Comfort Oasis- DON'T GO!!

[Rubmegood]

OK. Against my better judgement, and despite all the bad reviews, foolish me thought they needed another chance to redeem themselves. After all their last review was years ago and maybe the staff has changed and maybe they have realized the error of their ways- NOPE!

Walked in first thing in the morning and greeted by Mia. Nice enough girl- 40's; 5'5"; 110 lbs. Shown to a room. The place is clean but very run down. Floor is worn. Doors are worn. Cabinets worn. Walls, doors and all around light switches are all stained with oil. Shower caulking mouldy.

I ask for a medium 1 hour massage for which the website helpfully quotes $80. Laid down naked and was quickly admonished to get under drape. She checks with me several times about pressure and several times the door chimes go off and she leaves for a minute each time to deal with it. Most of massage was over the drape but when I complained it was removed without question. The massage was very sub-par! Absolutely no tease (a few accidental touches kept me hoping...).

Come the flip, the negotiations begin- which I totally HATE Flat out $150 for happiness! She argued that massage was $100. I told her that's not what their website says, "Internet wrong! $100 for massage everywhere." (Yeah, maybe for a good massage...) She wouldn't budge lower than $140 when I offered $130 (at this point you'd think she would continue the massage with a lot of teasing to get "the little head" to fork over the extra $10, but we both stuck to our guns.)

I reluctantly handed over $100 for the massage and nothing for a tip. She showed me their brochure sitting on the counter where all the prices were updated (crossed out and scribbled in! Sheesh! They can't even afford to print new brochures??) Again, she stated that the standard rate for massages was $100 and that I wouldn't find any place lower. I informed her that XP was only $85 and happiness was free.

Needless to say, I'm not going back!

 

[Tinted wolf]

You are a brave soul pal! Lol sorry to hear about your shitty experience but it’s a good reminder for the rest of us. Shithole is always a shithole!

 

[Colten69]

It’s very unfortunate that you had to experience the disappointment & disaster of quality service from this Business !!! Sometimes us gents have to stick to our guns and TOTALLY stay away~~ then maybe they will IMPROVE or move on. Thing logical with big head …. Instead of little one

 

[Eastcoastdan]

Not that it will help but thanks for setting them straight on the competition. They need to be reminded.

 

[Sun&SandMan]

Well, after this review we can look forward to a name change!

 

[welldunn66]

Thanks for updated review and TOFTT. You suffered quite a bit from the experience. With bait and switch pricing, run down facilities, and poor service, you shown how this place went to $h1t real hard from former glory days. How I enjoyed previous ladies here who moved on to other places and we followed.

 

[turts]

How are they even in business still?!?

Thanks for the tofft

 

[needarub]

Thanks and condolences on the TOFTT Rubmegood. OMG, and to think I was wondering about CO just the other day. Now I can safely scrub it from my consciousness.

 

[Wishihadasoapy]

RMG - thanks gor the sacrifice, yes long gone of glory days ...

 

[Spexx]

OK. Against my better judgement, and despite all the bad reviews, foolish me thought they needed another chance to redeem themselves. After all their last review was years ago and maybe the staff has changed and maybe they have realized the error of their ways- NOPE!

Walked in first thing in the morning and greeted by Mia. Nice enough girl- 40's; 5'5"; 110 lbs. Shown to a room. The place is clean but very run down. Floor is worn. Doors are worn. Cabinets worn. Walls, doors and all around light switches are all stained with oil. Shower caulking mouldy.

I ask for a medium 1 hour massage for which the website helpfully quotes $80. Laid down naked and was quickly admonished to get under drape. She checks with me several times about pressure and several times the door chimes go off and she leaves for a minute each time to deal with it. Most of massage was over the drape but when I complained it was removed without question. The massage was very sub-par! Absolutely no tease (a few accidental touches kept me hoping...).

Come the flip, the negotiations begin- which I totally HATE Flat out $150 for happiness! She argued that massage was $100. I told her that's not what their website says, "Internet wrong! $100 for massage everywhere." (Yeah, maybe for a good massage...) She wouldn't budge lower than $140 when I offered $130 (at this point you'd think she would continue the massage with a lot of teasing to get "the little head" to fork over the extra $10, but we both stuck to our guns.)

I reluctantly handed over $100 for the massage and nothing for a tip. She showed me their brochure sitting on the counter where all the prices were updated (crossed out and scribbled in! Sheesh! They can't even afford to print new brochures??) Again, she stated that the standard rate for massages was $100 and that I wouldn't find any place lower. I informed her that XP was only $85 and happiness was free.

Needless to say, I'm not going back!

Hahahahahaha. Sorry bud but it’s hilarious on how the convenience of this place keeps drawing us back in with constant disappointment. I was thinking of giving it an exploratory 3rd chance. Obviously I will reconsider, until next time.
This place stays in business because it’s not there to make money on massages. Service isn’t their goal.
Feel for yah bro!

 

[Rubmegood]

This place stays in business because it’s not there to make money on massages.

Yes, it's places like this that convince me that money laundering is happening in our town...

 

[Bsmalls1]

Thanks for taking a bullet for us

 

[TBone]

$100 for an hour?! Wow, it's like they are actively trying to keep customers out of there, I absolutely do believe it's a money laundering operation now.

 

[Albertaman]

Sheesh, you would think a money laundering operation would at least scrub the oil off the walls. Oily marks around the light switches, remember these over 5 years ago, last visit.

There is a reason why one should hold on to good old memories and never re-visit a cherished shrine from the past.



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[Qster]

The problem is that there will be inexperienced individuals going in and thinking the $150 for happiness with an auntie is reasonable. Like the overused saying, "Don't be that guy". Thanks for the update review.

 

[luvrgirlz]

Wow. Sad. Confort Oasis is where I met many of my now time favorites

 

[luvrgirlz]

Wow. Sad. Confort Oasis is where I met many of my now time favorites

Actually many of OUR longtime favorites. You know who I mean

 

[Bsmalls1]

Actually many of OUR longtime favorites. You know who I mean

Mia? She is no more

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Shit man. That sucks. I bet that was your favourite Robert Borden too.

Can’t tell you how many times I have given a shit place/experience a second shot, only to be reminded that I am an idiot.
I don’t tend to think of it as “TOFTT” ………. I call a spade a spade…….. I’m a moron who thinks only with his twig and barrie’s.

Cheers to you sir.

 

[Rubmegood]

I never went there before this time. It's just "in my neighbourhood" and thought if they had changed their ways, they might become my "go to" spa.