]

Funny, I read your review before and it seemed positive. Seems it's been edited or removed. You also mentioned that you went down on Joey. Lol

I'm thinking you are possibly just a jilted lover.

IMHO JFO50 = kittyhound = B.M.H.666

Tried to keep it positive in reviews as I don't like to shit talk MPA. Post is still there and slightly edited since it's a long story. I regret going down on her. No I'm not those people you mentioned

 

[WhatsUpToday]

Tried to keep it positive in reviews as I don't like to shit talk MPA. Post is still there and slightly edited since it's a long story. I regret going down on her. No I'm not those people you mentioned

I was wondering why the regret above, if you feel comfortable in sharing?