FiFi - Indy MP

[anne s]

228-5912

Gratefully I was sent a tip to try out a new Asian on the scene.

Like white on rice I was in like Flynn. A quick call while I was at the Mustard Seed grabbing some dinner. She said to come on over.

I grabbed my shopping cart filled with empties and booked it down the street.

It wasn't that far of a push. Only need to travel to the 800 block of 12th Ave SW.

Another quick call and she came down to open the door. It was an apartment and she led me in. She was Asian. Plain looking and very pear shaped. Her sundress didn't really flatter her well. She has junk in the trunk but it was no onion booty. She did have some C size tits but with her ass I would have expected that.

Came into the room. Dirty dishes on the stove and counter. Had an Asian smell to the place. (No kidding.) Brought me to the back room where the table was.

Felt like the ole Slim Tug and Run. Motioned for quick HJ with my hand. She asked how much to spend. I said $40. She countered with $50. I quickly countered with $30 and she gave in and settled on $40.


As soon as she left the room to put the money away I had my parachute pants around my ankles and my mesh football jersey on the floor. She lubed up my hammer and proceeded to get to work. She gave a mini massage around my nether regions. That felt good. After awhile she wanted to just get it over with and started with the Lisa death grip. Slim was not liking it and asked for her to ease off before she twisted it off.

There was some roaming and Slim grabbed the boobage. They would be nice for a Russian finish. Slightly better than Magic Tan he thought. Finally after some relaxing of the grip I was able to release the fury.

A bunch of tissues later Slim was cleaned up. No hot towel was offered. No shower was offered.

$40 spent. How does Slim feel?......Meh. Wasn't a loss. Would not repeat. Not young enough. Not slim enough. A plain face. The place wasn't clean.

There you go. Another review.

I did have a few question you pooners can help me out with.

She mentioned she is just starting but I have been in that apartment before. Not in the crazy Slim thinks he's been everywhere but I have been there before but I can't remember with who.

Does Chen come to mind? Angela? I think it may have been the one by Peters back in the day.


I Am.

Wondering why my knob is blue.

SlimShady.

 

[>Moony<]

hey slim.....

isn't this one of your quick $40 quickie you are looking for.....thought this would be one of your keepers.....

 

[ammybaybee]

You can't just walk-in. You have to phone twice and she has to let you in.

Not very spontaneous.

 

[imaghost]

I want to be on the advance list when Slim comes out with a book

 

[Pompal 09.]

What do you suppose the title would be?

"40 Dolla Make you Holla - the Adventures of Slim Shady"

or maybe something simple like

"Pegged" or "Pegging" or "Keep on Pegging".

Who's got the ultimate title? Let's hear it.

 

[chano_steele]

"Why Did I Go There?"


"Pegged Again - The Story Of A Session Gone Wrong."


"Bedknobs and Broomsticks"


"She'll Love You Long Time Or Until Your $40 Is Up."


"Pooning On $40 a Day."

 

[Pompal 09.]

How about 101 ways to turn your knob blue?

 

[MissWink-adink]

Here's a good one:

"An Idiot's Guide to Pooning"

or

"Pooning For Dummies"

or

"Blow Your Load: Stories from the Trenches"

 

[Eclipse]

hi guys ! I went there tonight! The lady was nice and massage skills are not bad.The room was not dirty like Slim said. There are aslo some plants and flowers in the room, nice for me to relax

 

[Christopher]

Thanks "Mike" ... but my gender checker suggests you are either female or gay.

Hey, I'm just razzing you. Way to stick your neck out on a first post by sharing a pooning experience. Bonus points for taking on an MP veteran like Slim. I'm guessing he doesn't notice plants and flowers much.

Welcome to the board!

 

[laurafbbyx3]

LMAO... I was thinking the same thing.

Welcome to the board by the way!

 

[jaskiran]

Same phone number that is in the Sun for Candy.

 

[Sebastian M]

Come on mate, let's keep it civil.

 

[Thornita]

hmmm, joined today in order to respond to a negative review.....nothing fishy here...

But in all fairness I would visit an mp for the floral arrangements as well.

 

[Kyle :]]

..only flowers I want to see are Tulips on my Organ, not Roses on my Piano.

 

[Sindy]

The room was fine.


I was hoping the plant was Rape Seed. But it wasn't.

The massage room was ok. It wasn't messy.

The kitchen and the rest of the place needed some attention. Dishes and pots with food still in them.

There was a computer in the other bedroom that was running when I walked by.

Mike_pattison should do the dishes and water the plants next time.


I know a dirty apartment when I see one. Hell I have one!!

 

[CLYDE55]

LMAO

 

[KellyC]

I saw her about 3 months ago. She was Candy then.Accurate description by Slim.
Very pleasant smile but trashy. How can one relax in there? Flowers...plants...relax...massage skills not bad? Lever is this your first massage? What flowers, what plants, what relax?
The doors to the other rooms were closed and as we walked past to the back room I wondered if there was anyone else in the place.
She wasn't sure what to charge then and asked what the others charge so of course I told her the truth $20
Poor technique and felt like having a very long shower after all was done. The place has an oily feel to it. As in cooking oil permeating the walls, the air, etc.Did not and will not go back. She had a warm disposition though and I felt generous so I gave her another $5

 

[Boozette Jones]

Slim,
I was poking around in some old threads and found this one:
http://www.canadaadultfun.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=203&highlight=

Same girl. Chan was her name then... "just starting out" :roll: