How is Linda at Hawaii Health?

[Shady69]

I’m a newbie, and have never had a session yet at any spa. My back has been very sore recently, and I was looking for a deep/strong massage. Based on some reviews Linda at Hawaii Health seems like someone who gives strong massages, does rimming, and good teases, and is close to where I live. Although some recent reviews have said that it’s become a “get in get out” place and is not discreet inside(u can see other people in other rooms). I am mainly just looking for a strong massage and a good tease, and maybe if I feel comfortable, some rimming or butt play lol. Should I go to Linda, or is she no good, and how is the place in terms of discreetness.

Also if I keep my underwear/boxers on, would she still try to tease or finger? Or is that a sign that I’m a legit customer? And if so, how can I get her to tease without getting completely naked?

Thanks for all the help

 

[foxmldr]

Massage is good if you like hard. She is not good looking and if that affects you, just close your eyes while she gives you a Bbbj...until you finish in her mouth.

It took me a while to finish coz I could not get rid of the face drom my mind. It is a one and done for me.

 

[GuiGui]

Linda is great for hard massage, actually acupressure is a more correct term for her massage technique. If you have pain or health issues and also want to have fun, she is your girl. She may not be everyone's cup of tea. But I am fine with her. She is very friendly though.

Not sure why the latest review said "get in get out" place. That guy had Coco at this place. And I have just had Linda for hh and Coco to continue another 45 min. With Coco, I always have the best GFE and best BBBJ. Maybe he did something that caused them uncomfortable and just tried to get him out asap. If you are being nice, clean, respectful, and of course generous, you will be treated like a king.

And why do you want to keep your undie on? If you only want massage, tell Linda you only want massage for you back pain or other areas. She will help you with that.

 

[Flyingfox]

If Hawaii Health Centre is close to your place, you may give Linda a try for hard massage. I believe she can fix your sore back.

Linda is a 50+ lady and if you don't like your face, just skip the bbbjcim, saving you $60. Linda is eager to use her massage skills to lessen the body pain of her customers. She is a nice lady and not tip hungry.

 

[xtc27]

I’m a newbie, and have never had a session yet at any spa. My back has been very sore recently, and I was looking for a deep/strong massage. Based on some reviews Linda at Hawaii Health seems like someone who gives strong massages, does rimming, and good teases, and is close to where I live. Although some recent reviews have said that it’s become a “get in get out” place and is not discreet inside(u can see other people in other rooms). I am mainly just looking for a strong massage and a good tease, and maybe if I feel comfortable, some rimming or butt play lol. Should I go to Linda, or is she no good, and how is the place in terms of discreetness.

Also if I keep my underwear/boxers on, would she still try to tease or finger? Or is that a sign that I’m a legit customer? And if so, how can I get her to tease without getting completely naked?

Thanks for all the help

Just tell her… she won’t take offense.

 

[Shady69]

Linda is great for hard massage, actually acupressure is a more correct term for her massage technique. If you have pain or health issues and also want to have fun, she is your girl. She may not be everyone's cup of tea. But I am fine with her. She is very friendly though.

Not sure why the latest review said "get in get out" place. That guy had Coco at this place. And I have just had Linda for hh and Coco to continue another 45 min. With Coco, I always have the best GFE and best BBBJ. Maybe he did something that caused them uncomfortable and just tried to get him out asap. If you are being nice, clean, respectful, and of course generous, you will be treated like a king.

And why do you want to keep your undie on? If you only want massage, tell Linda you only want massage for you back pain or other areas. She will help you with that.

Cuz like my ass is hairy, so keeping it on would be better for her I guess.

 

[Shady69]

Just tell her… she won’t take offense.

What do I tell her exactly? Do I just tell her “I wanna be fingered or rimmed?”

 

[Shady69]

Massage is good if you like hard. She is not good looking and if that affects you, just close your eyes while she gives you a Bbbj...until you finish in her mouth.

It took me a while to finish coz I could not get rid of the face drom my mind. It is a one and done for me.

What about her body? Is that good and does she get naked?

Also has she ever walked on the back?

 

[GuiGui]

She doesn't do back walking.
She never wear her undie and will get naked if you ask.

And she doesn't mind hairy btt. She has seen all kinds of butts

Whatever you like to do or get her to do, just ask her. She is a nice lady. But she doesn't do FS for sure.

 

[foxmldr]

What about her body? Is that good and does she get naked?

Also has she ever walked on the back?

I did not ask her to get naked. I have not seen coco at all to see if she is good to the eyes.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Linda is great for hard massage, actually acupressure is a more correct term for her massage technique. If you have pain or health issues and also want to have fun, she is your girl. She may not be everyone's cup of tea. But I am fine with her. She is very friendly though.

Not sure why the latest review said "get in get out" place. That guy had Coco at this place. And I have just had Linda for hh and Coco to continue another 45 min. With Coco, I always have the best GFE and best BBBJ. Maybe he did something that caused them uncomfortable and just tried to get him out asap. If you are being nice, clean, respectful, and of course generous, you will be treated like a king.

And why do you want to keep your undie on? If you only want massage, tell Linda you only want massage for you back pain or other areas. She will help you with that.

Can u ask Linda to have evidence that she is really sucking on it . Last time my buddy was there . She sneaked a midget? Or old doggy or a body double to suck it . I could be wrong . I smoke And do LSD.

 

[xtc27]

Can u ask Linda to have evidence that she is really sucking on it . Last time my buddy was there . She sneaked a midget? Or old doggy or a body double to suck it . I could be wrong . I smoke And do LSD.

… seriously doub…that u have a buddy…

 

[Deleted member 79939]

… seriously doub…that u have a buddy…

Some use chin and ear or nostril to fake bbbj

 

[lasslicker]

Some use chin and ear or nostril to fake bbbj

Actually, it is rimming that is usually faked in that position.
Lady Alexis, long retired used wet very smooth fingertips to simulate this.

 

[peterparv]

I have been a few times and tbh, while she is a pleasant lady, I’m not sure why she’s received so much attention on this board over the last year or two:

1) the massage is good but not great
2) the massage often comes along with incessant rambling and quite frankly ludicrous medical advice
3) she’s not a looker
4) the prices are standard and while she’s been touted as not a clock watcher etc I was actually asked to pay extra bc she didn’t manage time properly.

I just don’t understand the hype.

But to better balance my comment out - and to not appear as a hater - I will say that as a first timer, maybe she is a good option to try especially if close to home. She is friendly and you will be made to feel comfortable. Just have realistic expectations vs what you might have read on here.

 

[lasslicker]

I have been a few times and tbh, while she is a pleasant lady, I’m not sure why she’s received so much attention on this board over the last year or two:

1) the massage is good but not great
2) the massage often comes along with incessant rambling and quite frankly ludicrous medical advice
3) she’s not a looker
4) the prices are standard

I’m not hating on Linda or Hawaii but again I just don’t understand the hype

Service and Price point appeal to many clients.

You can turn off the health advise by simply telling Linda that you want to relax quietly.

 

[xtc27]

I have been a few times and tbh, while she is a pleasant lady, I’m not sure why she’s received so much attention on this board over the last year or two:

1) the massage is good but not great
2) the massage often comes along with incessant rambling and quite frankly ludicrous medical advice
3) she’s not a looker
4) the prices are standard and while she’s been touted as not a clock watcher etc I was actually asked to pay extra bc she didn’t manage time properly.

I just don’t understand the hype.

But to better balance my comment out - and to not appear as a hater - I will say that as a first timer, maybe she is a good option to try especially if close to home. She is friendly and you will be made to feel comfortable. Just have realistic expectations vs what you might have read on here.

It’s the cheerful & cheap bbbjcim that catches guys attn… u didn’t opt 4 that so no surprise u wonder what fuss is about

A gal don’t hafta b that pretty if she’ll suck u off…

Ever c a decent looking dude going out w some frumpy chick? I nvr feel sorry 4 him… he’s w her either 4 mileage (bbbj anal or whatever) or he’s gay…

 

[Heyyoo]

Maybe he did something that caused them uncomfortable and just tried to get him out asap.

I assure you I did not.

Coco was distracted, constantly looking at the video monitor showing the hallway, entrance, and outside the front door. Perhaps she was scared to be working alone, in which case I have nothing but empathy for her.

That said, the place is absolute dump, it smells bad, pretty sure I did not get clean sheets, there no conversation or tease, no massage to speak of, and was a waste of money and time.

 

[peterparv]

It’s the cheerful & cheap bbbjcim that catches guys attn… u didn’t opt 4 that so no surprise u wonder what fuss is about

A gal don’t hafta b that pretty if she’ll suck u off…

Ever c a decent looking dude going out w some frumpy chick? I nvr feel sorry 4 him… he’s w her either 4 mileage (bbbj anal or whatever) or he’s gay…

I'm genuinely asking...what is "cheap" about room fees of 40/60/80 for 30/45/60min and a $60 BBBJ? Aren't these entirely standard rates for old Asian MPAs?

 

[xtc27]

I'm genuinely asking...what is "cheap" about room fees of 40/60/80 for 30/45/60min and a $60 BBBJ? Aren't these entirely standard rates for old Asian MPAs?

Nope.

Bbbjcim alone runs u $100 w older gals most places just as tip… incl escorts where it’s all they do, no msg … even some Latina in calls asking $140….

So msg + bbbj + cim = $100? That’s gd…

Yes, Sw Alice = better $$$, but just $10 less…