NotALurker
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Finally got around to checking it out tonight. Always been curious about these sex dolls, after a bit of debating eventually just said fuck it and decided to TOFTT, mostly because my curiosity got the better of me. They've changed ownership now apparently and they've relocated to Mississauga. It's in an industrial area, not too far away from Allure and Blue Lagoon.
Booking is done through the website, you choose which doll you want, the time/date, how long, and provide them with your name/email/phone. Now they require a $20 deposit paid online via PayPal or credit card, which is kind of annoying since you need to give a billing address. There are ways to keep yourself anonymous of course. Anyway, they will email you to confirm your appointment and communication is done via text. On the day of your appointment they text you the exact location. When you arrive you have to text them and they let you know exactly where to go. The place is in an industrial plaza, I booked at night so there wasn't really anybody around but I'd imagine it would be 1000x more awkward during a weekday. You go in, pay at the counter, then go to your designated room, all without face to face interaction with anybody if you choose. They're very good at respecting your privacy, not sure if there are cameras or not but I did have to text them my every move and when I got into the room. The decor in the reception area and the hallways was nice, they have these purple lights which really set a certain ambience. However, the room was a bit too brightly lit and I found it a bit of a mood-killer.
When I walked in the doll was just lying there on the bed. There's also a table with condoms, lube, a hand towel, hand sanitizer, and a box of tissues. There's also some snacks and drinks but I didn't indulge. When I was in the room I was satisfied with the privacy measures, door is lockable and there's no real way anybody can see inside. I heard what I believe to be some other dude watching porn in another room so I question the soundproof-ness of the walls. The bedsheets had some stains on them, I didn't really go on the bed at all. I opted for the half-hour session for $90.
Now onto the good part, the doll I decided to go with was Scarlett. The doll wasn't dirty per-se but it definitely looked like it had seen better days, just seemed a bit mangled and used. The hands were floppy, it literally looked like it had a bruise on the shoulder, and one of its asscheeks looked like it got bitten by a wild animal. It was possible to see screws poking through the doll's arms, but luckily I didn't get pricked by anything pointy. The soles of the feet were kind of nasty, had dirt and dust all over them, and the toes seemed a bit crooked. Other than that the doll was relatively clean, the tits were by far the cleanest part. The doll was also a bit heavy, not unmoveable but a bit clumsy and tedious to move, basically like the deadweight of a person. The dolls wig didn't seem that stable and it comes off quite easily. There have definitely been some sick fucks who have had their fun with the doll.
The doll looked pretty much like the pictures and was quite realistically shaped like a petite woman with some huge fake knockers. The skin was soft and supple, the ass was quite jiggly and the tits were soft yet firm. Wasn't super cold to the touch, but overall it just seemed quite off, it didn't quite compare to a real girl. The eyes/face were a bit creepy too, and it was a bit stiff, so I had a hard time getting in the mood at first, had to put porn on my phone to help and it took a while. Didn't bother with oral or tittyfucking since it was too annoying to reposition, so I just opted to put it in doggy instead. Besides the wig coming loose, it solved the issue of the creepy eyes/face and to me it resembled a real human woman in this position more. Did it both in the pussy and in the ass with the doll (used a condom and needed lube), both felt surprisingly lifelike minus the warmth; otherwise I'd say on a strictly tactile level it feels identical to the real thing. Eventually finished in anal with around 15 minutes to spare. It was already a chore just to get myself in the mood once, didn't really feel in the mood for round two so I started getting dressed and tidying up everything. Had a little fun slapping the dolls titties and ass just for the hell of it, but at the same time I couldn't help but just contemplate the absurdity of the whole situation. When you're done you have to text them, and they'll tell you when you can leave, then you tell them once you're outside and that's the end of it.
The verdict
Body: 10/10, boobs and ass looked amazing, looked hella nice in doggy
Face: 4/10, not ugly per se but uncanny valley is in full effect
Menu: Full, obviously. FS, Greek, BJ, DATY, DATO, kissing (no idea why you'd want to DATY or DATO with a sex doll, or kiss one for that matter)
At the end of the day I did it mainly just to try it, and now I have finally done it and scratched that itch. It was an experience for sure but personally I don't think it's really my thing. Had a hard time getting myself into the mood, also felt way pressed for time so I was trying to rush around to get my money's worth but that made it a bit more difficult; maybe if I booked the full hour it might have helped, but even then I probably would have ended up leaving early anyway. Being the germaphobe I am the doll just seemed a bit grimy, couldn't stop cringing at the thought of what god knows how many weirdos did with this doll, and felt the overwhelming urge to shower on the drive home. The doll just doesn't compare to a real woman for me, and despite what the feminazis are afraid of I sincerely doubt that sex dolls or sex robots will truly ever make an identical substitute for a real living woman.
I'd recommend going for sure if you're curious, but overall I wouldn't repeat. I could see it as a great way to live out practically any fantasy or fetish you have with zero fear of being judged, but if you're the type that really wants that then I'd honestly just buy your own sex doll at that point. To me this was more of a novelty experience than anything.
Booking is done through the website, you choose which doll you want, the time/date, how long, and provide them with your name/email/phone. Now they require a $20 deposit paid online via PayPal or credit card, which is kind of annoying since you need to give a billing address. There are ways to keep yourself anonymous of course. Anyway, they will email you to confirm your appointment and communication is done via text. On the day of your appointment they text you the exact location. When you arrive you have to text them and they let you know exactly where to go. The place is in an industrial plaza, I booked at night so there wasn't really anybody around but I'd imagine it would be 1000x more awkward during a weekday. You go in, pay at the counter, then go to your designated room, all without face to face interaction with anybody if you choose. They're very good at respecting your privacy, not sure if there are cameras or not but I did have to text them my every move and when I got into the room. The decor in the reception area and the hallways was nice, they have these purple lights which really set a certain ambience. However, the room was a bit too brightly lit and I found it a bit of a mood-killer.
When I walked in the doll was just lying there on the bed. There's also a table with condoms, lube, a hand towel, hand sanitizer, and a box of tissues. There's also some snacks and drinks but I didn't indulge. When I was in the room I was satisfied with the privacy measures, door is lockable and there's no real way anybody can see inside. I heard what I believe to be some other dude watching porn in another room so I question the soundproof-ness of the walls. The bedsheets had some stains on them, I didn't really go on the bed at all. I opted for the half-hour session for $90.
Now onto the good part, the doll I decided to go with was Scarlett. The doll wasn't dirty per-se but it definitely looked like it had seen better days, just seemed a bit mangled and used. The hands were floppy, it literally looked like it had a bruise on the shoulder, and one of its asscheeks looked like it got bitten by a wild animal. It was possible to see screws poking through the doll's arms, but luckily I didn't get pricked by anything pointy. The soles of the feet were kind of nasty, had dirt and dust all over them, and the toes seemed a bit crooked. Other than that the doll was relatively clean, the tits were by far the cleanest part. The doll was also a bit heavy, not unmoveable but a bit clumsy and tedious to move, basically like the deadweight of a person. The dolls wig didn't seem that stable and it comes off quite easily. There have definitely been some sick fucks who have had their fun with the doll.
The doll looked pretty much like the pictures and was quite realistically shaped like a petite woman with some huge fake knockers. The skin was soft and supple, the ass was quite jiggly and the tits were soft yet firm. Wasn't super cold to the touch, but overall it just seemed quite off, it didn't quite compare to a real girl. The eyes/face were a bit creepy too, and it was a bit stiff, so I had a hard time getting in the mood at first, had to put porn on my phone to help and it took a while. Didn't bother with oral or tittyfucking since it was too annoying to reposition, so I just opted to put it in doggy instead. Besides the wig coming loose, it solved the issue of the creepy eyes/face and to me it resembled a real human woman in this position more. Did it both in the pussy and in the ass with the doll (used a condom and needed lube), both felt surprisingly lifelike minus the warmth; otherwise I'd say on a strictly tactile level it feels identical to the real thing. Eventually finished in anal with around 15 minutes to spare. It was already a chore just to get myself in the mood once, didn't really feel in the mood for round two so I started getting dressed and tidying up everything. Had a little fun slapping the dolls titties and ass just for the hell of it, but at the same time I couldn't help but just contemplate the absurdity of the whole situation. When you're done you have to text them, and they'll tell you when you can leave, then you tell them once you're outside and that's the end of it.
The verdict
Body: 10/10, boobs and ass looked amazing, looked hella nice in doggy
Face: 4/10, not ugly per se but uncanny valley is in full effect
Menu: Full, obviously. FS, Greek, BJ, DATY, DATO, kissing (no idea why you'd want to DATY or DATO with a sex doll, or kiss one for that matter)
At the end of the day I did it mainly just to try it, and now I have finally done it and scratched that itch. It was an experience for sure but personally I don't think it's really my thing. Had a hard time getting myself into the mood, also felt way pressed for time so I was trying to rush around to get my money's worth but that made it a bit more difficult; maybe if I booked the full hour it might have helped, but even then I probably would have ended up leaving early anyway. Being the germaphobe I am the doll just seemed a bit grimy, couldn't stop cringing at the thought of what god knows how many weirdos did with this doll, and felt the overwhelming urge to shower on the drive home. The doll just doesn't compare to a real woman for me, and despite what the feminazis are afraid of I sincerely doubt that sex dolls or sex robots will truly ever make an identical substitute for a real living woman.
I'd recommend going for sure if you're curious, but overall I wouldn't repeat. I could see it as a great way to live out practically any fantasy or fetish you have with zero fear of being judged, but if you're the type that really wants that then I'd honestly just buy your own sex doll at that point. To me this was more of a novelty experience than anything.