Bad Experience and some short reviews

[BLACKHAWK]

I've recently discovered this board and wished I had found it sooner. I'm fairly new at pooning (started in summer) and most of my experiences have been disappointments. I will go over briefly each of the places I've been too and offer some brief opinions. I apologize in advance for lack of details but I did not know about this site, so I never bothered to remember names of girls and how they looked in detail.

If this site is to spare fellow pooners some money and grief, then I've got a "DO NOT GO" story for you guys from my experience tonight. I went to a micro near metrotown tonight and what a waste of money that was!! Got there and was greeted by thin asian girl named cici. Not that good looking at all but I was thinking with my other head and decided to stay. Another mamasan comes in and asks me if I liked to see the other girl so I said sure!! In comes Nana or something like that anyways. Girl is not bad looking, probably in her early 20's and she's a spinner. Breast aint so big but between her and Cici, she wins hands down. From here on in, it's all down hill. Take a shower alone and when I come out she's standing there in a towel waiting. Gives me a lame 5 mintue massage and tells me to flip over. I flip over and she removes the towel to expose a hairy bush. Gross. Proceeds to do a lame 2 minute CBJ that was almost painful. I've never experienced a worse BJ in my life. From there, we go into mish and she just lies there like a dead body. She just moves her head to the side and moans. Other then that, there is nothing!! After about 5 minutes of that, I've had enough of her just lying there so I pounded her as quickly as possible to get it over with. I almost wanted to give up beacuse she had so little enthusiasm. Anyways, I finished and total elapsed time was probably 20 minutes. So she offers me another lame massage and after about 2 minutes of her moving her fingers on my back, I said forget this, time to go home. I quickly get dressed and head for the door. Mamasan tells me there's another girl named Mimi with big tits and to come back soon. I'm thinking whatever and head out. Anyways total damage was 140 (sorry i don't know how you guys do the money terms on this site but I'm going to stick with what I kno and if it's a no no, then I apologize). They advertise on CL under CICI ...phone number is 778-862-1529. The building is right by Metrotown. Avoid this place at all costs or you will regret it.

On to my other pooning adventures.. To keep this short, I will just give you names to place I've been too and what I think..all places are in Richmond.

J.J. Massage - Went there one late sunday night ended up with late 30'sh asain lady with huge tits. Not good looking at all. Just received a bad massage and a HJ. total damage 90 including room. repeat? hell no.


Jade Massage (I think that's the name). It's on alexandria, on second floor - Don't waste your time. Place is a lot like JJ's. Girls are old and ugly. Sign in the room said if you don't like girl in first 5 or 10 minutes, you can ask for another. I saw the first one and said next!!...in came the other and out the door i went. They wanted 50 for room and I didn't find out about other services.

Swan Lake - As many posts has stated, this place is the best for value and girls. I went there twice and was with Jessica once and another girl the other time. Both were good at massages, however I only had FS with Jessica. She was a spinner and was fun. The other girl was uneventful. Looks were ok and received CBJ which was just ok. Most of you know how mucch it is ther so I won't get into that..

LM massage - I've read a few post where guys have wondered if they provide more the massages. I can tell you that they do. Most girls will offer HJ's and the massage is pretty good. I don't know if they offer it to everybody but they did for me anyways. costs is 70 for massage and 40 - 50 for HJ (depending on the girl). the girls are not so good looking but they are good at giving massages.

Blue Sea - very similar to LM in layout. You can get HJ there as well but I think it all depends on the girl. Cost is a bit more the LM.. total for massage and HJ is around 140 .. good massage though.

Jade Executive Spa (Richmond - near IKEA) - I read a post where somebody wondered where Kiki of JJ's ended up and I think she's here now. I had KiKi and she told me she used to work at JJ. I think she's Malaysian with a nice set of fake titties. She's pretty and very friendly. Offers FS and her BJ skills are very good. lots of eye contact. Damage is 60 for room. FS is another 140. She wanted 200 and I said hell no!!... We settled on 140. This place is nice but the room I was in did not have its own shower. I don't know about other rooms but there was a shower outside the rooms so I'm think they're all like that.

I've been few other places as well but I'll save it for other posts. This is long enough. Overall, as most people know already, the best bet for a massage and FS in Richmond is Swan Lake. The other places would be just taking your chances. I went to all those places hoping to find a diamond in the rough but it was mostly just bad experiences. Hope this helps and like I said, I will post info on the other places I've been too another time.

Oh, and one more thing..Fort those who want a real massage, there is a good one called Palm Reflexogy in Richmond. Place is near Lansdowne mall on side street off alderbridge in strip mall. It's like LM and Blue sea in that they have big couches and a big tv with a lounge and steam room. I don't know if they offer any more then massages but I've never been offered. However the massage is good and the price is right. Before 6 pm on weekdays, the price is 49 bucks. 39 for one hour massage plus 10 mandatory tip. After 6 it's 49 and 10.

ok, i'm gone.

 

[joshrules001]

thanks for the reviews and welcome.

Sounds like you've had a few experiences that won't be happening again because you found this board!.

One of the better things about it, is that the reviews from others saves us on experiencing the disappointments.

I had a disappointing experience at LM (reviewed) and never repeated. And tent to favor Richmond's independents rather than AMPs.

If you master the easy-to-use search feature, you'll find some great info on here, and can usually eliminate many of the to-good-to-be-true offers and get an insight into what to expect.

 

[Ladyhawke]

Ok, I was going through CL the other night, friday night, and I looked at this ubiquitious looking ad with an obvious fake picture and a general number. Instinct said, "micro". So I checked my rolodex of micro numbers and it didn't come up.

I called them, very young girl on the phone answers, she says $140, for 45minutes, and she has roommates.

I got my answer right there, "roommates" haha! So I grabbed the address, its near metrotown in a very clean apartment. I go up and I'm greeted by a petite young average looks asian girl. She shows me to the room, but before she is about to take it off I said "you have roommates?" she looks disappointed and I realize at this point that if her roommates were ugly I'd have to take it because she would give me bad service for the initial disappointment. Who knows, maybe I'm being too quick to judge.

The lineup enters the room: Oh my god, I thought I was in heaven, I immediately thanked the good lord in prayer. One girl after the other was just more and more gorgeous. I couldn't decide. Mamasan comes in, and says "are you police?" and I'm like, no in a laughing manner, she says you pay first, and I said I'll pay the girl. The third girl (dont remember name) enters the room. Quite possibly the most gorgeous thing I've banged in the last year. Mainland China girl, english ok, but who cares she was just smoking hot. She says she's 23 and you know what? she LOOKS 19!! That means she must truly be 23! By my eforum.xxxinator standards I would say she IS a true spinner, just small enough and tits are a small C cup I would say, not to mention a clean shave, beautiful face, very smooth skin, very soft lips (no LFK/DFK though), and amazing ass.

Ok so I've established how hot she is. Does she perform well? I'm not super experienced in this dept and I never claim to be. I had a really good time because she was hot and though I took a long time she did not complain and humoured me the whole time. On the menu were, together shower, CBJ, ACG, Mish, 69. Didn't try anything else. I'm not a very creative nor picky eater. I go for looks and nothing else.

Damage: 1 Brown & 2 Greens for the 45min
L/S/A: 9.0/6.5/8.5
Repeat?: As soon as payday kicks in
Contact: Most of you probably already have it, check CL.

 

[one x sweet]

give simone at temptations a try ' she' s a can't miss girl ' i fucked her at least60 times. nice big tits' tight cunt' great ass' good looking every thing you can ask for

 

[Ginger]

I had the exact same experience as Bunsai with Nana at Jenny's micro. She was awful. I had previously seen some hot girls there, but they're all gone now.

I'd like to know the name of eforum.xxxinator's find there...

 

[Julio]

sorry guys for not remembering the name before.

I read another post reviewed by another eforum.xxxer.

Her name was Coco. I'm sure of it now.
I'm so going back.