Blue Lagoon Spa

[JB Bats]

It took me a while to report on this one. Probably because I wanted to forget.

Anyways, entrance and receptionist were cool. I was asked to pick an attendant from pictures on a video screen. Hmmm. That was a first. I picked Chantelle. Pic looked hot, so why not. Turns out she was sitting in an area right behind reception with some other attendants. Not sure why I couldn't meet them in person. Ok, I know, because the pics on the screen were better than in real life. Well, that was the case for the one I picked.

Picked 45 minutes. She lead me to the room. The room was fine, except for the shower, as it seemed like someone took out their frustration on the soap dispenser. Oh well.

I chose a body slide. Chantelle came in and slipped out of her tight fitting top and skirt. She was blonde, but facially, she was worn. And her body, the same, worn. Stubbly legs and a beer gut. Message was good, but she kept sneezing and running for tissues. She said she was going to stay home because she was sick, but the spa would have fined her! What?! Not sure how I managed to get to a happy place after all that, but I did. Slide was not good. Probably because I didn't want her close to me. After the slide, managed to get to the HE.

Won't repeat, and I haven't seen her on the website since my visit in December.

 

[smallpantieshk]

It took me a while to report on this one. Probably because I wanted to forget.

Anyways, entrance and receptionist were cool. I was asked to pick an attendant from pictures on a video screen. Hmmm. That was a first. I picked Chantelle. Pic looked hot, so why not. Turns out she was sitting in an area right behind reception with some other attendants. Not sure why I couldn't meet them in person. Ok, I know, because the pics on the screen were better than in real life. Well, that was the case for the one I picked.

Picked 45 minutes. She lead me to the room. The room was fine, except for the shower, as it seemed like someone took out their frustration on the soap dispenser. Oh well.

I chose a body slide. Chantelle came in and slipped out of her tight fitting top and skirt. She was blonde, but facially, she was worn. And her body, the same, worn. Stubbly legs and a beer gut. Message was good, but she kept sneezing and running for tissues. She said she was going to stay home because she was sick, but the spa would have fined her! What?! Not sure how I managed to get to a happy place after all that, but I did. Slide was not good. Probably because I didn't want her close to me. After the slide, managed to get to the HE.

Won't repeat, and I haven't seen her on the website since my visit in December.

Good fucking gawwd. It sucks to dish out good cash and get a shitty experience.