blue lagoon review

[WHORExKILLER69]

Pros:
-The few times I been, the wait time is always very little to almost nothing, which could be seen as negative if it's not busy at all but imo having every girl (close to it) available is good.
-The front desk girl is really kind, and imo the hottest girl in the place lmfao .
-the rooms look decent, some more than others
-the selection process of quickly seeing the girls in person is easy and simple
-lastly the strongest point imo is that the price as for body rubs go is quite cheaper

Cons:
-looks: these girls are not smoke shows by any means, id flat out say are catfishes. I didn't recognize 90% of them except for when they say their names. The hottest girl is maybe a 6/10 rest are average or below average even.
-attitude: 3 different girls I saw were trying to upsell hard, 1 time I just walked out and picked a different girl after I was told "just a reverse isn't worth my time". Many of them are clock watchers, and super entitled. Show me enthusiasm and give me the fantasy that I'm paying for, like seriously a few girls looked drugged out junkies

Final remarks: this spa is on its last legs, the girls are super entitled surprisingly despite the lack of looks. The price is "better" but ur saving $20-$50 bucks but compensating heavily by the lack in quality. But even still the girls will upsell u into spending allure prices or will flat out given a miserable session. No worth imo.

If U have different experiences good for u, ur the exception/or u pay exceptionally well.
Lastly for the "YMMV" guys out there, I trim my entire body, I wear expensive cologne, I work out regularly, I bath before leaving the house and when I'm actually in the spa, I'm respectful and don't push boundaries but I will not be walked over on like a carpet.

Give me some recommendations for different spots I'm all ears.

 

[Pay2Play]

Pros:
-The few times I been, the wait time is always very little to almost nothing, which could be seen as negative if it's not busy at all but imo having every girl (close to it) available is good.
-The front desk girl is really kind, and imo the hottest girl in the place lmfao .
-the rooms look decent, some more than others
-the selection process of quickly seeing the girls in person is easy and simple
-lastly the strongest point imo is that the price as for body rubs go is quite cheaper

Cons:
-looks: these girls are not smoke shows by any means, id flat out say are catfishes. I didn't recognize 90% of them except for when they say their names. The hottest girl is maybe a 6/10 rest are average or below average even.
-attitude: 3 different girls I saw were trying to upsell hard, 1 time I just walked out and picked a different girl after I was told "just a reverse isn't worth my time". Many of them are clock watchers, and super entitled. Show me enthusiasm and give me the fantasy that I'm paying for, like seriously a few girls looked drugged out junkies

Final remarks: this spa is on its last legs, the girls are super entitled surprisingly despite the lack of looks. The price is "better" but ur saving $20-$50 bucks but compensating heavily by the lack in quality. But even still the girls will upsell u into spending allure prices or will flat out given a miserable session. No worth imo.

If U have different experiences good for u, ur the exception/or u pay exceptionally well.
Lastly for the "YMMV" guys out there, I trim my entire body, I wear expensive cologne, I work out regularly, I bath before leaving the house and when I'm actually in the spa, I'm respectful and don't push boundaries but I will not be walked over on like a carpet.

Give me some recommendations for different spots I'm all ears.

This place never changes. You described it just like it was 25 years ago.

 

[WHORExKILLER69]

This place never changes. You described it just like it was 25 years ago.

Fucking sucks, the last visit I had left a foul taste in my mouth. I felt disrespected and scammed.

Never again, the girls look worse than most civilian chicks. Their youngest girls look early 30s.

It's clear why amps/semi legit spots are still around cause most men who don't wanna drop $250+ per visit still want a decent experience.

 

[Roadtravelled]

I’ve been there twice. The first was probably around ten plus years ago and saw the “famous” Scarlett who was gorgeous and great in the room. The second and most likely last time ever was just over a year ago and I saw Bambi, who had a great body but an incredibly shit and restrictive attitude. The only constant with the two visits were the rooms. Both were in horrible shape so it’s obvious the owners don’t give two shits. Torn furniture, cold showers and an antiquated setting… sounds great don’t it.

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

I would shit all over Blue Lagoon but it had Paris back in the day who was a total Playboy bunny smoke show. She didn't post her piks online but she was a busty blonde Swedish girl who looked like a bikini model. I remember going to see her sight unseen and when she walked out my jaw dropped. I was like, WTF are you doing working here??? lol

 

[The hook]

The place has seen better days and better girls now it a complete shit hole there are much better options to drop your hard earned cash on

 

[WHORExKILLER69]

I would shit all over Blue Lagoon but it had Paris back in the day who was a total Playboy bunny smoke show. She didn't post her piks online but she was a busty blonde Swedish girl who looked like a bikini model. I remember going to see her sight unseen and when she walked out my jaw dropped. I was like, WTF are you doing working here??? lol

There is a girl named Paris but maybe a different one, she was almost flat chested and had a butter face. Idk why this place isn't closed lmfao.

 

[WHORExKILLER69]

The place has seen better days and better girls now it a complete shit hole there are much better options to drop your hard earned cash on

The girls at body rubs should be hotter than stripclubs since u are paying much more by comparison.
I don't get how they are still in business with junkie looking washed up whores.

And what pisses me off more was how restrictive the recent girls were. I should have gotten dinner at a steak house lmfao. Probably woulda been more sexually satisfying