Holistic Health Spa 336 Speedvale Guelph

[cjhobby]

Stay away from this place unless you want to waste your money.

Found myself in Guelph last week between meetings with an hour to kill. Happened to really need a good strong massage for my tight muscles with a nice release at the end. Asked the middle aged Asian lady if she could do deep tissue and she said “of course honey I’m a professional”. So I stayed for half hour. Massage was certainly not deep tissue. Basically like an annoying paintbrush running up and down my back for 10 minutes. No pressure at all. After 10 minutes she tells me to flip and asks if I want sex. I say no, just a handjob. She asks 60 and takes off her top. Flabby ugly tits.Cleans my duck with wet wipes and makes me sanitize my hands. The basically starts right in. No tease or sensuality. I eventually busted and was cleaned up and out the door in 20 minutes. 40 plus 60. Not worth it.

I find myself in Guelph from time to time for meetings. Anyone know a decent place either for a great time or a great massage or ideally both?

 

[Kitchener Massage]

In the north end Mia and friends is very well run and has attractive girls.
We are 20 minutes away in Kitchener and provide cozy intimate sessions

 

[altaguetta]

Stay away from this place unless you want to waste your money.

Found myself in Guelph last week between meetings with an hour to kill. Happened to really need a good strong massage for my tight muscles with a nice release at the end. Asked the middle aged Asian lady if she could do deep tissue and she said “of course honey I’m a professional”. So I stayed for half hour. Massage was certainly not deep tissue. Basically like an annoying paintbrush running up and down my back for 10 minutes. No pressure at all. After 10 minutes she tells me to flip and asks if I want sex. I say no, just a handjob. She asks 60 and takes off her top. Flabby ugly tits.Cleans my duck with wet wipes and makes me sanitize my hands. The basically starts right in. No tease or sensuality. I eventually busted and was cleaned up and out the door in 20 minutes. 40 plus 60. Not worth it.

I find myself in Guelph from time to time for meetings. Anyone know a decent place either for a great time or a great massage or ideally both?

I don't think anyone had any fun in Guelph at any time in history for money.