If you could watch (besides Sheik) any massage board member get a slide, who...

[LRonCupboard]

would it be and why?

The Mischievious Violet's thread inspired me to write this one.

I'm sure that I'm not the only one on here who has wondered what other guys on here are like during their slides, so my question to you is which member(s) slides would you like to watch the most?

For me it would have to be Revolver, Pool, Slippery Pete and Ref.

Revolver because he's so calm and mild mannered in person. I just have a feeling that once he gets into slide mode his inner animal comes out and he really gets buckwild with his MPA.

Pool for the same reasons as Rev, with one added on. I always wanted to see if he gets MPA's to tug on his gorgeous long mane while he and his MPA are getting familliar with each other. 2sexxxy told me that guys with long hair love it when girls tug on their hair because it sexually excites them, but he's just as big a bullshirt artist as me,so who knows if it's true.

Slippery Pete because he's such a joker and always seems to have that big Kool-Aid smile on his face. I just know all his session would be more fun than a barrel of fun monkeys.

Ref because whenver he would tell me about his slides he had me in stitches laughing. I can just picture him saying "holy fuck, this girls is absolutely off her rocker......and I'm loving every minute of it."

 

[Ryan B]

I gotta say Fuzzy Thumper getting a body slide from Sophie at SRM.
Can't you just picture his furry hind leg banging off the table at full speed while Sophie whispers in his ear? I picture him with that "hare in the headlights" expression on his twitching little face right up to the finish.
When its all done his ears droop down with exhaustion and he rolls onto his back for the clean up.

 

[lolaloveschachi]

Yes. Yes I can. In fact, it... why it's almost like I'm actually THERE!
(...although you missed the final part of the session... where Sophie and Dr. Joy pack his limp but involuntarily twitching carcass into a box, and ship him off to the local vet...)

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*


Sigh... rabbits miss Sophie....

 

[A G]

This is a great thread.
Paul/IT giving Poolie a BS would be the ultimate for me.

 

[Pompal 09.]

It's nice to see you posting on a regular basis now, Slippery Pete.

Can you imagine if you gave Poolio's hair style to Paul and vice versa? I think that would make the slide that much sexier.

 

[Bizz]

My slides are actually quite boring to watch. It's just me asking the MPA about what she thinks possible story lines on the new season of Degrassi will be while she constantly looks at the clock.

 

[BShimwoman]

I thought a slide meant that you cuddled until your time was up. That's what it means to the rest of you right?

 

[Mrs.Ploughe]

Dave in Phoenix

wanna see the esalen techniques

 

[SUE]

It certainly means that to me, friend.

Unfortunately, us RBFE's are few and far between.

 

[puddinniddup]

Rusty Tromb getting a body slide from Angelina from Angelina Massage and then arguing about whether she enjoyed it.

 

[ricardo d]

Well I'll try not to disappoint you rusty!!

You did say 'board members' right?

So I will choose Sunkissed and Red Stiletto doing the wild slide ...

 

[Shahnn]

Woooohaaaa!

 

[Sellasie]

Yeah, that would be sweet!

 

[Sahara]

(1) Rusty giving Poolie a rim job or vice versa. That's hot!

(2) Kayla on Paul.

 

[chinamigarden]

Sliding women are awesome! There are no road blocks. All smooth terrain,
winding curves, mountain peaks and hidden valleys. When you shift into
4 wheel drive, you find the road that's less travelled and you wonder what
took you so long to get there.

 

[Wickie W]

Love to see this all terrain exploration mission. Ride her Cowgirl!

Hm, I think you need a joystick between the sandwich from BS off the table. A hotdog between two fresh baked sourdough bread dipped in lots of butter and mircle whip.

 

[iluv2tradestks]

I would love to see VERYBADBOY have a body slide and trying to scribble down
the review at the same time, editing and re-editing constantly to keep it clean.

I'd pay to see Batista have a body slide with the oil left over from a Sagnaki dish with
a Greek olive still left intact in his belly button.

I'd fly to Switzerland to see Goodtime have a body slide in the Lindt Chocolate
Factorie'.

I'd supply Poolie with a year's worth of Tea to see him have a body slide in
the middle of the cobblestone streets in Amsterdam.

But picture Sheik for a moment..... (you know you want to)

off far away in "Palace du Erotic", the undisclosed location for the pleasures
of the flesh. Seven ladies, clothed with only seven sashes of a different vibrant colour hanging loosely on their waist. The vibrant orange for Shea,
the electric blue for Zana, the blazing red for Mina, the rich green for Lona,
the exciting pink for Asha, the pulsing burghandy for Ella, the tranquil teal for Harrah.
And Sheik......draped in Egyptian silk....requesting a simultaneous bodyslide, with
the only lubrication being from the result of excessive heat.

 

[djc1175]

Yeah! Dave in Phoenix. Want to see the ladies laugh when he whips out the Esalen gun. I have a feeling DP is full of crap.

 

[fenwick]

Definitely !!! There's nothing like some hot girl-to-girl action. So, I choose the following four. Can't decide on who would make the best pairs ... hmmm, maybe 'mixing & matching' is the only way to go.

Buddy Boy ... she's retired, but everytime you look at her eyes, you know that she could rock your world.

Dr.Joy unm ... a very classy lady. She could very well pull off some kinky surprises in the room.

Micron ... seen her creative side on the work done with the new rooms. Can't wait to see her in a slide.

Kayla ... haven't met her yet, but she somehow scares me. Maybe I need to see her sensual side.

Red Stilletto ... there's just something very mysterious about her.

 

[DSu]

On one condition, RS be Lady Godiva. Ride'em Cowgirl!