38 DDD priv瞭 Julie In Laval

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Was looking for a quick fix so to speak last week. Was in the Laval area and decided to get a massage. I looked on Annonces123 and found this ad. She claims to be 39 years old with big firm 38DDD's. The pictures are close-ups but she looked pretty good. So I call and set up an appointment in an hour's time.

She receives in a semi-retirement home in Laval. As I get out of my car, I look at the building and the many canes and wheelchairs out front and wanted to turn around. But I didn't....I should have...:-(

She buzzes me in and I go to her floor. She opens the door and the only thing that was realistic are her boobs. Unfortunately, everything else was big too. She is definitely BBW and most deifinitely not 39. I would guess more late forties/early fifties. Face is average, body above average (weight wise). So the options are as follows:

$60 massage
Extras ($20 each)

HJ finish
CBJ finish
And the above two with her being undressed

She was very mechanical and absolutely no charm whatsoever. Maybe I thought things would get better. Maybe I thought don't judge a book by its cover or maybe I was just plain moronic.....but I chose all the options. And it is payable up front! So I undress and get on the table. She starts with a half ass oil massage and that lasts 15 minutes. She is still clothed at this time. On the flip, she only takes off her top. Just as well because I had had enough which was just fine with me because I wanted no part of the rest. Her boobs are huge and firm as advertised though.

Well she continues lightly massaging the front and lightly touching Chester who reluctantly wakes up. On goes the hat and she starts a CBJ that was more like a hamster nibbling on a sunflower seed with hot breathing thrown in for effect. I am closing my eyes and thinking of another goddess so that this monstrosity could finish. Well I think it all lasted 47 seconds and it was done with.

I clean up, get dressed and all she said was ``thanks for the visit``. So all told, spent $120 for a pitifiul 25 minute massage and finish; given by someone with the charisma of a wet shoe.

I guess you can sometimes find a gem and to do so, you have to TOFT. But it did not work out. In the end it comes down to this - normally the first gut feeling is the right one. I should have walked away. Oh well.....shame on me.

Snapper Fan

 

[Dreamer :)]

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God bless you for taking it for the team snapper! and god bless eforum.xxx for allowing us to know about it!

 

[boom]

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Sorry for your misfortune, but thanks for he entertaining review.
Just to clarify - you say she's a BBW, but then you say her face is average. So is she a BW or a BBW?
Not that anyone is likely to go there now anyway, just curious.

 

[The Jenz]

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I rarely make bad comments about SP or MP but while I was in Laval, I went to see Gabrielle. She advertise on Annonces123. Do not rely on the pictures. You should avoid this person. Bait and switch and bad, really bad service. I left after 10 minutes.

 

[Mama77]

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>>> EDITED BY MOD 11: Quote cutted-out. Just to the left of the "reply with quote" button, there is a "reply" button. Most of the time, this is plenty. In this case, simply saying "I had a similar experience as SnapperFan" would have done the job to perfection, without quoting a loooong post that was just 4 posts above, making the thread more difficult to read. At least when one feels the need to quote in order for readers to know what he is talking about, simply edit the quote as I just did, without cluttering the thread with a looong quote.

Thanks.

 

[That DK]

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i saw her a few years back and i wrote a bad review , too bad you didnt see it before u spent your money
http://eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin//showthread.php?33805-Massage-Julie&p=323491&highlight=#post323491

 

[v.s]

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Snake - Thanks. God knows how many times I've read other eforum.xxxite's stories that have allowed me to avoid horror shows. Only fitting that I do the same.

HG Hunter - BW my mistake. She's not pretty at all. I said average because with the rest of her and also considering her attitude, her face was the best of the worst. My apologies to you and all the BBW's out there.

Richard Dilallo - You're right I forgot the part with the multiple phone calls. You'd think you're being allowed into Fort Knox with all the heavy security.

Snapper Fan

 

[HFN]

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Now I understand why the posts have decreased here ... keep the PM's comming !

 

[Mother Nature]

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You lost me. What do you mean?

 

[Unregistered]

Julie massage Bon service!

Julie massage c'etait une bonne expérience. Elle a fait une excellente CBJ. Pour moi c'était trés bon.