Review Carmen @flirt Return to hobby review

[DaddyBigD]

Quit goin to MPA for like 3 years. Decide to go back recently since they open again. So I hopped in my 01 Honda Civic, put on my favorite Young Jeezy records and lit a fat fuckin blunt with the kush I just bought with my Re-up wellfare check from the government. When I got to the spot I was already high af with a wallet full of covid money and ready to lay down some hard dick. So I walk into the spot, I had no mask, so she gave me one, I wasn't that cool on the idea and whatever but fuck it I want some pussy, ya feel me? So I ask if they got Carmen and they say she busy right now and to wait, So I'm like aight. Walked outside popped a molly I had on hand and I was fuckin rollin nigga. I go back in and they lead me into the room. Bro at this point I don't even know whats goin on. I just take my clothes off n have a shower. I couldn't even feel my damn face when I got out. So at this point I think my high comin off so I'm sittin on the table and gettin all sad n shit thinkin about how I lost all that money in a dice game the week before.


So anyway she come into the room and she lookin fine af. So I try not to slur my words too much and say "you a bad bitch" So I lie down n as she massagin me I just be reciting my favorite Young Jeezy Bars and tell her that I always listen to Jeezy to get myself warmed up before I start my shift sellin drugs on college campuses, Anyway she start laughin and she thinkin I'm not serious. So I flex my the shine on my pinky and she start seein I'm really flossin like that. So then she tell me to turn over and at this point I'm startin to come down hard, so my dick feelin weak and helpless like Kyrie Irvings knees. So she tryna get me hard but can't so she sticks her finger out like ET and starts pokin my dick. So I'm like fuck it I'ma eat her out. So I start eatin her out nd i still cant feel my face so im slobberin all over her pussy n shit like I was special ed.


So FINALLY she start whisperin dirty shit in my ear so my dick start to get hard and I swear my dick be feelin like a Prime Michael Jordan. So she start oiling them titties up and starts fuckin my dick. She kept goin n goin I had the biggest Richard Gear smirk as I was bouta bust, then I tilted my head back and let out a huge moan similar to chewbacca. After that a nigga was spent. My dick was twitchin like a tweaker at a metal concert. So after that I showered up, smack her ass once before I walk out the room. Went down the hall way, bitch at the desk said she heard some weird noises, I said yeah I busted some real good nuts. So she said that's good and asked if I wanted some water and I ask if she wanted this BBC? she just gave me a look and said bye. So I dipped out the front, threw my hoody up hopped in the whip, rolled another blunt while listening to some G-unit and I left. Good to be back. I hope to see some more bitches soon. Good session. Hope this review help yall. By the way my lil bro is DickSlnger, so he told me to hit up Carmen. He can't log on anymore cause of his probation conditions but he said he gon be back on here soon with reviews

 

[ralphie]

ridiculous review written by some 15 year old white high school kid in his mother's basement.

 

[curvluvr]

Thanks for the attempt of a review, but next time, try to write your review AFTER whatever molly you popped wears off.
From your previous posts in 2017, you obviously know how to write. Not sure why you decided to write under the influence this time.
FWIW, still good to know that Carmen has still got it.

 

[DCA]

Best. Review. Ever.

 

[Johnny rockets90]

I felt like I was watching “unforgivable” from YouTube while reading this

 

[imyourpuppet]

Gotta admit it was an entertaining read. Young Jeezy and G-Unit.............bro you need to get some better taste in hip hop music.

 

[big.sleeze]

This guy is a true spearchucker. He balls so hard in his 01 civic blasting loud rap music

 

[Kawailuvr]

Wasn’t he talking about cashing in on Covid money than he was talking about his shine lol
What a stupid nigger

 

[Realitychk88]

This review brought to you by J-Roc from the Trailer Park Boys!

 

[sy barite]

Can't believe I'm just reading it now. Whether true or not, great fuckin review.

 

[GordianKnot]

Looks like she's back @ SRM as Cammy? Titties look smaller tho