Bad Day at Pooning

[skydog]

After reading over some reviews of Dynasty at Derek, I decided to give him a call. I was told it was on Robson so I took my car to Surrey Central and parked there and took the train. I walked a long way Burrard to his place. :
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So he introduce me Nikki ( the famous one at Dynasty). My first look was like "WTF". ("who the fuck said she was cute is fucking blind") The chick look like a monster . Pay me 1G and told me to fuck her, I wouldn't do it. I swear. (no offence but the thing that fucking pisses me off was I was reading the review of Nikki, and some dumbass think she is hot. You never seen a hot asian chick, haven't you. I swear man, you guys got bad TASTE in asian chicks.


Then the second chick came back which is (YOYO) . She has a big face as well and look into her mid 30. She is pretty build. NOt the perfect girl that I would want. I told her no, bring me Ada but she was busy with some guy for 2 sessions. I repeat YOYO is not cute/hot. Who was the fuck that did a review of her and said she was cute is fucking blind. BAD TASTE in asian girl. I swear this is pissing me off. Maybe her service is good but both of them are UGLY. Sorry, but You never seen the cute asian chick . Maybe these girls are cute/hot to the white guy, but we asian men got better taste when it comes to cute.

So here I am trapped in downtown vancouver. I'm not going to wait for 1/2 hour to see ADA. I was feeling got so I took the train back to Metrotown.

I looked in my cell phone and found John AMP. Call the guy and he told me 3 girls working which is bs when I got there. (only 2) Anyways, the hk chick was pretty slim/spinner but fucking bad attitude. I touched her head while she sucks me and she goes "don't touch my head". (WTF)

Anyways, this is not good. So off I came and pounded the hell out of her. She was moaning and screaming . Told me 15 minutes and off I cum. (What the fucking waste) when I paid for 45 minutes, I should get 45 minutes. NOT 25 minutes. Anyways, I didn't wanna complain but I delete his damn number off my phone.

This is not good.

While driving home, some asshole cut me off going 150km on Fraser.

 

[Ottawa Mike]

I know how you feel. I do sense that some ratings are pretty skewed in the looks dept, so I've taken them with a grain or salt. With the big range in age for pooners, there are sure to be big difference in taste. Unless I get to see some pictures, it is a slim chance that I'll see the SP.

I mean if Cute-Kimmy is a 10, the girls at Dynasty are no more than a 6. I'll give summer a 7, but she is not there no more. But then I'm going for looks alone, some people factor in the body as well.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I was the one having the two sessions with Ada. And I've tried YoYo and agree that her looks aren't up to par. Micros for me is a new thing, so I'm waiting to see if Derek will have better ones coming in. I can tell you that Ada is average as well, and probably early 30's. But, I can say that her body is still hot, the service is awesome.

You must understand that most SPs know how much they are worth. If a fellow pooner gets lucky and hits a model... then it is up to him to share on eforum.xxx. But at $.4/session (and I haven't read any reviews having this price with clean and comfortable downtown facilities), you'll see a large variance in the SP's looks. You probably didn't read my review of YoYo a little earlier. Some pooners are into looks, some into service, some are into both. If you're into both, then you'll have to look a little harder and spend a little more. But if you're into looks, search out place's like SL on eforum.xxx. I think you'll have better luck. Mind you that I think beds are cooler than massage tables... It's like having sex lying on tree log... lol

I'll be posting a review of Ada shortly.

 

[ige]

Interesting comments there CMJ, maybe a bit harsh, but point taken, since we pooners are paying our hard earned after tax dollars for services and I too have found on some prior occasions that some age estimates have been way off by a significant margin.

That said, I realize that there are pooners of all stripes here so different strokes for different folks as the saying goes. Not to insinuate that the Dynasty girls lie about their ages or anything, since it is one of the few micros that actually posts pics online so we get a general idea of what we’re getting in advance. However, I think it should become standard practice, particularly with the AMPs and micros that an SP’s real age be revealed beforehand to minimize these types of experiences from occurring. Probably not realistic, but a thought...

Take a recent thread on Ayumi at Prosper City for example http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=41982&highlight=Prosper+City and you’ll see that the guesses on her age range from mid 20’s all the way to late 40’s depending on pooner or least depending on how low the lights go at that joint!

Think it’s easy to just ask an SP directly? Well, here’s a pooner’s dilemma since women don’t like to be asked that question in general, SPs notwithstanding:

a)Guess too high and you run the risk of upsetting her, thereby affecting chemistry and possibly sacrificing service level. That said, I don’t think any of us is that foolish now are we?

b)Guess low and we might get a little giggle from her followed by “ah, you have sweet mouth, you sure know how to please lady…hee hee”

c)Guess right (and I mean about 3-5 years under her real age) and you might get a standard “ooh how do you know, oooh you so smart, I like!”

 

[Ms Kitty]

There was this nice HOT MODEL (KOREANS) chick AMP around Granvillie Street (a 1 million dollars mansion) .... SUPER FUCKING HOT young ASIANS GIRLS>.

The price was .4 for an hour but I would perfer (MSOG)..... that would be awesome.

Damn, I don't have their telephone numbers but my friends took me there last year and all of the girls are HOT........ SOOO FUcking lovely... Better than most ESL girls u see on the street. These chicks are like model.....

The service was Superior. They suck your dick without condom... LOL.
hahaha.......

The house was super clean.... Room was nice..... Service was good but the price is goood...

Anyone know the numbers, please PM me...... I'm looking to get there again.
so addicted to that place....

Its a dream world....

 

[Double Trouble]

good observation in the looks rating department. i think if someone could come up with a scale system that each pooner must complete. for instance, get five different asian and caucasian pics. the pooner must rate the pics according to his tastes. then at least when we see his rating, we know how relative it is.

 

[Steve-O]

Many posters have made the point that Dynasty is all about service. Most of Derek's ladies post pics on CL so there's no excuse for being all surprised at what they look like. I was there last weekend for a session with Nikki and while I have been with prettier/hotter girls: I've never been with one who had a better attitude or service.

Nuff said! WS.

 

[rockin_robin07]

i'm gonna have to agree with cmj. when i first walked into dynasty i saw nikki on my way in and then tina. neither one is a turn on for me. the fucked up thing for me is i like asian girls, but i like the modern looking ones. i suppose it's because i converse better with them and YMMV but i enjoyed lauren @ bex waaaay better than tina @ dynasty even though she offered more.

perhaps to help people out when we're rating we could do a comparison to somebody else who's more known, or describe age, weight, and estimated bodyfat %. okay the last one won't fly but wouldn't it help alot?

 

[johnevanwinston]

Sounds like you had a pretty shitty day man!!
Everyone has they're reviews and Opinions....but guy...I think your a little harsh on the girls here....Dereks place has been about service.

If you think the girls there aren't that hot at Dereks....how about suggesting a place or two to go for the same price and Hotter looking girls. How about names too and we'll see what your taste is like!!

cheers..

 

[Lamia]

He was not being harsh, he was brutal. I was there only one time and I agree the ladies are not all 10's, but good service. I did meet Summer that day and there is not way she is above a 6.5. IMHO. Young, good personality, but still not as good looking as most seem to think.

 

[Hippy chick]

Let me play devil's advocate here and offer my 2 cents:

From my own observations and based in part on what I'm hearing here, I'll take the liberty of dividing us pooners into 2 camps based on what we primarily look for in our pooning experiences:

1) I won't name names, but there are the veteran pooners who've been around the block more than a few times and/or long time eforum.xxxerts who are hobbyists continually seeking the best bang for the buck & appreciate high-mileage GFE-type services. These guys most appreciate an establishment such as Dynasty. Yeah its a one stop shop and offers a glimpse of the pooning culture over in Asia with the popular theme "what turns a man on and how to please him".

2) The younger, newbie or even less-experienced pooner who might poon on & off or on a part time basis. It could even be someone who's looking for the forbidden treasure. These guys could be at the club and enjoy watching the hotties on the dance floor, or they could be at the mall, or strolling down Robson, or they could have a secret crush on a cutie at work or even at their favourite clothing store. Whatever the case, this type of pooner often says to himself "Damn, I'd love to bone her; Yeah I'd do her right now; Gawwd she's hot; Wow check out her butt..etc." and might be drawn primarily by looks and to that end, a place like Tom's might be the ideal experience.

Yep, being the horndog that I am, I was guilty of the latter on a couple of occasions during the summer. My girl & I would be strolling around d/town while I'd find myself gawking at the eye candy sauntering on by (hey variety is the spice of life is it not?). After a while, I'd say fuck it and drop her off back home (and no I didn't use the same excuse twice ) and do quick 180 over to Tom's while the images were fresh in my noggin. Yeah those were the times I tried Angela and Ivy. Service level varies between these 2 gals, but that wasn't the main purpose of my visit now was it?