I am thinking of Opening a MASSAGE PARLOR !!!!!!

[Deleted member 79939]

Hi,
I am thinking of opening a massage parlor.

*What would be a good name of the massage parlor? I am thinking "Annie Position Spa' or Dang Lin-Wang Spa or Brat Spa or Pro Spa.

*The parlor will be 100% multicultural. Employees with be given an employee handbook.

*"There will be vending machine for snacks and fancy condoms and oils and toys.

* We will accept debit card, amex , visa, mastercard and bitcoin.

* It will be a no cell phone zone. All phones must be kept in your car.

*There will be one room with 4 cubicle showers.

*We will have another in-house spa that will provide shaving, haircuts and male nail care

* There will be a MUSEUM lounge room that will have a pool table and pinball machines and props on the history of sex.

 

[Sybarite]

I think a good name would be Michael 777's Wing Ding Long Dong Wang Bang Rimming Position Emporium of Complete Insanity Bro Spa.

We'll just call it M7WDLDWBRPEOCIBS for short online here so everyone knows which place we're talking about...

 

[felixami]

for real
how much are your start up costs
how will you attract staff
where will it be located
how about a bar lounge

 

[loves to lick]

Hi,
I am thinking of opening a massage parlor.

*What would be a good name of the massage parlor? I am thinking "Annie Position Spa' or Dang Lin-Wang Spa or Brat Spa or Pro Spa.

*The parlor will be 100% multicultural. Employees with be given an employee handbook.

*"There will be vending machine for snacks and fancy condoms and oils and toys.

* We will accept debit card, amex , visa, mastercard and bitcoin.

* It will be a no cell phone zone. All phones must be kept in your car.

*There will be one room with 4 cubicle showers.

*We will have another in-house spa that will provide shaving, haircuts and male nail care

* There will be a MUSEUM lounge room that will have a pool table and pinball machines and props on the history of sex.

i think that opening christmas presents would be taxing you Michael000, a massage parlour-no way

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I think a good name would be Michael 777's Wing Ding Long Dong Wang Bang Rimming Position Emporium of Complete Insanity Bro Spa.

We'll just call it M7WDLDWBRPEOCIBS for short online here so everyone knows which place we're talking about...

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[Old No. 7]

Hi,
I am thinking of opening a massage parlor.

Please do.
It will keep you busy enough that you may have to reduce the number of posts you put up each day.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

for real
how much are your start up costs
how will you attract staff
where will it be located
how about a bar lounge

it will not be downtown
i am think just off GTA where the rent very very low

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Please do.
It will keep you busy enough that you may have to reduce the number of posts you put up each day.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thx

 

[cupcrazy]

name it Fuk Yu Spa.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

name it Fuk Yu Spa.

This is the professor of spa
Thanks
Please shorten it

 

[spincity]

Heywoodjablome Spa