Emma @ Utopia

[GARISH]

From time to time you wonder why you bother.
You leave the MP thinking that was $$$ you could have spent at the beer store or on gas or on a good lotion so you can HJ all on your own.

If I had the guts in situations like this I'd stop the session after 1 min, throw her $20, and leave. Whatever you call it - ymmv, lack of chemistry, etc, etc, etc. my session today with Emma was very boring and even annoying at times.

Face - 8/10 (girl next door type)
Body - 5/10 (doesn't really resemble her pics well maybe 5 years ago)
Hygiene - good (I was her first of the day)
Massage - 2/10 (I could have done better myself)
BS - 3/10 (very boring, mechanical, and lasted 3 min)
Finish - 3/10 (unsatisfactory, no talk, no eye contact)
Repeat - NO

I will add that she is very restrictive approaching an almost DO-NOT-TOUCH mentality.

 

[Fonz]

Ditto, my experience exactly.

She's an attractive girl no doubt, I mean attractive enough face for one to pick her out of the line up anyway. But massage, conversation, and other things were crap.

Mentioned she worked at other spas before in other cities, so no way could she be a newb, but it was such a crap session. My thoughts were exactly like dj1470 during the session... thinking to myself "I cant believe she thinks this is a body slide for anybodys standard".

But that can all be forgiven, but this just too much:

I never pay up front for a first time visit, always at the end since sometimes I add tip or change my mind on the options. i don't think I'm the only one that pays at the end. Anyway, after the shower while I was still putting on my pants (she showered first and already dressed), she turns over to the price list puts her index finger on it scans down the list like she's looking for something and says "sooooo ummm that'll be $100 for the body slide". WTF! 1) I didn't try to walk out on you without paying, 2) I mentioned during the massage that I frequent spas alot so I think I fricken KNOW how much a B.S. costs and 3) So do you. Asking for the money while the guy is still dressing is bad enough, asking for the money while looking at the price board playing dumb is just absolutely stupid.

I respect restrictiveness, and can forgive a lacklustre bodyslide since ymmv, but I've never had an MPA ask me for the fee at any point in time, never.

She probably has her fans, but I sure ain't one of them. Utopia is stacked, and SRM is just around the corner.

 

[Eliundari]

sorry to hear about ur experiences guys.. i guess its girls like these that would just have a no repeat policy stuck to their asses ...

thanks for sharing .. it will definitely save alot of peoples hard earned $$