Cassandra @ Josepines Review

[Kenzie 229]

Following is a review, pay attention new guys and GoodFriend this is what we at massageplanet.net like to call a review.

After hearing about Cassandras E cup breasts I thought it would be worth a visit. Went there yesterday at 3:00.
The place is pretty small in a small strip plaza on Browns Line. You have to dodge a huge wind chime right at the front door to get in, please someone has to tell them to move that thing. I got shown to my room by this short chinese lady. Small room with shower all in all fairly good place (6 out of 10).
I waited in the room about 15 minutes and was starting to get a little impatient. Then a hear the rumble down the hall, it sounded like a stampede. It passed my door 5 times. It was really heavy heavy footsteps with the accompaning click of high heal shoe. My heart pounded each time wishing it wouldn't stop at my door. In the search for big guns you run into some fattys. Finally the rumbling stopped then my door knob turned. In walks the biggest pear shapped women I have ever seen at an MP. Her gut is giving her a tits a run for their money. Anyway I prepped myself before for just this situation so I relaxed and off we went.

Her massage was pretty good very deep rubbing but the best part was her hands were what she called "little furnaces". Throught the massage she was really exploring my entire body like she was really really enjoying herslef. She asked me to turn over and then I asked her to take off her top. Her tits are pretty big but she is also fat. As soon as she took her top off she poured oil all over her tits even before she put any on my front. She asked me to touch her and "she likes it hard". So I started squeezing those melons and really only focusing on her tits. She asked me to sit up and she put my dick between her tits and gave me a great massage that way. Then she asked me to lie down again and said "can I just touch your dick some more". So she rubbed her hands all over my unit again like she was exploring. Then I asked her to get her tits involved again and she was very willing. We finish off that way with her gut hitting my side as she went up and down.

Some info on her she is half italian/half irish, 23 years old, worked there for about 2-3 months , lives in brampton.

Overall I would say if you guys like big cans on a fat chick go and see her I think you'll have a good time. I personally still say the best tits I've seen are on Carmela of Piccadilly but she does provide below par service.


Total cost $45 for 45 minutes and $20 for topless
No tip and see didn't seem to care

 

[JoshuaEvanss]

Great review bud.

 

[MarinaFerrari]

Bigguns.....YOU DA MAN !!!!!

 

[Regina George]

Bigguns,
Good review. There you go again, natural D's or bigger are almost always associated with big ladies. I agree that Carmela is by far the best I've seen up close and personal in this long search for the perfect natural D's/slim toned body combination.

Fellow massageplanet.neters, any suggestions?
Joe

 

[colorprodigy]

Gentlemen, I think we all agreed that, in the natural jugs department, Carmela is No.1. Only problem with her is the lousy service which is a really BIG problem. I refuse to waste anymore of my hard earned dollars on her. Our quest now is to find the one who combines both service with the natural tata's.
Who is #2 ????
So far in my quest, I nominate the following:
1. Rachel @ Piccadilly
2. Sadie @ Studio B

Both give great service and both have more than a mouthful.

These 2 ladies know how to treat refined gentlemen like us.
But inspite of this, our search must continue.

 

[Captain Malcolm Reynolds]

I had a session with Cassandra out of curiosity- and b/c I like big blasters. Another attendant (asian), Christine I think her name was was also available (usual A cup). I went with the melons.

Blasters were definitely there. I got forty-five (45) minutes [$45.00] and nude [another $40.00]- Pretty cheap, eh?

Mileage was very good for $85.00 total. Nude, HJ and DP (anterior/posterior). Mon-Tue; Fri-Sat. She's going on a trip to Jamaica in a couple of weeks and will be back in May.

Would like to see those melons in a wet T-shirt on the beach.

mmikeymmike@hotmail.com

 

[Bitchy Blonde SUSPENDED.]

BIGGUNS!

Thanks for pointing out the "detail" that Cassandra is large everywhere else as well. Previous posters have not necessarily made this clear!

And yes, your review was both useful and good!

 

[Charlotte B]

LMAO!!! Such great imagery dude. Thanks for the chuckles Biggie!

Btw, did it sound like a horse stampede or more like an elephant stampede?

 

[green eyed monster]

I have been to that place the last two times and had
sabrina(brazilian blonde) and a bahamian/newfie girl
( k something). The price is right but the massage is
non exsistent.
Can i join the big boob club>????
I will stick too club 2 mtns for a good proper massage.!!

 

[Queenie]

Thanks for the vacation info, I tried to make an appt. and chinese lady said she wasn't available......I was scared maybe she moved on.

Bigguns, from the sounds of it, you didn't really enjoy the massage....I had a completely different experience than you did...

When she came in to the room, she was wearing a white dress, she didn't look fat, but a little chunky, definetely a healthy girl. But yes the breasts are huge.

As soon as she put her hands on my back (hot hands for sure), it was like she couldn't get enough of me. She spent a good 30 minutes on my back, legs, and teasing/pleasing from behind.

When I turned over I sat up because I wanted to look at her face, and she is very fine. Piercing green eyes, and lips that are so full...well, you know.

I kissed her, because I just couldn't resist, and she was very hesitant at first, and then she gave in a little. Her lips, mouth amazing.....I wanted to bring her home right then and there. Anyway, needless to say, my time at Josephines was a lot better than yours. Sorry you werent as thrilled as I was, I guess everyone has their preferences. Mine is Cassandra.

 

[His.Dirty.Little.Secret]

STUDDLY I'm glad you had a great time. My post was to shed light on this lady from Josephines so memebers who like that sort of thing could pay her a visit.

 

[superspooky78]

Saw Cassandra this afternoon. OMG!!!
Just my type. I'm with you "Studdly" and "Mikeymike". I WILL be back!

Her vacation was put off for a bit however. May be going in another couple weeks....

Thanks guys for posting. And watch out for that parking. Yikes. Not good. Well worth it for me however. Pretty face as well. If you like larger and voluptuous,.... Cassandra.....

BoobLvr2001

 

[Miistaa Bashmentt]

Based on the recommendations of this thread I thought I would try out my first ever massage session with Cassandra at Josephines. If you like voluptuos women with beautiful big natural breasts this girl is for you. Highly recommended however be forewarned she is on the "big" side. But she has beautiful curves. Her boobs are a full double D.

Since this is my fist ever session I really cannot comment on massage style. But I enjoyed it. Now I understand why more guys go to MPs rather than strip clubs. I think I'll divide my loyalty between both types of establishments from here on in.