Ivy @ S9: Terrible

[academicns]

http://www.studio9spa.com/ivy.php
I'm compelled to write this review although I have never posted a thread since I became a member of massageplanet.net in 2007.

I've seen many MPs in the past (at least 30 that I can remember). I had some terrible sessions too as I like to adventure girls that are not so popular or reviewed a little. But out of all odds, I met the worst of all. As you all know, S9 has some fine ladies. Ivy, however, is an outlier.

The experience was simply terrible. Now Im not here to talk about her appearance. She does have some features, such as a firm ass and legs. Face about 6~7? I dont know about you guys, but when I go for a massage, I go to receive the touch that I deserve. And so I dont really massage back (unless they have truly awesome genuine breasts, not manmade, and big round tight ass) cuz then Im the one doing the work. They arent going to pay me for my expert massage, right? Im usually happy if my jr. ends up being happy no matter what happens in the session.

To cut the long hurtful session short, I first felt my skin burning after 15 minutes of massage on my back and legs. I was chafing hard and so I asked her to go easy. She did go easy, but she still kept her fingers at steady motion. She would slide her fingers on my skin from head to toe in about 2 seconds. Imagine how swiftly and fast the fingers must have travelled my back! She had no regards to the nerve endings on my skin. After 25 minutes of what felt like 3 hour, painful, absolutely not sensual, and extremely mechanical massage, my whole body was burning. Even my knees were hurting cuz she press my legs so hard against the bed. She still had her gears on, so I demanded her to undress! When I turned over, it was the same thing. Oh by the way, she was muscly o_0. While she was playing with my jr. with one hand, she would fiercely touch places, such as balls, chest, nipples etc. with the other hand. I dont know how she does it, but it felt just not right; it was more of pain than anything else. I really had to concentrate to finish, grabbing her ass hard and forcing myself to think that shes doing a fine job. No reverse, no nothing.

It was 45 minutes session but ended at 35 minute mark because I could not take it anymore. Can you guess what she did next? She left me to wipe stuff out myself, and went into the shower first! I felt really bad waiting for her to come out, cuz usually the girls ask you first. When I took a long shower and had a moment to self-reflect as to what went wrong and got out, it was still no near 45 minutes. She said it was $100 for the 45minutes session and I gave away reluctantly, feeling terrible.

Repeat? Absolutely no.... I dont know if I should go back to S9 again feeling betrayed. I dont understand how she has survived for a year in the industry with such clumsiness and has not obtained any expertise.

Rate of the session: F
Face: 7
Body: 7
Service: 1
Hygiene: 3 (Yep, I smelt fish)

 

[Rock on mofo]

Have to agree.
Worst experience at S9 with her.

 

[Messenger007]

WOW - I saw her when she was at the old Enigma and got the horrible fish smell as well during the reverse that I had to stop immediately. During the finish, I could barely release it was so bad. Thought it was a one-off bad day for her but can't believe it is a recurring problem.
Hygiene is the most important factor in this business, clients included (if you want decent service). But there is no excuse as an MPA, hygiene has to be top notch. Everything else fails if hyigene fails.

S9 management if you're reading this, please help this girl out.

But she is definitely an outlier at S9 as they really do have some fine ladies.

 

[The Mariachi Bandit]

I've seen Ivy before , not sure why though she is not my type. But I try everyone. My session was not that bad but it was not great nor memorable
Hmmm... too bad. Just throw her in the bath and scrub her clean. Throw some make up on her, teach her manners, then put her on free doubles for training (Free doubles at BP back when it was good) and ouah lah! Crem De La Crem set to go again!

 

[Shay Shay KAY!!]

A few weeks ago I was sitting in the S9 waiting room, patiently looking forward to my session.

A walk in client sat down, and waited for the 2 available girls to say hi. One was Ivy the other was Lia.

After the girls left, I suggested he pick Lia... he chose Ivy instead.

I always wondered how he made out!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thank you so very much Coca. I have been very much tempted by the pics of Ivy on S9's site. But since I joined massageplanet.net, I learned very fast that one should never visit anybody, be it MPA or SP, if the lady has not been getting consistent positive reviews. I abide by this rule and have had extremely satisfactory outings. I am really glad that I live by that rule with regard to Ivy. That's an exceptionally bad experience. I share your pain but remain exceedingly grateful to your taking one for the team.